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Rian Johnson can go fuck himself

DonF

Gold Member
nah, Rian could have taken a non trolly move.
Rian acted as an employee of Disney and Lucasarts. I mean at what happened with Solo, they changed directors and re shoot lots of that movie.

Disney was happy with TLJ, thats why they kept Rian. Its not Rian's fault.
 
Are you saying that the Disney Trilogy was good? Superb? All 3 were crap, but Rian at least tried<<< go off the rail. He just added rubbish, or has been told to add rubbish ...

Sure you can claim that ROS had too much of a burden, not enough runtime to find a closure to the Luke/Jedi&Skywalker saga ... 9 films into 1. But that´s not my problem, they had enough time to come up with something better than "ripping off" scene/s (AGAIN) from previous Star Wars Films.

J.J
dumb robot has plans of whereabouts of LUKE THE UBER JEDI!! - escortmission
Finn is useless, just a sidekick HE IS A FOKING JANITOR!!!!
Phasma wishes she was never introduced to Star Wars
both crash at different spots on tatooine?
the mil. falcon just happens to be there, parked for decades ...
Rayannoying from collecting metal scraps for 100 days suddenly can operate the falcon
fight and do all cool stuff
mother fucker FINN whines the death of a stormtrooper, remember?! at the start, the reason why he quit being a JANITorooper ... starts enjoyng killing them "WOOOAAH, FUCK YEAH!!!"
Snoke build up ... oh boy
Luke´s lightsaber just happens to be located at a arbitrary selected bar in the far, far galaxies
Finn "I NEED A WEAPON!!" You have one ... apparently everyone can pick up a lightsaber and be good with it ... only have to touch it to get its power

all this and more shit to have a fucking meeting where the final puzzle to Luke´s whereabouts is revealed. Instead of getting latitudes or gps coordenates ... they get a fucking LINE pointing at Luke´s "CRYing place because he was scared"

Adam Driver get´s beaten up, shot ... has zero bruises. And how the fuck did NOBODY told him to cut that mullet of hair?! Did he think that that was intimidating?! Looks like a redneck with a suit.

He does not fit the role at all, same goes with Ray and her NEVER ending teeth gnashing. "Grrrrrrr!" Umpfff!"" Was she perma constipated?!

By the way, just over thinking it a bit

  • Palpatine was behind this for decades!! Using da "Force" aka interstellar sp::m
  • Palpatine made Anikin, Death Vader in the OG and FATHER of Luke Skywalker
  • Palpatine made Rey?, so that makes her a (half)Sister to Death Vader and THE FUCKING AUNT OF LUKE SKYWALKER!!
  • which makes her great-grand aunt of Kylo Ben
  • Lets have a kiss
  • not 100% about it, but ... just saying. What if she´s is a palaptine product?

Not going to bother with Epi.8, Seven was bad enough. And Episode 9 ... . Rogue one and Han Solo were better "movies" than the 3 main event films. R1 was a slow burner with a good payoff and Han Solo had thanks Woody son of a Mafia Hitman solid good 2 acts before it went downhill (3rd act).

I has spoken >)
- Rey is a bad character, a man inside the body of a woman. She´s not a good actress.
- Finn was useless ... 3 movies of screams and slapstick falling of the bed
- Phasma well ... she looked hot. The End.
- Lost Boy "the one with the flappy ears" ... shows up and was not in Awakens (sure of it)
- more cameos of nobodys
- G.del Toro useless cameo
- subplot rescue these animals, stop gambiling etc.
- Luke not having anything at all, no impact ... weak dead but during a sunset!!!
- stupid jokes, space cow milk
- FUSELAGE, our weapons cant reach them ...
- Chinese Girl is obvious, didnt pay out ... "her love scene"
- adam driver looks like someone beat him up and never told him to have a change (hair)
- trio from the OG abuse, first in flensh than as hologram.
- palpatine sitting on a throne for decades
- has out of nowhere not 1 but 50? planet destroyers ...
- horses in space .. Gallop!
- bow and arrow
- luke´s lightsaber hidden in a tavern, where his girlfriend also a jedi? yodina? works
- not enough star wars battle

At least we have the Mandalorian!
Man this post is harder to follow than the new film.
 

