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[Carnby]

She looks like my 16 year old hot cousin who is Trouble, I stay away from her in fear of Jail..

THAT'S the only reason? WTF

 

[defel]

Good, now hopefuly he'll come back to the UK and get back on the radio where he belongs.

 

[Satch]

She looks like my 16 year old hot cousin who is Trouble, I stay away from her in fear of Jail..

gonna need a thread, sir

 

[ATF487]

She is sexy and I would have sex with her

 

[Hot Coldman]

She looks like my 16 year old hot cousin who is Trouble, I stay away from her in fear of Jail..

 

[Reversed]

500 days?

 

[MilesWebber]

This was never the way she planned, not her intention. Russel was always a douche with drink in hand. He lost his discretion. It's not what she was used to. She just wanted to try him on. He was always hot, then cold. Yes, then no. Up, down, black, white you name it. He didn't really want to stay, No. They used to laugh at nothing but maybe now she just finds him plain boring. It got to the point where she needed to call a doctor fearing that Russel's love was Bipolar. Her heart used to stop when he looked at her. With just one touch she thought it was real. Now she's running away and she'll never look back.

No regrets. Just love.



Now Gaf, Which one of you will be her Valentine?

 

[mysticwhip]

http://i.imgur.com/coSft.gif

looks like sonic

 

[Buckethead]

 

[Foliorum Viridum]

Mmmmmm.

...

Mmmmmmmm.

 

[thefit]

She looks like my 16 year old hot cousin who is Trouble, I stay away from her in fear of Jail..

haha..wut? Pics please!

 

[Skel1ingt0n]

Is that the console version?

Amazing. Just.... amazing.

l
o
l

 

[British Monsoon]

What the hell has Russell Brand done other than marrying Katy Perry? Why is that annoying douche famous? He was in one movie that I know of and he was the worst part about that movie.

He became successful as a stand-up comedian on the UK comedy circuit but achieved wider fame through the tabloids obsession with the fact that he'll seemingly stick his dick in anything with a pulse. We all got rather sick of him after he left insulting messages on the answering machine of a much beloved actor (Andrew Sachs, 'Manuel' from Fawlty Towers) live on national radio, alluding to having sex with his grand-daughter, so as is tradition with all British celebrities that become too annoying for these shores (Piers Morgan, Simon Cowell, etc), we carted him off to America and can only hope he has a long and successful career in the states, thus preventing him from returning to plague further us with his 'brand' (snicker) of comedy.

 

[legacyzero]

Wish I could craft 7 coals for THAT.

 

[Anticitizen One]

Is that the console version?

we have a winner

 

[Nemesis121]

THAT'S the only reason? WTF

I am 34.....I don't date women under 20, she comes on to me every time I go visit, I spent 36 hours in jail once for mistaken identity, and never want to see a cell again.......

 

[TheKaeptain]

She looks like my 16 year old hot cousin who is Trouble, I stay away from her in fear of Jail..

 

[rvy]

Smash it and/or bang.

 

[Foliorum Viridum]

I am 34.....I don't date women under 20, she comes on to me every time I go visit, I spent 36 hours in jail once for mistaken identity, and never want to see a cell again.......

Come to the UK. She'd be legal.

Land of the free my ass.

 

[Fantastical]

Who didn't see this coming?

Here's Brand saying they are still happily married a month ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6qQZPuh118 "Until death do us part was the pledge" lol

 

[TheKaeptain]

I am 34.....I don't date women under 20, she comes on to me every time I go visit, I spent 36 hours in jail once for mistaken identity, and never want to see a cell again.......

 

[Mistouze]

For some reason I crave milk.

 

[Satch]

I am 34.....I don't date women under 20, she comes on to me every time I go visit, I spent 36 hours in jail once for mistaken identity, and never want to see a cell again.......

hahahahahahahah yesssss

 

[gutshot]

I am 34.....I don't date women under 20, she comes on to me every time I go visit, I spent 36 hours in jail once for mistaken identity, and never want to see a cell again.......

The thread is now about this.

 

[statham]

wasn't their rumors she was pregnant?

 

[TheKaeptain]

Please make a thread about your cousin.

 

[JonathanEx]

I guess he changed his mind like she changed her clothes.


...hmm, not my best.

 

[Dennis]

Is that the console version?

I don't get it.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

So the fact she's your cousin is not the actual issue here?

Okay, long as that's sorted out.

 

[Medalion]

I am 34.....I don't date women under 20, she comes on to me every time I go visit, I spent 36 hours in jail once for mistaken identity, and never want to see a cell again.......

Send her this way then, GAF is used to jail

 

[Opus Angelorum]

I am 34.....I don't date women under 20, she comes on to me every time I go visit, I spent 36 hours in jail once for mistaken identity, and never want to see a cell again.......

Late entry for possible 2011 thread the year?

 

[Lerozz]

I don't get it.

Your screenshots are usually with a better resolution.

Dude ... xD

 

[Patrick Bateman]

wasn't their rumors she was pregnant?

Probably because of her huge knockers.

 

[Lerozz]

Probably because of her huge knockers.

Then she must have been pregnant for a long, long, long time.

 

[Foliorum Viridum]

Your screenshots are usually with a better resolution.

Dude ... xD

You just got Dennis'd.

 

[skyfinch]

I thought the new year would bring happiness. This is not the news I wanted to hear at this time.

 

[Davedough]

Still wood

 

[thefit]

I am 34.....I don't date women under 20, she comes on to me every time I go visit, I spent 36 hours in jail once for mistaken identity, and never want to see a cell again.......

I don't think that's what was meant at ALL.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

She looks like my 16 year old hot cousin who is Trouble, I stay away from her in fear of Jail..

I am 34.....I don't date women under 20, she comes on to me every time I go visit, I spent 36 hours in jail once for mistaken identity, and never want to see a cell again.......

 

[Volimar]

I don't get it.

PC master race.

Everything looks worse on consoles than on PC.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Come to the UK. She'd be legal.

Land of the free my ass.

Land of free ass > land of the free

 

[Fari]

I am 34.....I don't date women under 20, she comes on to me every time I go visit, I spent 36 hours in jail once for mistaken identity, and never want to see a cell again.......

 

[Acidote]

I'm sure she left him to have a chance with Justin Biever...

 

[Foliorum Viridum]

Land of free ass > land of the free

Makes you proud to be British.

 

[Game-Biz]

Russell Brand is awesome.

Haters gonna hate.

 

[computers putin']

she looks just like the white girl who used to be on "In Living Color", I can't think of her name though...

 

[Lerozz]

I'm sure she left him to have a chance with Justin Biever...

 

[TheKaeptain]

Russell Brand is awesome.

Haters gonna hate.

Yep.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Makes you proud to be British.

Amen to that. cryingeagle.jpg... wait, what's the British equivalent of that? Crying bulldog jpeg? Sure, why not.

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

At least they didn't resort to extremes to keep the marriage together like adopting an African child.