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[harSon]

Ive been trying to taste my cum for 15 years now, but I can't muster up the willpower to do it.

 

[Guess Who]

Ive been trying to taste my cum for 15 years now, but I can't muster up the willpower to do it.

harSon
Sticky in Seattle
(Today, 01:32 PM)

 

[Username1198]

Came in this thread, am satisfied, nap time

 

[How About No]

Ive been trying to taste my cum for 15 years now, but I can't muster up the willpower to do it.

not missing much

Spoiler

precum tastes better anyways

Came in this thread, am satisfied, nap time

What the hell we just washed it

 

[blast processed]

Came in this thread, am satisfied

1-3 tablespoons worth?

 

[Kinsei]

Ive been trying to taste my cum for 15 years now, but I can't muster up the willpower to do it.

Just do it. Who knows, you might really like it.

 

[Scotia]

There is a restaurant in Japan where you fuck the animal before they cook it.

What the actual fuck

 

[Username1198]

1-3 tablespoons worth?

Naw I've been coming in this thread all morning shooting massive galactus dust clouds atm

 

[harSon]

Just do it. Who knows, you might really like it.

Today will be the day

 

[BTM]

Today will be the day

Make sure to make a thread about it

 

[harSon]

Make sure to make a thread about it

I cant make threads til after Summer

 

[moggio]

Ive been trying to taste my cum for 15 years now, but I can't muster up the willpower to do it.

Wank upside down and open your mouth. It's a fun game and a tasty treat.

 

[Username1198]

Today will be the day

Prob tastes like chicken.

Spoiler

sexy sexy chicken

 

[Ratrat]

What the actual fuck

Its an article with 0 actual information based on another deleted article...

 

[Muskieratboi]

This is worse than when I found this in a bookstore lol

"Drink the Urine of Cows"?

COW MILK IS A TYPE OF SWEAT, YOU IDIOTS

 

[God Dayumm]

Semen is not nutritious, wtf. It has near zero nutrients

 

[Dennis]

Semen is not nutritious, wtf. It has near zero nutrients

bu bu zinc

 

[John Dunbar]

finally i don't feel weird about jerking off into my food.

 

[Majmun]

I kiss my gf after blowjobs with a happy ending, so I guess I've tasted my cum multiple times.

But this grosses me out.

 

[Scotia]

Its an article with 0 actual information based on another deleted article...

I know, but the actual idea of it is fucking horrible.

 

[BlueBadger]

apparently there is a sequel...

... That book cover photo :| :| :| :| :| :|

Spoiler

it is a lot of protein tho

 

[SchrodingerC]

Oh, well in that case I'll mix a semen smoothie with some magical chinese medince and get twice the benefits!


Sounds extraordinarily nasty, just like vagina beer.

 

[liquidtmd]

I've actually heard about that one never bothered to research to see if it's actually true but basically the idea is that continued contact with the father's semen (so not any old jizz), reduces the chance of the females own immune system attacking the child.

*Pregnant GAF suddenly turns to their SO and proposes scientific Saturday night research

 

[Venfayth]

i'm gonna go ahead and pretend this isn't real because what the fuck

 

[Lemstar]

There is a restaurant in Japan where you fuck the animal before they cook it.

nice job of fact checking

Finding of the source magazine revealed that the original article was written as one of the articles featuring urban legends; The articles had a header stating that the contents were urban legends.

The header says "エロバカ都市伝説: 各地に広まった身近な都市伝説を徹底収集" which means "Vulgar and foolish urban legends: thorough collection of familiar urban legends dispersed in various places". The author of the WaiWai article omitted this information when he wrote the article. Considering the nature of the source magazine, I don't think the contents of the articles were actual urban legends but think they were creation by the writer. Anyway, the writer of the original article was at least responsible enough to suggest that its content was not factual, stating that it was an urban legend. However, the author of the WaiWai article shamelessly omitted the header so that readers can take the story at face value.

but hey, it's japan and japan is weird, right? they must fuck animals at restaurants there!

 

[univariate]

Have some class

Or maybe you don't deserve class, you mutt

Spoiler

Is is getting hot in here

I don't deserve class at all, just semen.

 

[23qwerty]

nice job of fact checking



but hey, it's japan and japan is weird, right? they must fuck animals at restaurants there!

tbh i wasn't particularly interested in googling "restaurant where you fuck the animals"

 

[chrisPjelly]

Oh, well in that case I'll mix a semen smoothie with some magical chinese medince and get twice the benefits!


Sounds extraordinarily nasty, just like vagina beer.

But what if you mix semen with vagina beer? Now you get twice the yeasty protein benefits

 

[Username1198]

Btw booger eating is still way worse

 

[IceDoesntHelp]

 

[SchrodingerC]

But what if you mix semen with vagina beer? Now you get twice the yeasty protein benefits

Gonna need a lot of smoothies to drown out that taste.

 

[Mexen]

Would you eat half of your own children?

Fix- nope, nvm.

 

[skyfinch]

I would try it but that would mean scraping it off of my face and chin first.

 

[Username1198]

I would try it but that would mean scraping it off of my face and chin first.

But not your hair.

Somebody cares about you

 

[Line_HTX]

Question is who's semen is in these recipes?

 

[TheAutomator]

I'm down.

 

[Angry Grimace]

I don't think I can produce 3 tablespoons

 

[Aselith]

Is this going to be the new Pomegranate that they put in everything?

 

[JackBauer24]

 

[Sölf]

So in order to produce dinner for one night you need to prepare at least a week prior. What to eat inbetween these dinners?!

 

[Whales]

why did I even open this thread ffs

 

[JackBauer24]

😭😭😭😭

 

[Troubled Bat]

I guess I know what to make my girlfriend now. She'll love it.

 

[Line_HTX]

I don't think I can produce 3 tablespoons

Hentai quantities of the load are not realistic.

No one can produce that much at once.

:lol

 

[Sölf]

Hentai quantities of the load are not realistic.

No one can produce that much at once.

:lol

What, you mean you don't cover 3 people from head to toe in jizz after you came once?

 

[Line_HTX]

What, you mean you don't cover 3 people from head to toe in jizz after you came once?

Dying of laughter.

Help.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Hentai quantities of the load are not realistic.

No one can produce that much at once.

:lol

I mean, I've never measured, but I cook enough to know how huge a tablespoon is. I don't think even a 5-roper after a long camping trip in mixed company is gonna produce that much.

 

[Guess Who]

What, you mean you don't cover 3 people from head to toe in jizz after you came once?

i'm sure some folks on GAF do, after all the average dick size is like 9" around here

 

[MogCakes]

This is most likely a gag book/gift for laughs. You could probably find this in your typical porn/sex shop.