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[perfectchaos007]

Since semen tastes different based on diet, shouldn't the book also be telling the host foods to eat before the collection?

 

[How About No]

Since semen tastes different based on diet, shouldn't the book also be telling the host foods to eat before the collection?

On that I wonder what will it taste like if all you eat is semen

 

[Sölf]

Since semen tastes different based on diet, shouldn't the book also be telling the host foods to eat before the collection?

Do I want to know why you know this?

 

[Chunky]

1-3 tablespoons for the smoothie alone, wow. How much for a pie. Or a creme soup. It's too much, unless you gather a dozen of men and jerk them all off.

Fuck just realised I could make a killing on a companion book.

 

[Blobbers]

Do I want to know why you know this?

Everyone knows eating pineapple makes semen taste amazing

 

[N.Domixis]

Do I want to know why you know this?

remember you are what you eat.

 

[Fatal Futanari]

remember you are what you eat.

pizza flavored jizz

 

[chrisPjelly]

Everyone knows eating pineapple makes semen taste amazing

 

[How About No]

Do I want to know why you know this?

Everyone knows eating pineap...

Everyone knows eating pineapple makes semen taste amazing

...well, see?

pizza flavored jizz

Definitely not as appetizing as it sounds

 

[SuperSah]

This thread is awesome.

Time to go eat my cum and probably some other dude's.

 

[samus i am]

I forwarded the book to my girlfriend. She never replied and her next text was about something completely different.

 

[Line_HTX]

pizza flavored jizz

Pizza sauce with pepperoni and Italian sausage.

 

[TUSR]

pizza flavored jizz

deep dish

 

[Fatal Futanari]

Everyone knows eating pineap...



...well, see?



Definitely not as appetizing as it sounds

Yea I only know about eating pineapple and not too much coffee.

I forwarded the book to my girlfriend. She never replied and her next text was about something completely different.

She already owns it

This thread is awesome.

Time to go eat my cum and probably some other dude's.

J E J

deep dish

balls deep dish straight from Papa

 

[Lego Boss]

i'm sure some folks on GAF do, after all the average dick size is like 9" around here

Forreal 8.2" brah.

 

[The Beard]

All of those foods would taste exactly the same without cum in them. This book trying to act like a teaspoon of cum adds anything worthwhile to the flavor smh.

 

[Wag]

Now we're talking

This man knows his spotted dick.

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

pizza flavored jizz

Don't worry, Papa John's got you covered. *unzips cheese stick*

 

[Fatal Futanari]

Don't worry, Papa John's got you covered. *unzips cheese stick*

 

[Line_HTX]

Everyone knows eating pineap...



...well, see?

OH! I learned something new today.

 

[Daffy Duck]

I remember this from years ago, still makes me feel queasy.

 

[BruceCLea]

 

[moggio]

OH! I learned something new today.

Pineapple for sweetness, bananas for thickness.

 

[Line_HTX]

deep dish

Yea I only know about eating pineapple and not too much coffee.

balls deep dish straight from Papa

For like what, $10?

 

[Nodnol]

As long as it was my own....I think I'd atleast try it.

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

Do I want to know why you know this?

"I don't know how much the rest of you know about semen recipes (I'm a connoisseur), but taste and texture are huge parts of it.."

 

[Audioboxer]

Pineapple for sweetness, bananas for thickness.

Both for... a good time?

 

[SliceSabre]

Semen is best freshly squeezed straight from the source, these recipes are unnecessary.

...


...

Either way it'll still taste bitter that pineapple eating trick doesn't work.

 

[Line_HTX]

Semen is best freshly squeezed straight from the source, these recipes are unnecessary.

...


...

Either way it'll still taste bitter that pineapple eating trick doesn't work.

You sure you ate enough pineapple?

 

[Mathunilx]

I'm a man in a relationship with a woman and I would try this

 

[Rayis]

I've had people cum in every part of my body except my mouth, is one of those things I want to do before I die.

 

[How About No]

I'm a man in a relationship with a woman and I would try this

Well there's something the two of you could try together

I've had people cum in every part of my body except my mouth, is one of those things I want to do before I die.

Even your ears and nose

 

[GamingOblivion]

The people in this thread who think cum is gross make me laugh

 

[brawly]

I took a lick a just now. Tastes like nothing tbh. I'm on a good diet though so maybe that's why.

 

[Sölf]

I've had people cum in every part of my body except my mouth, is one of those things I want to do before I die.

Since that fateful day, Rayis was known to others as One-Eyed-Jack.

 

[Speely]

I'd have no problem trying these recipes out. It's just an animal product. Don't see much diff between this and, say, milk. Both basically creamy substances jerked into a container then used as foodstuffs. I bet it could be a great substitute for bananas in baking for vegans as long as they made an exception to animal ingredients since it comes (hah) from a human who volunteers said ingredient.

 

[ldcommando]

Isn't the pineapple thing from a Sasha Grey interview?

 

[VaultBoy101]

Wonder of the many people here acting grossed out, how many eat eggs.

Human eggs? Probably not many.

This is most likely a gag book/gift for laughs. You could probably find this in your typical porn/sex shop.

It sure is.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Isn't the pineapple thing from a Sasha Grey interview?

not sure from where, but I've heard pineapple is good, fast food is bad for semen taste

 

[Fat4all]

"Just tell me where I jizz!"

 

[HappyPuppy]

Since semen tastes different based on diet, shouldn't the book also be telling the host foods to eat before the collection?

It actually does. I would post a screenshot but to lazy. Pineapple = good, asparagus = bad.

 

[ironcreed]

I took a lick a just now. Tastes like nothing tbh. I'm on a good diet though so maybe that's why.

 

[The One and Done™]

I really don't know what I expected.

 

[UltraGunner]

I can see Whole Foods stocking whole bottles of jizz in the near future. It's the new Super food craze!

 

[Kurt Angle]

is there a farm where they harvest this?

can i donate and earn money?

 

[Messofanego]

Fruits apparently make semen taste good.

Would you eat your own children?

A surprising amount of people do! (placentophagy)

 

[Slayer-33]

Never expected a thread like this one, ever.

 

[catmincer]

One of my exes was vegetarian. His semen was well I wouldn't say delicious but I was perfectly OK with tasting it.

Red meat and seafood make it taste terrible.

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

Check out the Amazon reviews for Semenology and thank me later

 

[SilentRacoon]

Does it have to be fresh or can you store it and still get all the juicy benefits?

Also can one use it as a skin tonic?

All these hidden wonders and here I'm wasting all that white gold.