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[funk0ar]

The fire was actually on Oxford st. I walked past it.

This guy doesn't represent your average Sydney sider

 

[ajim]

I've transcribed what I've made out. Someone correct me.


Reporter: Okay so tell me...uh...when did you find out there was a fire in the shop?

Dude Brah: I went around...it woulda been about, how long? About 40 Minutes ago.

Reporter: And where were you...around?

Dude Brah: I was at King's Cross. And I was speaking to the employee at that shop. And...he...I, I thought he said I can smell shit. And I go, no shit its a gay backroom. And he goes NO, I smell smoke. I said you better check that out. And then before I knew it, the whole fuckin things on fire-ah. And they've blocked the roads off, I couldn't even get through, I parked, I parked in the loading zone so now I'm gonna get another fucking parking ticket, that's about six thousand bucks now. Right? Ya know? And now it's just before Mardi Gras then, ya know? But I reckon there, there's another place called the uh Pleasure Lounge. Yeah Competition. Alright, used to be a friend of ours, I reckon he did it. I reckon, I reckon s'ya know wipe us out. Whaddya think?

Reporter: I don't know

Dude Brah: Possible?

Reporter: Anything's possible isn't it?

Dude Brah: Right...isn't it a coinciden, coin-ki-dink, right? A week before Mardi Gras. Lets wipe out the competition. Ya know?

Reporter: So tell me a little about the den.

Dude Brah: The Den, It's a retail store, it sells ya know dildos, butt plugs fuckin' anal beads. But the main business is, hell its a gay store, you pay ten dollahs, and they get to, there's big screens there, pornos, they can fuck each other. There's a suckitorium (Ed:you learn something new everyday), you put you're cock in a hole, someone's gonna suck you off (mimes sucking someone off).

(Notices smiling cameraman, sound-guy and reporter)

Dude Brah: I'm not... this is not a fuckin joke. This is how it goes. This is the world of the Gays (Ed: I think that's I'm hearing?) Ya know. And this is one of the better ones (pointing at the store). Its quite clean, right. There's some fuckin' putrid ones here...

(pause)

Dude Brah: But yeah... I thought he was joking when he said shit. YEAH Yeah, it does usually smell like shit in there ya know? Its a fuckin gay room there, but obviously not it's smoke. (pointing towards store again) And I noticed he goes, I'll check it out. He goes the smell's stopped. Alright. And he goes I went back in and it just erupted (demonstrates eruption with arms) And he goes it fuckin, look man I just saw him (points in the distance) fuckin' (inaudible) I'm gonna check you out. And he goes I just got checked out by the ambulance. And I go what are you doin there? And he goes I'm gettin my beers (Ed: I think that's what I'm hearing). I'ma join ya. Because man I am fuckin parched. (points at his throat) But yeah, fuck mate. But ya know , (points at bicep tattoo) get fucked mate!

Reporter: (Laughing)

Dude Brah: We good? Now what channel should I watch tonight? So I can watch misself?

Reporter: Oh I don't know. I don't know if it'll be on the five o'clock news.

Dude Brah: It'll probably be like *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep*.

THE END.

nice. i even missed some of the things you picked up, and yeha, i also get 'world of the gays'.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

considering getting " GET FUCKED" on my bicep now

Yeah that was awesome, I know a few people who would totally get that if they seen this.

Good lol's.

Could say the gay room was flaming?

 

[MisterNugNug]

nice. i even missed some of the things you picked up, and yeha, i also get 'world of the gays'.

I took a linguistics course in community college, so I've developed an ear for accents. Plus I like watching foreign films, its nice to hear English in different variations. Seattle is a little boring in that regard.

 

[reggie]

I think the more interesting discussion is why some people here can't understand him. I'm partly British, so maybe that's why I had no problem?

Americans.

 

[Uchip]

I can hardly decipher him and im from New Zealand

 

[Grinchy]

:lol I don't think it sounds awesome at all.

haha yeah I suppose if it's a bunch of dudes on the other side of the hole, that wouldn't be ideal. But hey, it's a hole, it could be anyone back there. Imagine it's Scarlett Johannsen breathing deeply.

 

[Darklord]

I can hardly decipher him and im from New Zealand

That's just because he's using vowels.

 

[Uchip]

That's just because he's using vowels.

you mean, hes murdering them!

 

[ajim]

haha yeah I suppose if it's a bunch of dudes on the other side of the hole, that wouldn't be ideal. But hey, it's a hole, it could be anyone back there. Imagine it's Scarlett Johannsen breathing deeply.

...until you feel the stubble grating up and down your shaft

in that case, you could imagine it's kate upton :lol

 

[Salazar]

This guy doesn't represent your average Sydney sider

Above average.

 

[Anticitizen One]

His description of "gay room" sounds like some horrifying sex dungeon

 

[Jin]

He looks like this guy:

 

[KuroNeeko]

Obviously not, but wanted to clarify what I was seeing. He is an idiot.

 

[Spire]

Obviously not, but wanted to clarify what I was seeing. He is an idiot.

Are you really that annoyed by his confidence and self-esteem?

 

[bud]

And...he...I, I thought he said I can smell shit. And I go, no shit its a gay backroom.

hahaha.

 

[Salazar]

Need a gif of him grinning and pointing to the Get Fucked tat.

 

[Fusebox]

Saw the thread heading and thought, 'what a coincidence there was a sex shop on fire in Sydney recently!', lol at it making GAF.

What a fuckin muzza in the video, seemed high as a kite too, funny shit.

 

[thesoapster]

"prolly be like beep beep beep beep beep" lolol

This guy in a lot of ways is like an Australian version of one of my coworkers hahaha.

 

[i_am_ben]

shit like this is why I fucking love Australia <3

 

[Fur_Q]

Need a gif of him grinning and pointing to the Get Fucked tat.

 

[hteng]

i thought king's cross is where harry potter goes to hogwards?

 

[Salazar]

Fur_Q, excellent work. Excellent.

 

[Rad-]

Get fucked. :lol

 

[Stronghammer22]

What does that have to do with Mardi Gras?

Things are a little different here.

 

[iirate]

It blows my mind that English speakers can't understand him.

Maybe they weren't watching the video? I could understand him just fine in the beginning when I was actually watching, but when I switched to read this tab while listening, he became a lot harder to understand.

Awesome tattoo.

 

[wolfmat]

This is so great.

 

[ajim]

haha thats awesome. saved to the gif folder!