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[Dennis]

Most in-depth of its kind with a sample size of 7 doesn't impress me.

Yes it very likely that 7 random women ALL are completely anatomically different from other women.

For example, if I as a scientist were to examine 7 men and see that they all have penises it would be highly irresponsible of me to conclude that the human male normally have a penis.

 

[Coins]

GAF talks like squirting is some myth from the middle ages. Maybe 10-15% the girls I've been with squirt.

100% of the girls you've been with squirt.

 

[Dennis]

100% of the girls you've been with squirt.

ahahahhahah very true

 

[Cream]

Good thing I'm always down to clown with my girlfriend's pee

 

[Sniper McBlaze]

100% of the girls you've been with squirt.

Yeah.. I was actually talking about the percent of the bodies that squirt. :'(

Spoiler

Saw a girl squirt on Redtube.

 

[Always-honest]

Only about 6.847% for me.

50% here.

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I've only had intercourse with 4 women in my entire life

100% of the girls you've been with squirt.

Haha

 

[Ecto311]

50% here.

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I've only had intercourse with 4 women in my entire life

0% here

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Same amount of woman - and I was the only one squirting anything

 

[Coins]

0% here

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Same amount of woman - and I was the only one squirting anything

She still squirt. She just held it until she went to the bathroom.

 

[BlitzerRadic]

Wouldn't it make more sense to just not post in this thread if i was embarrassed? I'm certain. And honest.

Despite scientific evidence that squirt is really pee, and that you even acknowledge that it's "related to it or share the same components," and that you have no credible evidence to support it could be anything other than pee, you still maintain it's not pee.

Why can't you accept the evidence and admit it's pee? Well because if you did, then that would make you a pee drinker. I know I'd sure as hell be embarrassed if I was labeled a pee drinker.

 

[MrToughPants]

Oh i didn't mean to be mean or rude. Just having a bit of fun here dude.
Though i'm dead serious about that glorious female liquid that gushes out of the vagina with certain orgasms.

Cool, I was just joking with the piss comments.

Gushing and squirting aren't the same. From my experience when she's gushing you're hitting either the gspot or just making her orgasm. While squirting I think is from hitting the cervix too much, "I think I need to pee".

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

Can we all at least agree women are gross? Secreting goo, squirting not-pee, shedding uterine lining, discharging all kinds of nonsense. Get your shit together, females.

 

[Brian Griffin]

Exactly. Whether it's chemically similar, it is in fact not the same as urine. In taste, smell, and visually, it is not the same. I don't know what more to say.

I think a lot of people in this thread are falling victim to the Toupée Fallacy, but with pee. The TouPEE Fallacy if you will.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Toupee_fallacy

You claim it doesn't taste or smell like "pee" but you are forgetting that pee has a wide range of smells and probably tastes depending on diet and water intake. You are drinking pee dude, just not the super rank, yellow version of pee. It may also get mixed with vaginal juices given the proximity of the holes but if it's a large amount of fluid coming from the bladder, it's pee.

I don't say all this to shame anyone, drink all the pee you want, bathe in it even if it suits you. Just don't lie to yourselves.

 

[Always-honest]

Despite scientific evidence that squirt is really pee, and that you even acknowledge that it's "related to it or share the same components," and that you have no credible evidence to support it could be anything other than pee, you still maintain it's not pee.

Why can't you accept the evidence and admit it's pee? Well because if you did, then that would make you a pee drinker. I know I'd sure as hell be embarrassed that if was labeled a pee drinker.

I wouldn't be surprised if it comes out of the same area. It has to come from somewhere down there...
And yes, it would make me a peedrinker if it was that, just piss. And the scientific evidence of that test certainly points in that direction. So i very well may be at least part pee drinker (well.. I don't really drink it but i lapped it up from her completely satisfied vagina). However, i've encountered this multiple times and it's not the same as just piss. And i wouldn't ever juts lap up piss. Cause that tastes like.. Piss. We all know how that smells and probably tastes.

That's all i'm saying. And i can't admit it's just pee. I can imagine it's similar to a certain degree/ amount. But it's different.

For people who never experienced it there is just the scientific test. And i can understand you take that above a random dude on Neogaf. Like i would probably do as well, if i didn't have the experience i have.