#Phonepunk#

Banned
Disney was happy with TLJ, thats why they kept Rian. Its not Rian's fault.
his film came in on time and under budget. it's the only one that did. that's reason enough for them to like him. obviously think they care at all about plot or canon or the integrity of the series or any of that. they are money people, they leave that to the nerds who discuss/promote the content. so yes on a purely mercenary mode, they liked him. production went smooth enough after so many disasters that they probably instantly jumped to give him a trilogy.

but he wrote his movie, he made those choices. im not going to blame KK when he wrote the movie himself with no outside help. KK was for sure responsible for overseeing the multiple projects & fucked that up as well. i mean the whole thing is a fuck up in many different ways with many people responsible. usually the president of the company is there to take responsibility but it's obvious how mismanaged the whole thing was.
 
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manfestival

Member
Are you saying that the Disney Trilogy was good? Superb? All 3 were crap, but Rian at least tried<<< go off the rail. He just added rubbish, or has been told to add rubbish ...

Sure you can claim that ROS had too much of a burden, not enough runtime to find a closure to the Luke/Jedi&Skywalker saga ... 9 films into 1. But that´s not my problem, they had enough time to come up with something better than "ripping off" scene/s (AGAIN) from previous Star Wars Films.

J.J
dumb robot has plans of whereabouts of LUKE THE UBER JEDI!! - escortmission
Finn is useless, just a sidekick HE IS A FOKING JANITOR!!!!
Phasma wishes she was never introduced to Star Wars
both crash at different spots on tatooine?
the mil. falcon just happens to be there, parked for decades ...
Rayannoying from collecting metal scraps for 100 days suddenly can operate the falcon
fight and do all cool stuff
mother fucker FINN whines the death of a stormtrooper, remember?! at the start, the reason why he quit being a JANITorooper ... starts enjoyng killing them "WOOOAAH, FUCK YEAH!!!"
Snoke build up ... oh boy
Luke´s lightsaber just happens to be located at a arbitrary selected bar in the far, far galaxies
Finn "I NEED A WEAPON!!" You have one ... apparently everyone can pick up a lightsaber and be good with it ... only have to touch it to get its power

all this and more shit to have a fucking meeting where the final puzzle to Luke´s whereabouts is revealed. Instead of getting latitudes or gps coordenates ... they get a fucking LINE pointing at Luke´s "CRYing place because he was scared"

Adam Driver get´s beaten up, shot ... has zero bruises. And how the fuck did NOBODY told him to cut that mullet of hair?! Did he think that that was intimidating?! Looks like a redneck with a suit.

He does not fit the role at all, same goes with Ray and her NEVER ending teeth gnashing. "Grrrrrrr!" Umpfff!"" Was she perma constipated?!

By the way, just over thinking it a bit

  • Palpatine was behind this for decades!! Using da "Force" aka interstellar sp::m
  • Palpatine made Anikin, Death Vader in the OG and FATHER of Luke Skywalker
  • Palpatine made Rey?, so that makes her a (half)Sister to Death Vader and THE FUCKING AUNT OF LUKE SKYWALKER!!
  • which makes her great-grand aunt of Kylo Ben
  • Lets have a kiss
  • not 100% about it, but ... just saying. What if she´s is a palaptine product?

Not going to bother with Epi.8, Seven was bad enough. And Episode 9 ... . Rogue one and Han Solo were better "movies" than the 3 main event films. R1 was a slow burner with a good payoff and Han Solo had thanks Woody son of a Mafia Hitman solid good 2 acts before it went downhill (3rd act).

