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[Omegasquash]

Yeah, yeah it's the first thing that popped into my head.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

she made this up and is OCD about people being too close to her personal unspoken boundaries.

thank god my wife doesn't give a shit i only eat popcorn with my tongue

 

[outunderthestars]

He should just be happy that she is willing to keep talking to him after he took to see FF7 on a date.

 

[mollipen]

Don't get any snacks or drinks at the theater. Eat before hand.

Concessions are what keep movie theaters in business, not ticket sales. I like the theaters I go to to stay in business, since I don't go to the big ones like AMC or whatnot.

 

[BlazinAm]

Doesn't the movie theater offer small popcorn trays that you can use to share popcorn easily?

 

[Krejlooc]

the part where he turns to the person to his left and smiles always cracks me up

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

Popcorn rules? Don't stick your dick in the bottom of the bucket. Other than that, anything goes.

Just the balls, eh? Noted.

 

[quesalupa]

I'm not sure about the popcorn rule, but would you like to hear about the popcorn trick?

 

[Not a Jellyfish]

I just eat what popcorn is in the tub, doesn't matter where it is located in said tub.

 

[Choomp]

Nah! We do anarchy man, every man for themselves when it comes to popcorn

 

[hipbabboom]

Given such revelations, your friend realizes the opportunity for oral sex has greatly diminished right?

 

[daveo42]

I thought the only rule was to just make sure your hands were clean when sharing popcorn, and that's not even a rule, just common sense.

Popcorn rules? Don't stick your dick in the bottom of the bucket. Other than that, anything goes.

What if your date is into that sort of thing?

 

[Arthr2ShdsJcksn]

I thought the only rule was to just make sure your hands were clean when sharing popcorn, and that's not even a rule, just common sense.



What if your date is into that sort of thing?

I mean, I guess, but there's got to be a better way to get both a hand job and enjoy a tub of popcorn.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

What's wrong with you people?

 

[Orbis Tabula]

I just take the bag and strap it to my face like a mule with a feedbag. I hydrate intravenously.

 

[Mammoth Jones]

If you that picky then buy your own popcorn.

My friends just shoves his hand in the bag digs around then Eats the God damned popcorn.

 

[Baka Sempai]

Making things up.
I wonder what her rules are for eating hotdogs at the movies.

hot dog to the face, that's my only rule ...

but pop-corn, there's only one rule ...

 

[Robdraggoo]

I have 2 rules when sharing popcorn at the movies

1. the bucket stays on my lap unless given to you to hold while i use the resrtoom
2. if my hand is in it, yours isnt

im a popcorn hog.

 

[McLovin]

No such thing.

 

[Rentahamster]

"popcorn rules"? That is one neurotic girl.

 

[ElTorro]

And I thought that the great Popcorn Problem was about salty vs. sweet.

 

[Rest]

No such rule exists. There is only one movie popcorn rule: Get the biggest container, so that there's enough for everyone. It's OK to throw some away.

 

[striferser]

Get your own popcorn!