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[Dennis]

My wife likes it straight from the tap.

If you say so, Rob.

 

[Joqu]

Come on, just get jizzy with it

Is this an offer

 

[Alebrije]

You will need on of these to make a pay :

 

[KKRT00]

 

[Koozek]

 

[Red]

If you say so, Rob.

👍👍👍

 

[HappyPuppy]

3 tablespoons!? I'm a man, not a machine.

I downloaded the book years ago cause of lulz and was curious, found it cause of gaf. I like semen, but this takes it a bit far for my tastes.

 

[idlewild_]

3 tablespoons fresh? wtf

 

[BFIB]

If you say so, Rob.

 

[Soapbox Killer]

This is the worst thing I have seen, ever. This is the type of shit that creates super-villian bent on wiping out the human race.

 

[Guess Who]

Isn't there an extremely old 4chan copypasta about this

 

[Rad-]

This is the worst thing I have seen, ever. This is the type of shit that creates super-villian bent on wiping out the human race.

This is the thing that gives them superpowers.

 

[GifGafIsTheBestGaf]

Heard it was good for your skin too.

me too, from Nip/Tuck such a good TV series.

this shit is disgusting as well as the other disgusting shit about drinking fermented beer from a vagina and what not

 

[Wag]

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

I read somewhere you would need to consume about 10 gallons of semen to equal your daily protein quota.

 

[Dirca]

 

[Mammoth Jones]

Disgusting. Who the fuck thinks shit like this up.

 

[How About No]

Reminds of that hentai manga I read recently

I will keep my semen-eating fantasies strictly in the 2D realm

 

[witchedwiz]

There is a restaurant in Japan where you fuck the animal before they cook it.

this..
pfft..
japan you gave me anime and you have some sights which are magical..
but then there's stuff like this, and it makes one wonder, what's wrong with you..

 

[Frodo]

I read somewhere you would need to consume about 10 gallons of semen to equal your daily protein quota.

Challenge accepted.

 

[DedValve]

Would you eat your own children?

Ok I chuckled.

 

[B33]

I've yet to meet a woman who genuinely likes the taste and texture of semen.

It's basically mucus that comes out of a dick.

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

Challenge accepted.

 

[Jazz573]

Kinda gross. But be honest, who here hasn't eaten their own?

 

[BTM]

Yep youre right if you pound eggs you should pound cum they are the exact same thing cum and eggs

Holy shit lol

 

[Sifl]

Kinda gross. But be honest, who here hasn't eaten their own?

Me?

 

[Jazz573]

Me?

Cum on, try it. /jk

Just wanted to make that pun.

 

[HazySaiyan]

Fresh? Gosh you sure are fussy semen eaters.

 

[PJV3]

Now we're talking

 

[nekkid]

"Special spicy sauce"

Nope. I'm out.

 

[Blobbers]

Who said it had to be human semen?

Spoiler

ugh.

Funny how it would be perfectly understandable for one to say "this horse jizz looks delicious" because it looks exactly like milk, but then you realize, yeah, it's horse jizz.

 

[Frodo]

I know a person who came in a milk bottle in the fridge and left it there for everyone in his family to drink it.


I swear to gawd I'm not making this up.

 

[Mr. Smiley]

There is a restaurant in Japan where you fuck the animal before they cook it.

just

 

[How About No]

Funny how it would be perfectly understandable for one to say "this horse jizz looks delicious" because it looks exactly like milk, but then you realize, yeah, it's horse jizz.

Like the time I bought carrot juice and thought "Man, this carrot juice is gonna be sooo good". And then I drank it and realized it tasted just like carrots. In juice form

idontknowwhatIexpected.gif

Spoiler

nothing against carrots

I know a person who came in a milk bottle in the fridge and left it there for everyone in his family to drink it.


I swear to gawd I'm not making this up.

That's fucked. I hope no one actually did it

 

[Thoraxes]

Funny how it would be perfectly understandable for one to say "this horse jizz looks delicious" because it looks exactly like milk, but then you realize, yeah, it's horse jizz.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mUtSazFb5qM

 

[hydrophilic attack]

I know a person who came in a milk bottle in the fridge and left it there for everyone in his family to drink it.


I swear to gawd I'm not making this up.

Why the fuck did this person think that telling another human being about this would be a good idea

 

[lucebuce12]

GAF Mods are slipping.

 

[nintendork666]

 

[liquidtmd]

Yeah I'm gonna need clarification on 8

 

[univariate]

I just drop on my knees and accept my master(s)'s semen while on my leash.
You like that recipe?

 

[lucebuce12]

I just drop on my knees and accept my master(s)'s semen while on my leash.
You like that recipe?

I like how your edit made it actually more perverted.

 

[FZZ]

Nooooope. Abandon Thread.

LMFAOOOOO

 

[How About No]

I just drop on my knees and accept my master(s)'s semen while on my leash.
You like that recipe?

Have some class

Or maybe you don't deserve class, you mutt

Spoiler

Is is getting hot in here

 

[Ganzlinger]

Nope

 

[fanboi]

apparently there is a sequel...

I really want that 'images you should not masturbate to'

 

[Frodo]

Why the fuck did this person think that telling another human being about this would be a good idea

You see... I've asked myself that same question a few times.

 

[Principate]

Yeah I'm gonna need clarification on 8

I've actually heard about that one never bothered to research to see if it's actually true but basically the idea is that continued contact with the father's semen (so not any old jizz), reduces the chance of the females own immune system attacking the child.

 

[Lego Boss]

Can't cook, won't cook.

Can't come, won't come.

 

[Ladekabel]

I'll never go to a restaurant ever again. Don't think I can trust them.

 

[23qwerty]

There is a restaurant in Japan where you fuck the animal before they cook it.

i'm gonna go ahead and pretend this isn't real because what the fuck