I has spoken >)
- Rey is a bad character, a man inside the body of a woman. She´s not a good actress.
- Finn was useless ... 3 movies of screams and slapstick falling of the bed
- Phasma well ... she looked hot. The End.
- Lost Boy "the one with the flappy ears" ... shows up and was not in Awakens (sure of it)
- more cameos of nobodys
- G.del Toro useless cameo
- subplot rescue these animals, stop gambiling etc.
- Luke not having anything at all, no impact ... weak dead but during a sunset!!!
- stupid jokes, space cow milk
- FUSELAGE, our weapons cant reach them ...
- Chinese Girl is obvious, didnt pay out ... "her love scene"
- adam driver looks like someone beat him up and never told him to have a change (hair)
- trio from the OG abuse, first in flensh than as hologram.
- palpatine sitting on a throne for decades
- has out of nowhere not 1 but 50? planet destroyers ...
- horses in space .. Gallop!
- bow and arrow
- luke´s lightsaber hidden in a tavern, where his girlfriend also a jedi? yodina? works
- not enough star wars battle

At least we have the Mandalorian!
There was no ambiguity with my post. I am targeting your hatred of JJ Abrams. This whole wall of triggered text seems to be you being crazy about this. Cool story bro.
 

Setzer

Member
I really don't have issue with Rian Johnson as a filmmaker but I do have issue with what he did with TLJ. He was given the task to direct the second film in a trilogy which is not only suppose to continue from where TFA left off but also to move the story forward and set things up for the third film. He didn't do that. He treated it almost as if he was making the third film of the trilogy. Empire Strikes Back sets up Return of the Jedi perfectly. in that it moves the story forward and leaves the audience wanting to see what happens to Han Solo after being froze in carbonite and taken by Boba Fett to Jabba's Palace. It leaves the audience wanting to know what happens with Luke Skywalker after he finds out Vader is his Father. What does TLJ do to setup the third act? Nothing. Snoke is dead, Luke is dead, and Rey is nobody.

Ultimately, this mess is on Disney for not having a some sort of outline or road map for these 3 films and on top of that you assign it to 3 different directors.
 

O-N-E

Member
Who starts a trilogy with billions of dollars invested and then doesn't have a plan past movie #1 (which is just a rehash)?

It's like they penny-pinched on the writing / planning side and put all the chips into marketing. The hubris is astounding.
 

oagboghi2

Member
Haha, I knew NeoGaf would be one of the place to shit on TLJ, by far the best SW film since Empire. Johnson's understanding of storytelling and directing is so much nuanced than Abrams, who's directing is equivalent of a sugar-loaded kid on a rollercoaster going:"Woooooo!". He didn't give us what we though we are going to get and I think it is great. He also made us re-evaluate the SW universe and its characters. He gave it complexity. And somebody here mentioned skipping "purple haired lesbian" scenes - the joke is on you, because, you know, never judge a book by its cover. By that logic, you should skip Yoda scenes in Empire, because it was a senile, silly, green puppet.
why are you lying?
 

Starfield

Member
Ask me how I feel about the MCU or the live-action remakes or even Pixar films. Ask me how I felt about literally anything Disney before they started buying Star Wars and stuff like that.
Why should I ask about someones opinion that I don't give a fuck about.


Realising that you've got shit on your fingers is the first step in washing your hands dude.
 

#Phonepunk#

Banned
Who starts a trilogy with billions of dollars invested and then doesn't have a plan past movie #1 (which is just a rehash)?
why did they mismanage their most valuable assets? Carrie Fischer is dead and had they planned something out, they could have easily shot a reunion flashback with the OT three alive and well during the last 4 years of her life (following TFA's announcement).

this is the only thing people wanted from all this. these three actors in a room together.

just one scene.

Yoda-Flipoff.jpg
 
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Ixiah

Banned
What is this forums obsession with Star Wars and giant bomb? Two things that suck.

New star wars is shitty. Move on with your life, they’re movies made for kids to sell toys.
God forbid someone actual discusses Topics in a Forum......
 

