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[No_Style]

GameTrailers has it and GAF can now disagree

Spoiler

or agree

with it.

I like to believe in SMB2 lie though.

Update #1:

Here's the list. Thanks, Parathod.

Rule: Mario must be a playable character.

10. Mario is Missing
9. Super Mario Bros. 2
8. Wrecking Crew
7. Mario's Tennis (Virtual Boy)
6. Mario's Fundamentals (PC)
5. Mario Picross
4. Mario's Time Machine
3. Mario's Early Years
2. Mario Clash
1. Hotel Mario

 

[Segata Sanshiro]

As is customary in these threads, I am here to say how much I hate both of these goofy radio rejects' voices.

 

[legend166]

List please.

 

[Tarazet]

List for those that can't watch a video?

 

[Jiggy]

SMB2 was a dumb pick, but everything else looked as bad as they made it sound.

 

[rakka]

Mario 64 in the list, wtf

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

SMB 2 is on the list? Fuck them in their asses.

 

[Narcosis]

I don't get all the mario 2 hate everywhere. Sure, it may not have been a true Mario game at it's creation, and it may play way differently than any of the other 2D iterations in the series, but certainly it's not a terrible game.

 

[Gattsu25]

SMB 2 is on the list? Fuck them in their ears.

fixed for accuracy

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

MARIO'S PICROSS???? WTF?!

 

[Walter Matthau]

10. Mario Teaches Typing
9. Super Mario Bros. 2
8. Wrecking Crew
7. Mario's Tennis (Virtual Boy)
6. Mario's Fundamentals (PC)
5. Mario Picross
4. Mario's Time Machine
3. Mario's Early Years
2. Mario Clash
1. Hotel Mario

 

[dr3upmushroom]

Hotel Mario isn't even cannon

 

[OnWarmerMusic]

Does that mean they think SMB2 is worse than Mario is Missing? Christ, would someone please take the internet away from these people?

 

[Mirimar]

Where's SMB3?

 

[RiskyChris]

GameTrailers has it and GAF can now disagree

Spoiler

or agree

to it.

I like to believe in SMB2 lie though.

Update #1:

Here's the list. Thanks, Parathod.

10. Mario is Missing
9. Super Mario Bros. 2
8. Wrecking Crew
7. Mario's Tennis (Virtual Boy)
6. Mario's Fundamentals (PC)
5. Mario Picross
4. Mario's Time Machine
3. Mario's Early Years
2. Mario Clash
1. Hotel Mario

WRONG!

 

[koam]

GameTrailers has it and GAF can now disagree

Spoiler

or agree

to it.

I like to believe in SMB2 lie though.

Update #1:

Here's the list. Thanks, Parathod.

10. Mario is Missing
9. Super Mario Bros. 2
8. Wrecking Crew
7. Mario's Tennis (Virtual Boy)
6. Mario's Fundamentals (PC)
5. Mario Picross
4. Mario's Time Machine
3. Mario's Early Years
2. Mario Clash
1. Hotel Mario

DIE DIE DIE (It's German for DIE DIE DIE)

 

[M3wThr33]

I think they purposely suck at making lists so that we'll bitch about them.

Okay, SMB2 is NOT that bad. They're just elitist trying to talk about how it's not a 'true' game.
MARIO'S PICROSS? PICROSS? GO TO HELL. I love those kinds of puzzles.

Otherwise they picked the standard crap. Although Mario Tennis wasn't bad. But I can't think of a title to substitute.

 

[Mike M]

Mario 64 in the list, wtf

Uh, it's not...

Does that mean they think SMB2 is worse than Mario is Missing?

They didn't count it since you didn't actually ever play as Mario.

 

[Tarazet]

10. Mario Teaches Typing
9. Super Mario Bros. 2
8. Wrecking Crew
7. Mario's Tennis (Virtual Boy)
6. Mario's Fundamentals (PC)
5. Mario Picross
4. Mario's Time Machine
3. Mario's Early Years
2. Mario Clash
1. Hotel Mario

...Where is Mario is Missing?!?

 

[CreatureX3]

"Mario go fish!" :lol

 

[Walter Matthau]

Mario Teaches Typing is actually 10, Mario is Missing wasn't on the list because it featured Luigi as the main character. Sorry.

 

[No_Style]

...Where is Mario is Missing?!?

The rule was that you must be able to play as Mario.

