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[dreamcastmaster]

Admit, your friend showed you how to do it on you didn't they?

No way was another guy touching MY dick!

 

[Pandaman]

I love those guys who say they don't watch porn or masturbate.

i dont masturbate, never have.

i do watch porn tho.
for science.

 

[Pandaman]

*cough* Pandaman *cough*

wait, i missed this.

is that what im known for? shit.

im only 21 though.

 

[dreamcastmaster]

i dont masturbate, never have.

That's actually quite unhealthy, unless you are getting lots of sex instead.

 

[Monocle]

Lies! Slander! Just the latest in a long line of propaganda peddled by science heads. They'd sooner implicate an entire sex in acts of gross indecency than own up to their own filthy habits.

Edit:

i dont masturbate, never have.

i do watch porn tho.
for science.

But...that's like sitting down for a seven course meal and just gnawing at the napkin.

 

[Byakuya769]

Nice, some hard evidence

anyway, longer semen is in the scrotum the more likely sperm mutations can occur. sooo.... do it for the children.

 

[Trurl]

I first ejaculated through a wet dream. I had actually tried to masturbate before that, but I never got it quite right. I partly blame Beavis and Butt-head describing it as "spanking the monkey" for confusing me about the proper technique.

 

[McNei1y]

If people are sharing their experiences :lol I 'stumbled' upon it. There has never been a better accidental finding in my life... yet.

 

[alterno69]

I think i was 11 and a couple of friends starter giving me shit for not knowing how to do it so later that day i did it in the shower, i was awesome and still one of the best ever.

OT I'm married and i watch porn like twice a week for like 10 mins each time lol gotta love the internet. When i was a kid(30 now) it was a chore to get acces to decent porn

 

[ShadyLurker]

I first ejaculated through a wet dream. I had actually tried to masturbate before that, but I never got it quite right. I partly blame Beavis and Butt-head describing it as "spanking the monkey" for confusing me about the proper technique.

Never had those. Though I did always have nightmares so that made it difficult.

And Ouch.

 

[Snowman Prophet of Doom]

I never had any wet dreams before I started masturbating, and to reiterate, I was 17 when I started. I seriously feel weird; I guess that I just never even thought of the possibility of girls wanting to date and/or do me, so it's something that never happened in my dreams either.

I have self-esteem problems.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

I was 11 or 12.

Never stopped, never plan too.

 

[Aquavelvaman]

I was 11 or 12.

Never stopped, never plan too.

can't stop won't stop

 

[Medalion]

can't stop won't stop

cuz we can't stop.

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

can't stop won't stop

Word.

 

[Regulus Tera]

Hypothetical question: Is there a harmful side-effect that could occur from too much masturbation?

 

[Hellsing321]

Hypothetical question: Is there a harmful side-effect that could occur from too much masturbation?

You go blind, but its worth it.

 

[Snowman Prophet of Doom]

Hypothetical question: Is there a harmful side-effect that could occur from too much masturbation?

Well, it's possible to get addicted to masturbation, but barring that: I can't really think of any. I'm not a doctor, though; I just talk like one to sound smart on the internet.

 

[GDGF]

Hypothetical question: Is there a harmful side-effect that could occur from too much masturbation?

A raw dick?

 

[Unknown One]

Hypothetical question: Is there a harmful side-effect that could occur from too much masturbation?

Eye floaters.

 

[Lion Heart]

Gran Turismo 3 gave me my first Ejac.

I was playing and the controller was rumbling like mad, 3 chicanes later and I was shivering on the floor.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Hypothetical question: Is there a harmful side-effect that could occur from too much masturbation?

Not that I know of, but I know it couldn't get me to stop.

 

[Neo C.]

Hypothetical question: Is there a harmful side-effect that could occur from too much masturbation?

If a recent research isn't bogus, too much masturbation in young age increase the chance of getting cancer in your balls. But when you are over 50 years old, you should masturbate more, because with masturbation you can decrease the chance of having cancer.

 

[neorej]

Gran Turismo 3 gave me my first Ejac.

I was playing and the controller was rumbling like mad, 3 chicanes later and I was shivering on the floor.

You shouldn't have underestimated the power of PlayStation.

 

[Tenkai Star]

That's science for you! XD

I do remember my first time don't remember how old I was though.

 

[McNei1y]

Gran Turismo 3 gave me my first Ejac.

I was playing and the controller was rumbling like mad, 3 chicanes later and I was shivering on the floor.