Sub_Level

wants to fuck an Asian grill.
Haha, I knew NeoGaf would be one of the place to shit on TLJ, by far the best SW film since Empire. Johnson's understanding of storytelling and directing is so much nuanced than Abrams, who's directing is equivalent of a sugar-loaded kid on a rollercoaster going:"Woooooo!". He didn't give us what we though we are going to get and I think it is great. He also made us re-evaluate the SW universe and its characters. He gave it complexity. And somebody here mentioned skipping "purple haired lesbian" scenes - the joke is on you, because, you know, never judge a book by its cover. By that logic, you should skip Yoda scenes in Empire, because it was a senile, silly, green puppet.

I agree that Johnson is a far better director than JJ. TLJ remains one of the better looking star wars films. But in terms of storytelling, he is quite bad. Not a whole lot is done in TLJ that makes sense. Its one thing for characters to fail at tasks, to prove some sort of point about failure teaching you. Its another thing completely for characters to disregard motivations & traits established in prior films.

- Luke wanting to stealth kill his nephew over visions does not make sense.
- Yoda force ghost being able to destroy real world objects does not make sense. It makes you question why he stayed out of battles before if he could have helped. And even if you imply he was the first to develop such a technique, similar to how Qui-Gon was the first in his group of contemporaries to be a force ghost, it begs the question why he wouldn't help out in future conflicts.
- Holdo maneuver. The implications this has for space combat in SW's universe is insane.

You can find a lot more stuff on neckbeard youtube essay #433536 about the Last Jedi but the point is people have legit gripes with the movie beyond fans not getting what they want. Those issues don't bother you which is fine, people can take away different things from the same film.
 
Haha, I knew NeoGaf would be one of the place to shit on TLJ, by far the best SW film since Empire. Johnson's understanding of storytelling and directing is so much nuanced than Abrams, who's directing is equivalent of a sugar-loaded kid on a rollercoaster going:"Woooooo!". He didn't give us what we though we are going to get and I think it is great. He also made us re-evaluate the SW universe and its characters. He gave it complexity. And somebody here mentioned skipping "purple haired lesbian" scenes - the joke is on you, because, you know, never judge a book by its cover. By that logic, you should skip Yoda scenes in Empire, because it was a senile, silly, green puppet.
Nope. Yoda was an old af alien. It made sense. I seen a couple scenes of her and wanted to stop watching because it was so bad. The casino planet was pretty bad too.
 

#Phonepunk#

Banned
Nope. Yoda was an old af alien. It made sense. I seen a couple scenes of her and wanted to stop watching because it was so bad. The casino planet was pretty bad too.
Yoda is not just a crazy alien for the sake of it. first of all it was an experiment in animated performance. people forget that once upon a time the idea of having a puppet onscreen as a main character in a mainstream film just wasn't done. that was for silly monster movies and such. the idea it could elicit emotion & a belivable performance that one could get lost in, that was also laughable. it is a testament to the hard work of Mark Hamill and the entire crew, who lived on a swamp set for months, alongside snakes and bugs and other critters, filming this experimental sequence where a puppet discusses metaphysics in a blockbuster children's movie. the technology to do this didn't even exist so they had to fund it themselves. all that was incredibly risky. the new films don't try to do anything close to as insightful, revolutionary, warm, and welcoming as Luke's time with Yoda. just empty platitudes about legacy.

secondly, Yoda is not just a random green alien guy. his character is partially based on a Kurosawa movie out around the time of writing Empire, Dersu Uzala, which featured a strange old man, living in the wilderness, who spoke in a backward manner of speaking, and was a lowly looking person, yet had great wisdom. there are plenty of Kurosawa references in SW of course, and the word Jedi even comes from the Japanese word for these films.

DV69IBoU0AUtK4D.jpg


there is a lot of thought & reason behind George Lucas's stuff I think is getting brushed over in order to prop up The Last Jedi. who is Holdo based on? has Rian given an interview on that? i'm not sure, she seems like a character device to me, with poor, shifting motivations, there to give Rian's poetic speeches about sparks & suddenly (compared to the last movie) paint the Latino leading actor as a swarthy, sexist, dangerous, untrustworthy man. has anyone looked into the weird way Rian launders his perhaps unexplored Latin stereotypes through his male feminism?
 