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

HEY. SMB2 rocks.

Where's SMB3?

Not on the list, for good reason.

 

[BorkBork]

I liked Mario is Missing...

 

[Great Rumbler]

SMB2? WRONG!!

 

[NPC]

I like how they said another Picross game has yet to be released in North America since the Gameboy version... they don't look a release calendars do they?

 

[A Link to the Past]

Mario's Picross?

You fucking cock sucking monsters, die

 

[NomarTyme]

Why do I see SM2 on that list!!!!! Grrrr!

 

[Stapler Gonzales]

SMB2 rocked.

 

[santouras]

I can understand them putting the gba picross on that list as it might be difficult to play on the small screen with only 4 shades of grey, but to condemn picross altogether is just stupid. PicrossDS is pure awesomeness

 

[Bartman3010]

er, Mario is Missing isnt on that list...

Also, as they said in the video, it has to star Mario, and you must be able to PLAY as Mario.

 

[TheGreatDave]

PICROSS?

 

[Twilight Princess]

Handsome Tom???? Who the fuck would call himself that??

 

[chubigans]

As a proud owner once of a Virtual Boy, I completely disagree with Mario Tennis. Those sons of bitches.

 

[Sir Alemeth]

wtf SMB2 is awesome

 

[BobJustBob]

...Where is Mario is Missing?!?

It's missing.

 

[Corwood Rep]

SMB2 is good, but is nonetheless one of the worst Mario games because it's supposed to be canon yet it feels fucking nothing like a Mario game.

 

[USD]

On Super Mario Bros. 2:

"Oh, I can hear the fanboys freaking out now."

It's on there because it's not a real Mario game.

Can't speak on the other games, I've either never heard of them or never played it at all.

 

[Segata Sanshiro]

Okay, I actually subjected myself to these morons, because the list made me "wtf" hard enough.

10. Mario Teaches Typing Awesome, let's pick on productivity software.
9. Super Mario Bros. 2 This game is fucking great, you twats.
8. Wrecking Crew Quel fucking surprise, this game is also great, fuckos.
7. Mario's Tennis (Virtual Boy) This was the first Mario Tennis, and it really wasn't that bad at all.
6. Mario's Fundamentals (PC) It's a collection of card and board games...
5. Mario Picross Oh look, another great game. Boring? They didn't bring any sequels out here? Do you idiots even play games?
4. Mario's Time Machine This is pretty bunk, but again, it's edutainment.
3. Mario's Early Years What will be Stuttering Craig's next expose? Reader Rabbit?
2. Mario Clash Now I'm pretty damn sure they didn't play this. It's a great game.
1. Hotel Mario A puzzle game for the cd-i which they seemed to have confused with the real intended sequel to SMW, Super Mario's Wacky Worlds.

A) You guys are annoying.
B) You guys have shitty taste in games.
C) I somehow doubt you even played half the games on this list longer than five minutes.

 

[clearacell]

On Super Mario Bros. 2:

"Oh, I can hear the fanboys freaking out right now."

It's on there because it's not a real Mario game.

Can't speak on the other games, I've either never heard of them or never played it at all.

Then it shouldn't have been on the list As a game it was fun as hell though.

 

[Joseph Merrick]

oh so pointless

and yeah wrecking crew, mario tennis vb, mario's picross and smb2 are all great games. screwattack trying so very hard to stir it

 

[TheGreatDave]

Super Mario Bros. 2 is my least favourite "real" Mario game, but let's not act like it's poorly designed or anything. Mario Teaches Typing is more fun?

 

[Stabby McSter]

"Mario go fish!" :lol

Well, shit. I have that game. :lol

 

[Corwood Rep]

Okay, I actually subjected myself to these morons, because the list made me "wtf" hard enough.

10. Mario Teaches Typing Awesome, let's pick on productivity software.
9. Super Mario Bros. 2 This game is fucking great, you twats.
8. Wrecking Crew Quel fucking surprise, this game is also great, fuckos.
7. Mario's Tennis (Virtual Boy) This was the first Mario Tennis, and it really wasn't that bad at all.
6. Mario's Fundamentals (PC) It's a collection of card and board games...
5. Mario Picross Oh look, another great game. Boring? They didn't bring any sequels out here? Do you idiots even play games?
4. Mario's Time Machine This is pretty bunk, but again, it's edutainment.
3. Mario's Early Years What will be Stuttering Craig's next expose? Reader Rabbit?
2. Mario Clash Now I'm pretty damn sure they didn't play this. It's a great game.
1. Hotel Mario A puzzle game for the cd-i which they seemed to have confused with the real intended sequel to SMW, Super Mario's Wacky Worlds.

