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Scarlett Johansson on SNL

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Nice does not equal Hot. And (I think) there are a lot more girls with nice bodies than nice faces... I am all for a nice body, but the face is just as important. After all, what will you see for a greater %age of time, the face or the body? I'm sorry, I'm going to sleep... just came back from a friend's birthday, where I got loaded with straight Bacardi 151, among other things... shit never thought I'd post stuff like that on GAF :lol I'm surprised I can move my mouse precisely enough and actually spot spelling mistakes...
 
Ahriman said:
Nice does not equal Hot. And (I think) there are a lot more girls with nice bodies than nice faces... I am all for a nice body, but the face is just as important. After all, what will you see for a greater %age of time, the face or the body? I'm sorry, I'm going to sleep... just came back from a friend's birthday, where I got loaded with straight Bacardi 151, among other things... shit never thought I'd post stuff like that on GAF :lol I'm surprised I can move my mouse precisely enough and actually spot spelling mistakes...
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That's one fo the more "normal" pictures of her, and I'd call that a hell of a lot more than a "nice face". She has an incredibly unique beauty about her, a "sexy cuteness", and a great body with killar tits to boot. Let me ask you something: do you fantasize about gay homosexual sex? If so, that could be further evidence that you're gay.
 
demon said:
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That's one fo the more "normal" pictures of her, and I'd call that a hell of a lot more than a "nice face". She has an incredibly unique beauty about her, a "sexy cuteness", and a great body with killar tits to boot. Let me ask you something: do you fantasize about gay homosexual sex? If so, that could be further evidence that you're gay.
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Buddy, she as a WHOLE, not specific parts like tits, hip, just don't come and get me. Some women are less attractive than her but yet they make me horny.
 
Watching Death Cab semi-rock out is just awkward.

I wanted more titty in my SNL, but maybe I missed the seckzi skits.

SOMEBODY KILL WEEKEND UPDATE
 
Man, I had tickets to see Death Cab and Franz Ferdinand last week at the Reno Hilton, but I decided to get super drunk instead. This SNL performance made me actually kind-of enjoy there music. I was going just to go, even though I don't like either Death Cab nor Franz.

Boo.
 
Nick said:
Man, I had tickets to see Death Cab and Franz Ferdinand last week at the Reno Hilton, but I decided to get super drunk instead. This SNL performance made me actually kind-of enjoy there music. I was going just to go, even though I don't like either Death Cab nor Franz.

Boo.
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Okay.
 
Liu Kang Baking A Pie said:
Okay.
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When you live in a city where there is virtually no music scene, you appreciate anybody with a little notoriety that stops by for a show.

Oh wait, I'm answering a Liu Kang Baking A Pie post.
 
Beezy said:
Those lips, those titties........girl let me touch you.
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OH MY GOD HOTNESS I WANT TO BANG YOU

Ahriman said:
Nice does not equal Hot. And (I think) there are a lot more girls with nice bodies than nice faces... I am all for a nice body, but the face is just as important. After all, what will you see for a greater %age of time, the face or the body? I'm sorry, I'm going to sleep... just came back from a friend's birthday, where I got loaded with straight Bacardi 151, among other things... shit never thought I'd post stuff like that on GAF :lol I'm surprised I can move my mouse precisely enough and actually spot spelling mistakes...
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Psycho Mantis: "You like men."

Ahriman: "You can read minds?"

Psycho Mantis: "No."

Ahriman: "Fuck."
 
Scrow said:
Psycho Mantis: "You like men."

Ahriman: "You can read minds?"

Psycho Mantis: "No."

Ahriman: "Fuck."
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Pretty much.

