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SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE: Sonic the Hedgehog

Hedgehog's eat shit? That explains a lot of Sonic games.

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I didn't know what to expect when I clicked this, turns out it was worse than I thought.

I do as pointed out that Tails would've probably eaten, rather than befriended sonic, but hey ho.

*makes note never to touch a hedgehog after realising what they do with faeces too*
 
The feces thing is because hedgehogs are tolerant to a lot of toxins that are poisonous to other animals, it's not just poop but that's what's most commonly around. They've also been known to bite and kill animals that produce poison to defend themselves and rub the poison on themselves so other animals can't eat them, as they're immune to the poison themselves and it wards off predators. They rub it on their belly as their belly is their vulnerable spot.
 
So, you're telling me, the other guys from Sonic aren't hedgehogs?

Why do they all look the same?
 
Most people must have not seen or owned a real hedgehog before. Scientifically inaccurate more like it.

However it is proven that most new Sonic games are shit.
 
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