I think a lot of people in this thread are falling victim to the Toupée fallacy, but with pee. The TouPEE Fallacy if you will.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Toupee_fallacy
You claim it doesn't taste or smell like "pee" but you are forgetting that pee has a wide range of smells and probably tastes depending on diet and water intake. You are drinking pee dude, just not the super rank, yellow version of pee. It may also get mixed with vaginal juices given the proximity of the holes but if it's a large amount of fluid coming from the bladder, it's pee.

I don't say all this to shame anyone, drink all the pee you want, bathe in it even if it suits you. Just don't lie to yourselves.

I have certainly considered that. But no.. It's very different. Sorry. It is. At least in smell, taste, composistion. Maybe even texture/ fluidity.

 

[Shake Appeal]

GAF talks like squirting is some myth from the middle ages. Maybe 10-15% the girls I've been with squirt.

Literally all of the women I have ever been with have "squirted" in the sense that they've caused a puddle on the sheets. It's a pretty normal behavior.

 

[Flo_Evans]

I wouldn't be surprised if it comes out of the same area. It has to come from somewhere down there...
And yes, it would make me a peedrinker if it was that, just piss. And the scientific evidence of that test certainly points in that direction. So i very well may be at least part pee drinker (well.. I don't really drink it but i lapped it up from her completely satisfied vagina). However, i've encountered this multiple times and it's not the same as just piss. And i wouldn't ever juts lap up piss. Cause that tastes like.. Piss. We all know how that smells and probably tastes.

That's all i'm saying. And i can't admit it's just pee. I can imagine it's similar to a certain degree/ amount. But it's different.

For people who never experienced it there is just the scientific test. And i can understand you take that above a random dude on Neogaf. Like i would probably do as well, if i didn't have the experience i have.

How can you be sure the women you are with are not "squirting" and just cumming in your face?

 

[Sniper McBlaze]

Literally all of the women I have ever been with have "squirted" in the sense that they've caused a puddle on the sheets. It's a pretty normal behavior.

Yeah... Well, that's not what I'm talking about. /Rico Squirtave.

 

[Always-honest]

How can you be sure the women you are with are not "squirting" and just cumming in your face?

They are cumming in my face...
Edit: Well, no, they're cumming on my dick. And then i lick their vags.

 

[Flo_Evans]

They are cumming in my face...

Right, I think there are 2 different things happening. Some women cum. Some cum ALOT. some pee when they orgasm and squirt shit all over the place.

The scientist seem to be studying the squirt shit all over the place women and have deduced it is pee.


edit: this thread is like the penthouse letters sections now lol. going to have to do some testing at home. For science. (I am sure I am not the 1st person to say this)

 

[Sniper McBlaze]

Right, I think there are 2 different things happening. Some women cum. Some cum ALOT. some pee when they orgasm and squirt shit all over the place.

The scientist seem to be studying the squirt shit all over the place women and have deduced it is pee.

edit: Nah, I'll be quiet.

 

[Coins]

Is there an extension that will replace the words squirt or squirting with Bigfoot and Yeti?

 

[Flo_Evans]

Squirting:

I don't think its supposed to burn like that

 

[Shake Appeal]

Yeah... Well, that's not what I'm talking about. /Rico Squirtave.

I mean it doesn't always happen, and sometimes it's much more dramatic (and you get hit in the eye), but every woman I've ever met can and has squirted.

I guess I've had piss in my eye. Thanks, science.

 

[PeskyToaster]

 

[Sniper McBlaze]

I mean it doesn't always happen, and sometimes it's much more dramatic (and you get hit in the eye), but every woman I've ever met can and has squirted.

I guess I've had piss in my eye. Thanks, science.

Damn. I need to up my game I guess then. Never been shot in the eye.

 

[Cronox]

Yes it very likely that 7 random women ALL are completely anatomically different from other women.

For example, if I as a scientist were to examine 7 men and see that they all have penises it would be highly irresponsible of me to conclude that the human male normally have a penis.

7 isn't that high a number is all. And their criteria for squirting is more likely to provide the results they found. Not every squirter is squirting like these women.