You shouldn't have underestimated the power of PlayStation.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Regulus Tera]

If a recent research isn't bogus, too much masturbation in young age increase the chance of getting cancer in your balls. But when you are over 50 years old, you should masturbate more, because with masturbation you can decrease the chance of having cancer.

Goddammmit I started masturbating at eight.

This probably explains my myopia too.

 

[UFRA]

Gran Turismo 3 gave me my first Ejac.

I was playing and the controller was rumbling like mad, 3 chicanes later and I was shivering on the floor.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Pandaman]

That's actually quite unhealthy, unless you are getting lots of sex instead.

so... unhealthy then.

as a curiosity, how is it unhealthy?

But...that's like sitting down for a seven course meal and just gnawing at the napkin.

dont know what to tell you, its really not so bad. You just come to appreciate different things, like body proportions, lighting, perspective of the shot, stuff like that.

 

[Osuwari]

i don't masturbate or watch porn.

i guess i'm one of a kind...

 

[pizzaguysrevenge]

I learned about masturbation from 5th Grade sex ed. :lol

 

[Zeppu]

40 minutes? Isn't that like 37 minutes more than required?

 

[Regulus Tera]

40 minutes? Isn't that like 37 minutes more than required?

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

 

[Dirtyshubb]

Gran Turismo 3 gave me my first Ejac.

I was playing and the controller was rumbling like mad, 3 chicanes later and I was shivering on the floor.

"It only does everything!"

 

[Kipz]

so... unhealthy then.

as a curiosity, how is it unhealthy?

Your balls will explode when the semen reaches critical mass.

For the people that don't fap, don't you get hard-ons like constantly?

 

[Midas]

This thread is too much. :lol

 

[Mau ®]

My first fap was the night before I went to summer camp. I had known about it for like a year or 2 because I had caught my older brother doing it a few times lol. Dont remember my age though, I guess 10 or 11?

Anyway I wanked like 4 times that night.

 

[Salazar]

I think I've seen most of the legal, free, and erotic internet porn I need to for a while.

I just know there's some stupendous video aggregator I've missed out on, though.

 

[MidgarBlowedUp]

So someone needs to make an official thread for hentai games, preferably 3D.

 

[MarkMclovin]

Who 'masturbates' though?

I don't masturbate, I fucking WANK!

Spoiler

I've always hated the M word

 

[MidgarBlowedUp]

Who 'masturbates' though?

I don't masturbate, I fucking WANK!

Spoiler

I've always hated the M word

I like to EDGE while reading Edge magazine while smoking a Fag but, after a while I get all fagged out and am forced to drop my load after I shoot my wad.

 

[Binabik15]

Holy fucking shit at this thread. Parents who don´t tell their kids what their own bodies can do, what the fuck.

Don´t you people know about sexual education for children or what? I knew about sex and what my wiener can do since kindergarden and so did every other kid I knew at elementary. Aufklärung at school started when we were 11 or ten or so, before people even thought about sex.

And GAFfers made fun about the Spanish campaign for the sexual education of youths. SMH.

Edit: ^ bloody amazing

 

[Replicant]

Gran Turismo 3 gave me my first Ejac.

I was playing and the controller was rumbling like mad, 3 chicanes later and I was shivering on the floor.

You should be glad to know that Sony is going to release a dildo/vibrator attachment for the PS3 soon.

 

[tenritsu]

I am not going to tell you guys the first time I wacked off.

 

[Dirtyshubb]

I am not going to tell you guys the first time I wacked off.

Its right now isnt it? ISNT IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
You dirty bastard!

 

[jorma]

I only read the first page but the non-porn non masturabtion guys are:

Wormstrangler and naked snake.

This can not be coincidence.

 

[Dirtyshubb]

I only read the first page but the non-porn non masturabtion guys are:

Wormstrangler and naked snake.

This can not be coincidence.

:lol Well spotted good man

 

[KevinCow]

First time I fapped, I didn't get to finish because I thought I was gonna pee so I stopped and ran to the bathroom.

I don't masturbate or consume porn.

Who consumes porn. That's just weird. You're supposed to look at it, not eat it.

 

[Tenkai Star]

My first fap was the night before I went to summer camp. I had known about it for like a year or 2 because I had caught my older brother doing it a few times lol. Dont remember my age though, I guess 10 or 11?

Anyway I wanked like 4 times that night.

"Oh my god this is awesome!!!!"

 

[sinxtanx]

I only read the first page but the non-porn non masturabtion guys are:

Wormstrangler and naked snake.

This can not be coincidence.

Now that you point it out...
Guys, the game is up.