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Samsung Galaxy S2's Are Not Hipster Friendly...

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HiResDes

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Okay so I've been through two Samsung Galaxy S2's now in the past year and a half. When I broke the first one I had assumed it was because I sat on it extremely hard or had dropped it and just forgotten, but I was wrong. Last night, I was wearing the tightest jeans I own and when I got home half of the screen 3/4s of the screen was black, which is exactly what happened to my last phone. Now I don't always use the case, which is my fault, but it seems quite ridiculous that a cellphone should break just from the pressure caused by wearing overly tight jeans. The case is just too bulky to fit comfortably in my jeans and I don't want to have to wear a man purse every time I go out dressed like a black member of the Ramones. Isn't this bullshit? Does anyone feel my pain?
 
Why don't you carry it around in your purse instead? Or just pop it in the basket of your vintage bike?

I have an S2 and I just attached velcro to the back of it and hide it in my ironic beard.
 
Don't worry, phones are only getting bigger. I'm sure the fashion industry is going to adapt sooner or later. Expect extra phone pockets on our super tight jeans soon.
 
#1 - Stop wearing and buying girl tight jeans.
#2 - Buy some real goddamn pants.
#3 - Profit.

Unless of course you are looking forward to getting Meralgia Paresthetica. To this day i don't understand males obsession with tight jeans and i never will. It isn't stylish, it looks stupid. For women? I can see why self absorbed women or why women who are self consensus would want to wear them and both are extremely stupid reason to do so. But males? Even as a gay man i find them disgusting on men. But i guess it's like the old saying "to each to own" and i don't really have the right to judge since i have been wearing flannel shirts for the past 25 years.

My suggestion is just go out and buy a pair of jeans that are a good fit. What do you gain from having your man bits smashed up inside your intestines?
 
Why don't you carry it around in your purse instead? Or just pop it in the basket of your vintage bike?

I have an S2 and I just attached velcro to the back of it and hide it in my ironic beard.

lol. Also, we're going to need photos of these jeans. All I wear are April 77 Joeys and I didn't think it got much tighter than that yet I've never had any problems.
 
yeah, blame the pants, not the phone. (although I do think those giant android handsets are silly.)

you yourself described them as "overly tight" ;)

they should invent spray-on jeans, comes in a can.
 
Baristas.

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