A) You guys are annoying.
B) You guys have shitty taste in games.
C) I somehow doubt you even played half the games on this list longer than five minutes.

I'm going to agree that picking on the educational games is just in bad taste.

 

[A Link to the Past]

Let's analyze their two worst entries

SMB2

They never say "it's bad"

They just want to sound like the biggest Mario know-it-alls, and put a game on solely because the creator of Mario not only thought it was good enough to be Mario, but thought that American audiences would like it (they did). They're fuckwats and Mario elitist posers.

Mario's Picross

"It's boring"

About as boring as Sudoku or Crosswords, easier too

"It's too small"

You have tiny fucking eyes and/or are playing it ten feet away

"The sequels weren't released her"

Let's pretend a sequel wasn't released not TWO months ago for the DS, and point out the fact that there were nine Picross games released, and only one was Mario's Picross.

Do your fucking research, but first never offer your opinion

And cut yourself some more.

EDIT: I agree that this list is pointless. There are not ten real Mario games that are bad enough to deserve to be on the list, and listing educational games is pointless.

This video shouldn't exist

Spoiler

and their parents should've worn condoms

 

[Beaulieu]

Okay, I actually subjected myself to these morons, because the list made me "wtf" hard enough.

10. Mario Teaches Typing Awesome, let's pick on productivity software.
9. Super Mario Bros. 2 This game is fucking great, you twats.
8. Wrecking Crew Quel fucking surprise, this game is also great, fuckos.
7. Mario's Tennis (Virtual Boy) This was the first Mario Tennis, and it really wasn't that bad at all.
6. Mario's Fundamentals (PC) It's a collection of card and board games...
5. Mario Picross Oh look, another great game. Boring? They didn't bring any sequels out here? Do you idiots even play games?
4. Mario's Time Machine This is pretty bunk, but again, it's edutainment.
3. Mario's Early Years What will be Stuttering Craig's next expose? Reader Rabbit?
2. Mario Clash Now I'm pretty damn sure they didn't play this. It's a great game.
1. Hotel Mario A puzzle game for the cd-i which they seemed to have confused with the real intended sequel to SMW, Super Mario's Wacky Worlds.

A) You guys are annoying.
B) You guys have shitty taste in games.
C) I somehow doubt you even played half the games on this list longer than five minutes.

the fact that you take this at heart that much tells me youre a psychopath.

 

[NPC]

Okay, I actually subjected myself to these morons, because the list made me "wtf" hard enough.

10. Mario Teaches Typing Awesome, let's pick on productivity software.
9. Super Mario Bros. 2 This game is fucking great, you twats.
8. Wrecking Crew Quel fucking surprise, this game is also great, fuckos.
7. Mario's Tennis (Virtual Boy) This was the first Mario Tennis, and it really wasn't that bad at all.
6. Mario's Fundamentals (PC) It's a collection of card and board games...
5. Mario Picross Oh look, another great game. Boring? They didn't bring any sequels out here? Do you idiots even play games?
4. Mario's Time Machine This is pretty bunk, but again, it's edutainment.
3. Mario's Early Years What will be Stuttering Craig's next expose? Reader Rabbit?
2. Mario Clash Now I'm pretty damn sure they didn't play this. It's a great game.
1. Hotel Mario A puzzle game for the cd-i which they seemed to have confused with the real intended sequel to SMW, Super Mario's Wacky Worlds.

A) You guys are annoying.
B) You guys have shitty taste in games.
C) I somehow doubt you even played half the games on this list longer than five minutes.

I agree. I think they go specifically after obscure titles(in just about every list they make) just because they figure it's the path of least resistance(criticism) - and not because they've actually played the games and thoroughly reviewed them over.

 

[Segata Sanshiro]

the fact that you take this at heart that much tells me youre a psychopath.

And yet, I'm the shrink.

 

[GrimReaper]

ScrewAttack's Top10 lists sucks. Why do they keep doing those?

 

[TheGreatDave]

ScrewAttack's Top10 list sucks. Why do they keep doing those?

Drives hits.