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If I could get paid £100 for every time I read "Rian Johnson" in this thread I could buy back Lucasfilm from Disney. Damn.

People still being bitter about TLJ need to move on. Go experience more fiction outside of Disney shit. 😴
 
The special effects and cinematography are good. It's easily the best looking SW, dunno about RoS yet.

Surprisingly the mind-reading scenes lacked any special effects and didn't seem very convincing to me. They could've done some subtle warping effects and maybe some veins bulging slightly in the forehead.

Kinda like Scanners, but not as body-horror. Otherwise Scanners did that kind of stuff a lot better and that's a movie from 1981.
 
Yoda is not just a crazy alien for the sake of it. first of all it was an experiment in animated performance. people forget that once upon a time the idea of having a puppet onscreen as a main character in a mainstream film just wasn't done. that was for silly monster movies and such. the idea it could elicit emotion & a belivable performance that one could get lost in, that was also laughable. it is a testament to the hard work of Mark Hamill and the entire crew, who lived on a swamp set for months, alongside snakes and bugs and other critters, filming this experimental sequence where a puppet discusses metaphysics in a blockbuster children's movie. the technology to do this didn't even exist so they had to fund it themselves. all that was incredibly risky. the new films don't try to do anything close to as insightful, revolutionary, warm, and welcoming as Luke's time with Yoda. just empty platitudes about legacy.

secondly, Yoda is not just a random green alien guy. his character is partially based on a Kurosawa movie out around the time of writing Empire, Dersu Uzala, which featured a strange old man, living in the wilderness, who spoke in a backward manner of speaking, and was a lowly looking person, yet had great wisdom. there are plenty of Kurosawa references in SW of course, and the word Jedi even comes from the Japanese word for these films.

DV69IBoU0AUtK4D.jpg


there is a lot of thought & reason behind George Lucas's stuff I think is getting brushed over in order to prop up The Last Jedi. who is Holdo based on? has Rian given an interview on that? i'm not sure, she seems like a character device to me, with poor, shifting motivations, there to give Rian's poetic speeches about sparks & suddenly (compared to the last movie) paint the Latino leading actor as a swarthy, sexist, dangerous, untrustworthy man. has anyone looked into the weird way Rian launders his perhaps unexplored Latin stereotypes through his male feminism?
You're reaching with your racism angle. I haven't watched every line in the movie, but I got zero emphasis on Poe's ethnic background. He's just the closest to a White male good guy in the trilogy. The feminist propaganda was blatant af, hence the skipping it.

Great stuff about Yoda, and Empire Strikes Back.
 
S

slugbahr

Unconfirmed Member
Rose Tico - Trash
Entire Casino sequence - Trash
Parentage reveal - Trash
Luke character sabotage - Trash


-Initial space battle sequence - fucking awesome
-Battle with snoke - fucking awesome
-Seeing Yoda and Luke together - fucking awesome
-Seeing that touching moment with Luke and Leia - Personally the most touching moment in the entire new trilogy
-Luke walking out alone to the entire First Order - FUCKING AWESOME


See this is the problem I have, I liked the movie and absolute HATED some parts of TLJ but to wholly call it trash is just a lazy blanket statement.

Initial space battle sequence - starts off with a prank call that should've resulted in a quick death
Battle with snoke - I don't remember him fighting. I do remember him getting cut in half while sitting on his ass
Seeing Yoda and Luke together - and then a ghost sets fire to a tree
Seeing that touching moment with Luke and leia - fucķ yeah! Luke has gotten off his ass. The whole point of the movie, I thought - since TFA was supposedly about finding the map to him to get his help when needed most.
Like walking out alone to the entire First Order - see above. See a hologram too! What a fucking waste!!
 
I can't say but it's significant how Kennedy keeps changing directors like a sorority girl changes partners -- along with dumping most of them. Josh Trank, Colin Trevorrow, Phil Lord and Chris Miller, David Benioff and D.B. Weiss. It doesn't convey an impression of competence.

Yeah, don't forget about Trank. What a dumpster fire, lol
 
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