I think a lot of people in this thread are falling victim to the Toupée Fallacy, but with pee. The TouPEE Fallacy if you will.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Toupee_fallacy

You claim it doesn't taste or smell like "pee" but you are forgetting that pee has a wide range of smells and probably tastes depending on diet and water intake. You are drinking pee dude, just not the super rank, yellow version of pee. It may also get mixed with vaginal juices given the proximity of the holes but if it's a large amount of fluid coming from the bladder, it's pee.

I don't say all this to shame anyone, drink all the pee you want, bathe in it even if it suits you. Just don't lie to yourselves.

I'm sorry, it's just not the same. I know what pee smells/looks/tastes like - squirt basically tastes/smells like the inside of a vagina, and is clear. I have had towels soaked (edit: ok maybe not soaked, but certainly wetted) with the stuff. Certainly I'm willing to believe that it has much in common with urine. But it is not urine.

To the guys here who have never seen a girl squirt before, why don't you look up one of several tutorials and try it on your partner? See if you can make it happen in person. Squirting is not even pushing the boundaries of "vanilla" sex play much at this point... experiment a bit, have some fun. Have them use the restroom first, and lay down a towel.

Honestly I'm surprised that so many people still believe that squirting either "isn't real" or is exactly the same as pee. It's like running into someone who genuinely believes that the female g-spot doesn't exist... I mean, I know there's plenty of old jokes about it... but it does. And I'm a little embarrassed for them.

 

[Captcha]

This has been a fun thread. Do you guys get a little perk in your step when you make a girl do this? Will the perk be diminished at all knowing that she is pissing all over you (#teampiss)?

 

[Sniper McBlaze]

This has been a fun thread. Do you guys get a little perk in your step when you make a girl do this? Will the perk be diminished at all knowing that she is pissing all over you (#teampiss)?

I make a little squirt emoji next to the girl's name in my list.

 

[Raistlin]

Probably some are just pissing though, just to say they can squirt.

.

 

[MrToughPants]

Squirting:

Yea some are confusing gushing with squirting...

I've been with quite a few women, 19-20 in 2014, and none "squirted" but some gush or secret more fluid when they're in a state of arousal or having an orgasm. Squirting is not common from my experience and it's very likely piss.

 

[OricWindstar]

It's just insane to be that this is a debate. And I don't mean in the sense that one side is obviously wrong, but how is it so difficult to just definitively say what it is or isn't?

 

[Cow Mengde]

This has been a fun thread. Do you guys get a little perk in your step when you make a girl do this? Will the perk be diminished at all knowing that she is pissing all over you (#teampiss)?

Feels awesome. Doesn't diminish even if it's pee. Plus, like I said, there's also another fluid that comes out, though I guess that doesn't count as squirting? I don't know, it's fluid and it comes out of vaginas. That's my definition. Doesn't have to shoot across the room. Gonna be a deal breaker if the next girl I date doesn't squirt in some way.

 

[adamsappel]

Despite scientific evidence that squirt is really pee, and that you even acknowledge that it's "related to it or share the same components," and that you have no credible evidence to support it could be anything other than pee, you still maintain it's not pee.

Why can't you accept the evidence and admit it's pee? Well because if you did, then that would make you a pee drinker. I know I'd sure as hell be embarrassed if I was labeled a pee drinker.

I don't say all this to shame anyone, drink all the pee you want, bathe in it even if it suits you. Just don't lie to yourselves.

Most of the people in this thread who like squirting seem to be fine with being labeled pee drinkers, if it is indeed urine.

To the people posting "Haha, it's pee!", do you think the act of squirting is disgusting? Do you believe it "doesn't exist" and all our women have been pissing on us the whole time? Has it never happened at any time you've had sex?

 

[Always-honest]

Squirting:

Nah, that's in porn. In the cases i described it came gushing out. But not some ridiculous fountain.
And it doesn't burn .

 

[BeforeU]

Pee or shit, I dont give a fuck. Make them squirt for those glorious moaning.

 

[Captcha]

Do you guys or gals think it's possible for all girls to achieve this with the right Magic Dick™ (yours obv.)? This obviously evokes a lot of emotions. It has been an interesting read.

 

[Shpeshal Nick]

Everyone so sure about the smell of pee, you know the smell of pee isn't consistent right?

Your diet greatly affects how pee smells.

