phisheep
NeoGAF's Chief Barrister
Blimey, this has come around fast! Have your shirts, anthems and beer of choice to hand guys, as we kick off on 6th February with as usual all manner of underlying sulks, truculence, revenge and jiggery-pokery behind the scenes and plenty of blood, thunder, sparkle and slapstick on the pitch. Also probably mud.
Official site is as usual here.
Fixtures
Sat 6th Feb 14:25 - France (23) v (21) Italy - very even match, made uneven by Parisse missing a drop-goal at the end
Sat 6th Feb 16:50 – Scotland (6) v (15) England - bit of a midfield scrap, but yet again Scotland can't score tries
Sun 7th Feb 15:00 – Ireland (16) v (16) Wales - All Ireland to start, all clawed back by 44 mins, then phases and phases and phases in midfield. Fair draw.
Sat 13th Feb 14:25 - France (10) v (9) Ireland - bad scrums, dropped balls and 30 mins of nothingness in the middle.
Sat 13th Feb 16:50 – Wales (27) v (23) Scotland - Woohoo! A proper rugby match, with tries and all.
Sun 14th Feb 14:00 – Italy (9) v (40) England - all very even for 50 mins then someone took the brakes off the chariot
Fri 26th Feb 20:05 – Wales (19) v (10) France - if Carlsberg made rugby matches, this wouldn't be one of them
Sat 27th Feb 14:25 – Italy (20) v (36) Scotland - Could have gone either way until the last 15 minutes
Sat 27th Feb 16:50 – England (21) v (10) Ireland - Absolute England storm in first half, more even in the second, except for, er, the scoring
Sat 12th Mar 13:30 - Ireland (58) v (15) Italy - in which Ireland play as Ireland can. Ditto Italy.
Sat 12th Mar 16:00 - England (25) v (21) Wales - typical second-half comeback from Wales - too late and not enough
Sun 13th Mar 15:00 - Scotland (29) v (18) France - bother, I missed this one - sounds like a good 'un too
Sat 19th Mar 14:30 – Wales v Italy
Sat 19th Mar 17:00 – Ireland v Scotland
Sat 19th Mar 20:00 – France v England
Odds
3rd Feb - England 6/4, Wales 3/1, Ireland 4/1, France 7/1, Scotland 16/1, Italy about 3 gazillion against
The Big Questions
England - will they play like Japan, or like England? What will Hartley's first yellow card be for? Can they count up to four?
Scotland - will they or won't they behave like a side that believes it can win?
France - numbers 1 through 15. And double that for Parra. Also new coach.
Wales - have we seen the end of Warrenball? Have we hell as like! Can the new props stand the heat? Will Anscombe work at 15?
Ireland - had a bit of a confidence-basher against Argentina so - can they bounce back?
Italy - who they going to beat this year?
Completely meaningless comparisons
Last year's table: Ireland, England, Wales (top 3 on points difference), France, Italy, Scotland
World rankings: Wales(4), Ireland(6), France(7), England(8), Scotland(9), Italy(12)
World Cup performance:
- Scotland: Quarter-finals, lost by 1 point to Australia/referee
- Wales: Quarter-finals, lost by 4 to South Africa
- Ireland: Quarter-finals, thumped by Argentina
- France: Quarter-finals, slaughtered and offered as a burnt sacrifice by New Zealand
- England: Lost in group stages, short by 2 points
- Italy: Lost in group stages, short by 2 points