How any sane man can down Scarlett is beyond me.

fapfapfap
 
does anyone have any pics of scarlett when she's not dolled up? well, not even so much that, but like, random pics of her in her normal attire?

i wanna see what she looks like with all the piercings going full force. she does have her septum pierced after all, and all kinds of other ones.

not trying to come off as hating, after all, she is my future girlfriend, but still, im curious as to what she looks like when she's in her comfort zone.
 
phantomile co. said:
does anyone have any pics of scarlett when she's not dolled up? well, not even so much that, but like, random pics of her in her normal attire?

i wanna see what she looks like with all the piercings going full force. she does have her septum pierced after all, and all kinds of other ones.

not trying to come off as hating, after all, she is my future girlfriend, but still, im curious as to what she looks like when she's in her comfort zone.
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you MUST photograph her!
 
phantomile co. said:
does anyone have any pics of scarlett when she's not dolled up? well, not even so much that, but like, random pics of her in her normal attire?

i wanna see what she looks like with all the piercings going full force. she does have her septum pierced after all, and all kinds of other ones.

not trying to come off as hating, after all, she is my future girlfriend, but still, im curious as to what she looks like when she's in her comfort zone.
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What about the pool scene in Lost in Translation? Her and Bob both in robes fresh out of the pool?
 
phantomile co. said:
call me psychotic, but i have a good hunch that's gonna happen within 10 months.

: knocks on wood :
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good luck. dont get caught with your pants down hiding in the bushes.
 
J2 Cool said:
What about the pool scene in Lost in Translation? Her and Bob both in robes fresh out of the pool?
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no, i mean like, full force, wearing what she wants. word is that she's looks like a complete opposite of what we're used to seeing.

piercing all over the place as well.

just curious to see what that would look like. some type of alternate dimension scarlett i'd imagine.
 
The only slack I offer to haters is if they've only seen those pics of her vamped, wearing bleach blonde hair ridiculously high up and enough makeup to turn her face to quicksand. I know she's done it on a number of event things and it's disgusting as hell.

Also I saw the first Deathcab performance and I kinda liked it. It put me to sleep, which I think was the point.
 
I would destroy her...

After hours of sexual full body massages... fapfapfap
 
Alucard said:
Man, paparazzi always manage to catch the WORST facial expressions when taking pics of celebs.
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I agree, and yet I'd still hit the shit out of it.
 
SolidSnakex said:
Here's some pics of her from SNL




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Ugh, i think she looks terribly unattractive when she *obviously* has make up on / when she looks dolled up.

I didn't think she was sexy or cute at all in the island. I definitely prefer when they use the make up to make it look like she doesn't have any on.
 
pinkatrophe said:
Ugh, i think she looks terribly unattractive when she *obviously* has make up on / when she looks dolled up.

I didn't think she was sexy or cute at all in the island. I definitely prefer when they use the make up to make it look like she doesn't have any on.
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I agree. That's why I think she looked best in Lost In Translation, where she had that regular girl next door look going for her, except an extremely hot one.
 
WTF @ BULLRING. Jeus H Tittyfucking CHRIST, what is it with beautiful women ruining their perfection with shitty piercings and tattoos these days? Nothing's more disappointing that seeing some really hot girl, and on closer inspection noticing she has one of those metal boogers sticking out of hear nose. Such a turn-off.
 
demon said:
WTF @ BULLRING. Jeus H Tittyfucking CHRIST, what is it with beautiful women ruining their perfection with shitty piercings and tattoos these days? Nothing's more disappointing that seeing some really hot girl, and on closer inspection noticing she has one of those metal boogers sticking out of hear nose. Such a turn-off.
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And yet nearly every man on Earth wants to plow her, but no one wants to plow you. :(
 
demon said:
WTF @ BULLRING. Jeus H Tittyfucking CHRIST, what is it with beautiful women ruining their perfection with shitty piercings and tattoos these days? Nothing's more disappointing that seeing some really hot girl, and on closer inspection noticing she has one of those metal boogers sticking out of hear nose. Such a turn-off.
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THANK YOU. That bullring is retarded, but eh... she's young and gorgeous. She can do whatever the hell she wants.
 
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