 

[Psychotext]

Do you guys or gals think it's possible for all girls to achieve this with the right Magic Dick™ (yours obv.)? This obviously evokes a lot of emotions. It has been an interesting read.

For most people it's fingers more than dick... but it is amusing to see the number of people framing it as some sort of sexual conquest. Have had it happen a now and again (usually fingers, couple of times dick), but it's not a rainbow that I chase.

Edit - Just made me wonder when the wife and I first tried it so I looked up the book we bought. 2006 apparently. A book called "Female Ejaculation and the G-spot" (and looking at the number of reviews on it, not a very popular book at that).

 

[Always-honest]

Do you guys or gals think it's possible for all girls to achieve this with the right Magic Dick™ (yours obv.)? This obviously evokes a lot of emotions. It has been an interesting read.

Not sure. I am sure that it only happens if she is really horny and really at ease with her sexuality with you at that point. But i think a lot of women can't really do it on command. In the cases i have encountered it just happened in the heat of sex. And what i did notice is that they really lost theirselves in the moment. Overcome by hornyness, so to say.
So whatever it is, it is a big compliment towards how she feels about having sex with YOU. Cause it happens when she is comfortable and really horny.

 

[User 73706]

It's clear
It's sticky
It doesn't come out of the pee hole
It's

Spoiler

Delicious

So it's human egg whites?

 

[Mackenzie 92]

Most of the people in this thread who like squirting seem to be fine with being labeled pee drinkers, if it is indeed urine.

To the people posting "Haha, it's pee!", do you think the act of squirting is disgusting? Do you believe it "doesn't exist" and all our women have been pissing on us the whole time? Has it never happened at any time you've had sex?

Never been with a "squirter" tho one girl I was with told me it was piss and girls don't really squirt. Seems she was right.

 

[Cronox]

Do you guys or gals think it's possible for all girls to achieve this with the right Magic Dick™ (yours obv.)? This obviously evokes a lot of emotions. It has been an interesting read.

More like the magic hand... dicks don't usually make squirts happen.

 

[nilbog21]

Nah, more than a few of us subscribe to your youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLRE6c6ntrg

omfg i just died

 

[Captcha]

For most people it's fingers more than dick... but it is amusing to see the number of people framing it as some sort of sexual conquest. Have had it happen a now and again (usually fingers, couple of times dick), but it's not a rainbow that I chase.

Edit - Just made me wonder when the wife and I first tried it so I looked up the book we bought. 2006 apparently. A book called "Female Ejaculation and the G-spot" (and looking at the number of reviews on it, not a very popular book at that).

Not sure. I am sure that it only happens if she is really horny and really at ease with her sexuality with you at that point. But i think a lot of women can't really do it on command. In the cases i have encountered it just happened in the heat of sex. And what i did notice is that they really lost theirselves in the moment. Overcome by hornyness, so to say.
So whatever it is, it is a big compliment towards how she feels about having sex with YOU. Cause it happens when she is comfortable and really horny.

More like the magic hand... dicks don't usually make squirts happen.

Thanks. I'm just a humble gay so this isn't something I expect I'll ever encounter. Certainly got me curious though.

 

[Timedog]

How on earth is anything that comes out of the body going to be cool? Do you think the female body has a refrigerant?

This is why I can't believe what people say in this thread. That and apparently half of GAF have dated squirters. I also can't believe scientists either because they're all flip floppers. I don't know who the hell to believe!

 

[blame space]

I'm glad it's piss.

 

[Always-honest]

Thanks. I'm just a humble gay so this isn't something I expect I'll ever encounter. Certainly got me curious though.

Ahhh.. Fuck my vivid visual imagination.

 

[Coins]

This is why I can't believe what people say in this thread. That and apparently half of GAF have dated squirters. I also can't believe scientists either because they're all flip floppers. I don't know who the hell to believe!

I want you to know I listen to your Christmas song when I'm at work delivering mail. Between podcasts. Kind of like using coffee beans when you are sampling different perfumes. An audio palet cleanser.

 

[BeforeU]

I'm glad it's piss.

 

[Captcha]

Ahhh.. Fuck my vivid visual imagination.

You know there's no women on the internet.

 

[akira28]

Ahhh.. Fuck my vivid visual imagination.

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