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[Pyramid head]

holy crap I just wiki'd the Church of Satan

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another's lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they don’t stop, destroy them.

I..I think im a convert

Satan pls embrace me <3

Sure beats:


[*]Worship SATAN.


[*]Do not worship any other Satans.


[*]Do not roll your eyes and mumble SATAN's name when annoyed.


[*]do not draw pictures or whittle little figurines of SATAN.


[*]Keep one arbitrary day of the week for SATAN. Let's say Wednesday.


[*]Don't 'want' stuff.

 

[Mostmanlyman]

The left child creeps me out.
Everything else is pretty rad.

The left kid is doing the"OMG I CANT BELIEVE IT IS HIM" arms.

 

[ReAxion]

Yes.

 

[Ryouji Gunblade]

Nice. I want an invisible pink unicorn one next.

 

[spookyfish]

I heard an interview last year with Lucien Greaves, the spokesperson for The Satanic Temple, and was quite impressed with him. Seemed like a really smart, sincere dude. He said back then that they were making multiple statues in anticipation of them getting defaced; I don't know if that's still the case.

In the interview above, Greaves says, "[we removed the breasts because] we don't want to argue with Oklahoma on the grounds of pornography. We don't want to give them that ammunition..."

Makes sense. Smart of him. Them. Whomever.

 

[Chainsawkitten]

Posting the picture of the finished statue cause it's awesome.

 

[Toxi]

Posting the picture of the finished statue cause it's awesome.

Quite. It's a pity their end goal will result in it being taken down as well.

 

[BabyFaceKillah]

Black jesus please have mercy on my soul.

 

[Deified Data]

I'd be a lot more supportive of religious statues in public places if they all looked badass.

Like Jesus in Terminator Power Armor riding a Triceratops into apocalyptic battle.