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Seattle real-life superhero Phoenix Jones fights with suspect (Video)
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Huw_Dawson
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Damn, nice 124. How is his oki?
FlashbladeGAF
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hes been doing it for awhile now, so one dismissed case out of many aint bad
SuicideUZI
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Looked more like some delusional douchebag looking for an excuse to fight random people that he knows he can beat up. Are you sure he's the hero?
revolverjgw
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The whole point of being a vigilante is to fight crime illegally, silly
NotTheGuyYouKill
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Not exactly.
NOTTHEGUYYOUKILL, YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CITY.
Can you double chec- oh I've been struck dead by an arrow in the 21st century.
ARROW. It's awesome.
DonasaurusRex
Online Ho Champ
"I already know who wins , I already KNOW!"
so awesome lol.
so awesome lol.
Those Occupy protesters were classy bastards. If I have to choose one over the other I'd go with Phoenix Jones every time.
The Occupy protesters were fine, but there were some "Black Bloc" douchebags who were smashing shit up like retards.
ReturnOfTheRAT
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Now the loser wants to press charges. Give me a break.
I'll stand corrected. The "Black Bloc" douchebags rolling with the Occupy protesters.
Baconsammy
Banned
I'm pretty sure Batman doesnt ask people permission to fight.
Byakuya769
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Wanted some wave dashing.
I was there on mayday, he did, and not even at the black block idiots who sort of kinda deserved it.
SillyEskimo
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He would if he was Phoenix Jones.
evil solrac v3.0
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the courts are corrupt, the people cry out for justice.
the question was what super heroes just fight little muggings and street level stuff, I listed a good number that do.
dark_chris
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Why? Because he dresses up and helps people and patrols?
Cops wear a uniform and patrol and help people.
These guys wear a costume and patrol and help people.
I'm confused by what you're trying to say.
Unknown Soldier
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I'm kind of sad that I've lived here 8 years now and didn't even know we had our own superhero.
fixed.
shoplifter
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BadAss2961
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The fight would've been way cooler if he kept his mask on.
Unknown Soldier
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Huh, that was The Ave at 2 am. I've walked around there at 2 am before, back when I was still in school. Why didn't Phoenix Jones show up and fight somebody back then? I miss all the fun. 
Looked like he was trying all he could do to avoid fighting.
Huh, that was The Ave at 2 am. I've walked around there at 2 am before, back when I was still in school. Why didn't Phoenix Jones show up and fight somebody back then? I miss all the fun.
yup, the ave.. on a thursday night , theres always fights especially at earls.
No but Superman can. I think.
I can see right through this post, Phoenix, you're fooling no-one.
yn-neko hates a cat
Banned
Nope... it's always been there... you've just been tuned into it during the election. At least that's how itÂ’s been for me. I'm a little torn because part of me is growing sick of the ugliness to the point I reminisce about the ignorant bliss of months ago but I'm still, for now, ok that I'm aware of it.
ChubbyHuggs
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I didn't know you were allowed to quit a fight...
yn-neko hates a cat
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Yeah... I think the rule is if your pride falls on the ground for longer then three seconds then knowing is the glass half before the chicken crossed the egg that came to the full battle that was still good
Yeah... I think the rule is if your pride falls on the ground for longer then three seconds then knowing is the glass half before the chicken crossed the egg that came to the full battle that was still good
Ambien walrus?
ChubbyHuggs
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Yeah... I think the rule is if your pride falls on the ground for longer then three seconds then knowing is the glass half before the chicken crossed the egg that came to the full battle that was still good
I was under the impression that a fight was over once the guy beating your ass decided he didn't want to go to jail for murder.
Where's my Loaded Lux gif when I need it!
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
I honestly don't know what to think about Reals.
Half just want to help the cops, the other half are over-enthusiastic comic book geeks that actually try to take the law into their own hands with incredibly silly names and baseball bats.
I re-quote this gem from one of the more crazy ones (talking about other Reals):
"Yeah, helping feed the homeless is cool and all, but it's not what a superhero does."
Half just want to help the cops, the other half are over-enthusiastic comic book geeks that actually try to take the law into their own hands with incredibly silly names and baseball bats.
I re-quote this gem from one of the more crazy ones (talking about other Reals):
"Yeah, helping feed the homeless is cool and all, but it's not what a superhero does."
universalmind
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prob u
B1gg_Randall
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He's a super villain!?! lmao
BadAss2961
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Geeky as it is, his challenge to Phoenix is pretty awesome.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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I'm definitely a Rex Velvet man.
I'm in Vancouver. I wonder if I should become a hero and establish a friendly rivalry with Jones or if I should succumb to the dark side and go wrest control of Seattle for myself.
shaowebb
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We may never know. Once he achieved the corner he locked down the guy in frame traps and it was 9-1 matchup equivalent.
BAHAHAHAH
I would fucking kill to see a movie or show do a big dedicated nerd-out thing about fighting games. Scott Pilgrim had, like, the appearance, but I didn't see nothing about DHC glitching in that!
BadAss2961
Member
I'll pass.
Any city that hasn't killed these guys by now doesn't need a superhero.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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Then join me, and we will show America that its "heroes" are false idols, men and women of flesh and blood and that they fall like anyone else. In doing so, we do society a service, proving that they do need heroes.
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