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[Lunchbox]

way below my league

 

[Ducarmel]

Well that's cool then. I hope she finds somebody she likes

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me and only me

This is bringing me back memories of that horrible thread with contrarian gaf saying she is ugly.

 

[DeathbyVolcano]

No, she did not get a reduction.

 

[Clydefrog]

I hope she picks me next!

 

[Jeramii]

way below my league

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i seriously don't understand why everyone thinks she is so attractive. from the neck down she is well built... but her face... oh god her face. their are way better looking women, face and body wise.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Don't worry GAF, I got this covered.
Time to bust out the Sex Panther: 60% of the time, it works everytime.

 

[-NeoTB1-]

quoted for page 2.

 

[Dennis]

quoted for page 2.

This is still page 1. Amateur.

 

[CharlieDigital]

quoted for page 2.

Why do we not have more pictures for the second page yet? What kind of lame thread is this?

 

[BigDug13]

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i seriously don't understand why everyone thinks she is so attractive. from the neck down she is well built... but her face... oh god her face. their are way better looking women, face and body wise.

I think it's the banging body yet natural, curvy, womanly...mixed with the attractive but "gettable" girl next door face.

Always found her really hot even though her face isn't model quality. That's actually something that makes her more appealing to some.

 

[FlashFlooder]

she's amazing

 

[JeTmAn81]

"I get tested for HIV twice a year. . . One has to be socially aware. It's part of being a decent human to be tested for STDs. It's just disgusting behaviour when people don't. It's so irresponsible."

SCARLETT JOHANSSON, London Telegraph, Dec. 10, 2006

 

[Suitcase Test]

I remember the thread where GAF found out Reynolds and her got together/engaged/whatever.

First 50 posts: OMG she so hot >=(
Next 50 posts: well, Ryan Reynolds is pretty hot too :/
Next 50 posts: ok these two are both pretty hot, good for them!

I think that in the end, even GAF had peace with it. That's how I remember it at least. :lol

 

[Anerythristic]

"I get tested for HIV twice a year. . .SCARLETT JOHANSSON, London Telegraph, Dec. 10, 2006

Wow she must be down to fuck.

 

[Zoe]

Why do we not have more pictures for the second page yet? What kind of lame thread is this?

Okay.

 

[lethial]

"I get tested for HIV twice a year. . . One has to be socially aware. It's part of being a decent human to be tested for STDs. It's just disgusting behaviour when people don't. It's so irresponsible."

SCARLETT JOHANSSON, London Telegraph, Dec. 10, 2006

Weird since she's a virgin. How do I know this? Well because I haven't fucked her yet.

 

[RustyNails]

Unbelievable. What kind of a bonking idiot would break up with Scar Jo?

 

[CHEEZMO™]

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i seriously don't understand why everyone thinks she is so attractive. from the neck down she is well built... but her face... oh god her face. their are way better looking women, face and body wise.

Sexiest woman alive.

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Before the nose-job and apparent boob reduction :/

 

[Ashes]

Why do we not have more pictures for the second page yet? What kind of lame thread is this?

Google is your friend.

 

[Dennis]

Okay.

thread ruined

 

[Jeramii]

I think it's the banging body yet natural, curvy, womanly...mixed with the attractive but "gettable" girl next door face.

Always found her really hot even though her face isn't model quality. That's actually something that makes her more appealing to some.

i won't disagree with that. that makes total sense.

though in my personal opinion, her face doesn't make up for the rest.... i just don't like her face. i also don't like taylor swifts. i look at both swift and johansson and get the same blehhh thought. i'm more attracted to mary elizabeth winstead type of women.. very attractive, normal shaped body, just has the good girl look going, and just the face itself is unbelievably good looking.

Sexiest woman alive.

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Before the nose-job and apparent boob reduction :/

coming from the guy with this avatar...

makes me sick to my stomach, not gonna lie.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Wow she must be down to fuck.

Have you heard about her supposedly getting down in a elevator with Del Toro?

 

[Plywood]

Why do we not have more pictures for the second page yet? What kind of lame thread is this?

Here:

And now I return to the shadows:

 

[SimleuqiR]

are those real?

Let's go to the video

 

[TheKaeptain]

Let's hope she stops being a Gym freak and gets her tits big and beautiful again.

 

[diunxx]

She must've saw the Green Lantern trailer.

I just did that exact same joke on Brandnew's facebook.

 

[Chamber]

Unbelievable. What kind of a bonking idiot would break up with Scar Jo?

The kind of guy who looks like (and is wealthy like) Ryan Reynolds and can pull easily pull comparable tail.

 

[Ducarmel]

Why do we not have more pictures for the second page yet? What kind of lame thread is this?

her you go something different

http://www.wikifeet.com/Scarlett_Johansson

 

[SimleuqiR]

The kind of guy who looks like (and is wealthy like) Ryan Reynolds and can pull easily pull comparable tail.

"Show me a beautiful woman, I'll show you a man who's tired of fucking her."

Or

"Show me a beautiful woman, I'll show you a man who's tired of her fucking shit."

 

[whitehawk]

http://www.wikifeet.com/Scarlett_Johansson

DAMN YOU INTERNET!

 

[CHEEZMO™]

coming from the guy with this avatar...

makes me sick to my stomach, not gonna lie.

Why? That's a good looking woman right there.

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Don't visit the fetish thread.

 

[Koodo]

Not good enough for Reynolds, sorry to say.

 

[mr stroke]

ryan reynolds is douche confirmed

maybe her crotch smells?

 

[Jamesfrom818]

My chance to get with her has increased by an infintesimal amount. YES!

 

[Struct09]

Dibs

 

[Ezalc]

Dibs

Son of a bitch!

 

[John Dunbar]

i didn't know about wikifeet before this, but now i know what i'll be doing for the next three hours.

 

[whitehawk]

Dibs

damn

 

[MNC]

So now chances of a sex tape are even slimmer

 

[Jeramii]

Why? That's a good looking woman right there.

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Don't visit the fetish thread.

hah. i know its from there. after that pic was posted i said fuck this and quit visiting.

 

[Hot Coldman]

So now chances of a sex tape are even slimmer

nah bro, more people to fuck her and film it

 

[S. L.]

her you go something different
http://www.wikifeet.com/Scarlett_Johansson

oh my!

 

[FunkyPajamas]

Good for him, I never liked her anyway.

 

[Kusagari]

I did not need to know that wikifeet site exists. :lol

 

[Xater]

http://www.wikifeet.com/Scarlett_Johansson

There is a Wikifeet? Oh fuck you internet! :lol

 

[GuitarAtomik]

 

[woodypop]

She was Marvel and He was DC (Yes Nerd Gaf, I know he was both, but let me go on to complete the analogy.)


They were never meant to be.

And like Marvel and DC, they combined to have a crappy breif run of crossovers.

I dunno, I rather liked the X-Men/Teen Titans crossover. But that was a long time ago, and I was just a kid. Still, I liked it. =)

 

[Hyphen]

Back on the market. Discuss.

I've always preferred her when she looks (for lack of a better word) normal...

However, despite some weird decisions early on in her career that I wasn't too enamoured with...

...she can have a real nice 'red carpet' look...

 

[Barrett2]

I need to get all up in that ass

 

[polyh3dron]

SO YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S A CHANCE?