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[Mackenzie 92]

Who didn't know this?

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Why bother doing an ultrasound? How hard would it be to collect some fluid and just toss it into a chromatograph?

 

[daveo42]

They gave pelvic ultrasound scans to seven women who previously reported emitting about a cup full of liquid (!) when they had sex.​

That's not what most people experience.

Probably some are just pissing though, just to say they can squirt.

.

 

[akira28]

I remember some porn actress said other girls would drink a lot of water prior to a shoot to make it shoot like a geyser so I just assumed it was piss.

I never would trust someone who gets paid to squirt by the quantity. Of course a porno movie squirt would be pee, that looks fake 70% of the time. Like the orgasms, they always get in weird positions and twizzle their lips with their fingers to make the squirt go farther.

 

[Escape Goat]

Why bother doing an ultrasound? How hard would it be to collect some fluid and just toss it into a chromatograph?

Im picturing a scientist standing at the foot of the bed with a big funnel waiting for the right time.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

One of the better variants of this meme. Thank you.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Im picturing a scientist standing at the foot of the bed with a big funnel waiting for the right time.

Hey, are you reading from my internet history? I had incognito mode on!

 

[Double D]

 

[Mexen]

For some reason, the comments here have ruined Splatoon for me.

 

[Draft]

This forum has no sympathy for climage change deniers. Surely we will castigate the female ejaculation truthers as well?

 

[Mexen]

Lmfao!!!

 

[Dreamgazer]

For some reason, the comments here have ruined Splatoon for me.

It has only raised my interest in the game.

 

[bannedmelon]

Yeah it isn't news that when it's a CUP of liquid, it's piss. Have people actually managed to confuse one for the other because of alleged squirting porn? You'll find plenty of fake cum porn out there too, and you could just as easily perform a study on whatever they use and prove the human race out of existence. If there were still even a question about whether squirting is 'real', this wouldn't be relevant to the answer.

 

[Always-honest]

Well, at least, everyone who knows what pee tastes like, right?

You know at the very least what pee smells like. Even generally not so curious people like you.

Spoiler

 

[Rollo Tomasi]

If you go to the actual link of the study itself:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25545022

they conclude it isn't 100% piss:

The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.

Who knows how small marginal is though, and I wonder if certain women secrete more prostatic fluid than others.

Anyway, tax dollars well spent....

 

[Funky Papa]

They gave pelvic ultrasound scans to seven women who previously reported emitting about a cup full of liquid (!) when they had sex.​

That's not what most people experience.

It's what plenty of gaffers have claimed, however.

Enjoy your golden showers.

 

[RageWaffles]

If they say it's pee, do they also think that a woman's urethra connects to the inside of her vagina? Because how would this supposed urine get in there otherwise?

Sure, some people piss and claim they're squirting, but that's not universally true.

 

[SamVimes]

7 women, what a study.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

You know at the very least what pee smells like. Even generally not so curious people like you.

Spoiler

Hey now! I'm very curious! I'm just going to leave the chemical analysis to a chromatograph rather than my nose and tongue.

My nose can't tell the difference between parmesan cheese and vomit, I don't trust the thing.

 

[Jburton]

For those saying its not piss, where exactly does this mystery fluid eminate from? a secret compartment that no scientist / doctor etc has never seen?


Its piss.

 

[PhantomHound]

everyone claims to love science until they're informed that they've been wallowing in urine for all these years

This.

Deal with it people.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

7 women, what a study.

Well to be completely fair it's not like different women will have different liquids and organs. So....

 

[theusedversion]

everyone claims to love science until they're informed that they've been wallowing in urine for all these years

Hahaha. Love it!

 

[Daemul]

I thought this was well known? What the hell else could it be?

GAF please don't disappoint me.

 

[Rayis]

The pee deniers are prolly the ones who have drank it before

 

[Savitar]

This is going to disappoint some and thrill others.

I'm not sure which one more.

 

[Deified Data]

everyone claims to love science until they're informed that they've been wallowing in urine for all these years

My thoughts exactly, lol.

Will "squirt is just pee" deniers be the next global warming deniers?

 

[FalsettoVibe]

Bu bu bu but pee is yellow.

 

[Butts-a-plenty]

I thought this was well known? What the hell else could it be?

GAF please don't disappoint me.

toxins.

 

[Future PhaZe]

10/10

 

[Wickerbasket]

If you go to the actual link of the study itself:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25545022

they conclude it isn't 100% piss:

The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.

Who knows how small marginal is though, and I wonder if certain women secrete more prostatic fluid than others.

Anyway, tax dollars well spent....

Marginal. So is that like 99% piss or 98% piss?

The difference is important dammit.

 

[Bold One]

I dont think you argue that women dont ejaculate. However the volume of the squirts you see does give one pause to wonder. WTF is this?

 

[Wreav]

How many of those scientists drank some?

Yeah, get back to me, nerds.

 

[J10]

Except it's not...

why doesn't it look or smell like pee then huh

it's not

Everyone who tasted, smelled it, know it's not exactly piss.
Scientists need to step up their game. I feel sad for their wives.

Doesn't smell like pee though?

Sorry scientists, your studies are no match for my magic dick.

Eh. I don't think so science.

those science wizards are just mad jealous



science expects us to believe that no one has ever bottle squirt and analyzed it before. This is probably the 3rd shady report claiming that its pee, where others say it has some pee in it, but its mostly another fluid, so really, science is always making up it's mind, So i will just say OK whatever science.

This is vice. Bait article is as such. Go read the orginal soure and actually use some knowledge please.

There have been prior studies though that linked it all the way to the breasts. I remember reading the paper and seeing the dodgy diagram.

It's misleading for the media to latch onto the results of the latest study and conclude "all scientists say it's this now".

YOUUUUUU

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[Tregard]

It was a bad idea to open this thread in the library.

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

You've been bragging to the homies that she's a squirter but in reality she just can't control her bladder during climax.

 

[Gentleman Jack]

Well, at least, everyone who knows what pee tastes like, right?

If you give head, you've tasted pee.

 

[Catdaddy]

If I were running the study it would be at least 10 years and many hours of testing before I would publish any results.

 

[Cow Mengde]

That's yeast dude

Yeah, no.

 

[Stet]

YOUUUUUU

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

mine was clearly a joke

 

[Alcoholikaust]

Welp I guess I love pee then.

The male giraffe determines a female's fertility by tasting her urine. If it passes the test, the courtship continues.

 

[J10]

mine was clearly a joke

I prefer thinking you love piss though.

 

[Butts-a-plenty]

Yeah, no.

uhhh...women don't release "gooey white fluid" normally.

 

[DXB-KNIGHT]

After separating Religion and Science I would expect people will demand the separation of Sex and Science.

 

[PdotMichael]

So what is the magical not-pee fluid supposed to be?

 

[bud]

So what is the magical not-pee fluid supposed to be?

it comes out of the pussy.

it's thick and gooey, not watery.

 

[tcrunch]

You know how in those articles about how to help women orgasm one of the subjects that comes up is that women will say "it feels like I have to pee" and you just tell them "nah girl it just feels that way, let 'er rip!"

 

[Stet]

it comes out of the pussy.

it's thick and gooey, not watery.

dude that's caramel

 

[FartOfWar]

When research concluded that soylent green was people, several of the same GAFers insisted otherwise.

 

[Volimar]

So this study is about ungodly amounts o fluid, so what is the composition of a woman's normal ejaculant?