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[ManaByte]

Revealed on starwars.com tonight:
http://www.starwars.com/episode-iii/bts/production/f20050126/indexp2.html

 

[Boogie]

First paragraph = cheese

Second two paragraphs = fine

 

[AirBrian]

Nice.

 

[The Faceless Master]

lol, kidnapped

 

[IAmtheFMan]

Not bad. First paragraph's kinda cheesy though.

 

[kumanoki]

War! Pffft. Duh. It should read, 'Lucas skull-fvcks your childhood!'

 

[Manabanana]

War! Pffft. Duh. It should read, 'Lucas skull-fvcks your childhood!'

Seriously, you can say "fuck" here.

 

[kumanoki]

Seriously, you can say "----" here.

Oh, I'm sure I can. Unfortunately, I can't on the laptop I use at school, though, because the nanny software used by my school has insane restrictions.

 

[Christoff Yurievich]

Oh, I'm sure I can. Unfortunately, I can't on the laptop I use at school, though, because the nanny software used by my school has insane restrictions.

that explains a lot, actually.

and the crawl will only be seen by me upon sitting in front of a theater screen this summer. Of course, seeing as the kid is due almost the same weekend Star Wars is due...hmm.

 

[Hitman]

War! Sucky third prequel to a beloved movie series causes nerds in basements all over the galaxy to throw flames at the evil General Lucas. General Lucas unscathed by the attacks continues his plans to direct and produce horrible movies to gain more wealth.

 

[MetatronM]

I can't believe they actually started it off with "War!" :lol :lol

 

[kumanoki]

I can't believe they actually started it off with "War!" :lol :lol

It would've been better if they'd started it off with "Fight!" and finished the movie with "Fatality! Darth Vader Wins!"

 

[Duck of Death]

Am I reading that right? Does it say that there are EVIL HEROES!?

War!

 

[ManaByte]

I can't believe they actually started it off with "War!" :lol :lol

That may be a jab at Supershadow (fucktard) because he was selling (yes, selling) false Episode II information that said the first word of Episode II was "War!" and spoken by Boss Nass and the Gungans.

 

[Spiritreaver]

I don't mind it, not to say I really like it. I never felt that the opening crawls for any of the films really set the tone at all, I give that to the opening scene. And this new one serves its purpose like the others.

 

[SD-Ness]

It's supposed to be cheesy.

 

[Flynn]

EPISODE III

THE REVENGE OF THE SITH

War! Good God, y'all. What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing. Say it again. Huh.

War is something I despise. For it means
destruction of innocent lives. For it means
tears in a thousand mother's eyes. When
their sons go out to fight and give their lives.

War! Good God, y'all. What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing. Say it again. Huh.

 

[Hitman]

EPISODE III

THE REVENGE OF THE SITH

War! Good God, y'all. What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing. Say it again. Huh.

War is something I despise. For it means
destruction of innocent lives. For it means
tears in a thousand mother's eyes. When
their sons go out to fight and give their lives.

War! Good God, y'all. What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing. Say it again. Huh.

That would be an hilarious opening crawl.

 

[Lyte Edge]

EPISODE III

THE REVENGE OF THE SITH

This is the last film from Lucas.
Aren't you glad you don't have
to sit through another shitty
prequel movie after this crap?

Why are you still reading this?
Why are you still in the theater?
Go home, and watch the original
trilogy. It's much beter than this
shit. Much fucking better. It's hard
to believe that movies using fucking
MUPPETS were better, but they were.

And WTF kind of name is
"Dooku?" Find something better.
Shit give me Jar Jar over that name.
Shit I'll take the Star Wars Xmas
Special over this crap.

Now let's watch them go and fuck up
Indiana Jones after this.
I had sex with Padme and YOU DIDN'T.

 

[Shinobi]

EPISODE III

THE REVENGE OF THE SITH

War! Good God, y'all. What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing. Say it again. Huh.

War is something I despise. For it means
destruction of innocent lives. For it means
tears in a thousand mother's eyes. When
their sons go out to fight and give their lives.

War! Good God, y'all. What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing. Say it again. Huh.

:lol Exactly what I was thinking...

EPISODE III

THE REVENGE OF THE SITH

This is the last film from Lucas.
Aren't you glad you don't have
to sit through another shitty
prequel move after this crap?

Why are you still reading this?
Why are you still in the theater?
Go home, and watch the original
trilogy. It's much beter than this
shit. Much fucking better. It's hard
to believe that movies using fucking
MUPPETS were better, but they were.

And WTF kind of name is
"Dooku?" Find something better.
Shit give me Jar Jar over that name.
Shit I'll take the Star Wars Xmas
Special over this crap.
I had sex with Padme and YOU DIDN'T.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[mattiewheels]

sigh.

 

[mrklaw]

WAR! <Would you like to learn more?>

 

[Burger]

Anyone else suffering from the apparent optical illustion that all the text in the image is crooked/tilted somewhat ?

 

[Hamfam]

I actually couldn't stop laughing reading the first paragraph, it's ridiculous.

 

[Scrow]

Anyone else suffering from the apparent optical illustion that all the text in the image is crooked/tilted somewhat ?

nope, can't say that i am

 

[Apharmd Battler]

Nice to have all that info in one place...I guess....

 

[FortNinety]

Am I reading that right? Does it say that there are EVIL HEROES!?

Yeah, hence why I ended up re-reading the damn thing three times over to make sure.