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Sexiest music video?

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Call On Me - Eric Prydz

This wins hands down for me. I remember showing this to a slightly "inexperienced" co-worker years ago and he just about lost it lol

We could play the song over the intercom and he would drop whatever he was doing and come running.

Oh god I was all about this when it came out. Great song to play at parties too, the thrust is universal.
 
Well if yo want to see breasts or something like that and equal it as "sexy" you can't go wrong with some old Mylène Farmer videos like Libertine.

Before I get banned for posting full frontal nudity and soft porn on NeoGAF I must explain that yes, this is a French music video from the 80's and yes it was shown on television at the time. As a music video it's quite ridiculous, it's a costume drama short film with an opening and end credits, and it even has an intermission for the sex scene - being from the 80's it's not really what you would think of music videos now.

NSFW!!!!
Mylène Farmer - Libertine
NSFW!!!!!!

Also people get shot.
Also the best cat fight in music video history
On the whole it's really not that sexy.
 
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What's that one song where it has a sweaty, dirty blond chick in 80's work out spandex dancing in slow motion, a black chick is singing the song and there's a cock in it.

The chorus is "dust it off and jerk it...jerk it...jerk it..."

Fake Edit: Thunderheist - Jerk it

Also, good to see a heavy presence of Eric Prydz's Call on Me in here.
 
Ok just gave it another go:

I am claiming Thunderheist - Jerk it officially the sexiest music video of all time.

I mean there's a hot chick in spandex jerking a cock in slow motion for Goddsake, you cannot get more literal than that...it's not just "sexy", it's pure sex!!

Quote this post if you jerked off to the video, or you think you can fap to it.
 
One that I saw recently was Robin Thicke - Good Girl. There are two versions but the one I came across was the topless one. I was on my PS4's Vidzone app and was confused as hell when all the girls were topless the whole song. Here is the more SFW version that I will link since I am at work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU

Still has cursing and girls dancing so not sure how SFW it really is.
 
She actually pop out a tit during this song on spanish TV in one of those special music/humor sketches shows in New Year's Eve night in 1987.
Being in that year means that spanish TV only had 2 channels at the time (both of them were public, and this show was on the important one), so everyone and their mothers was watching that show at that precise moment if you were celebrating New Year's Eve at home with the family (something very normal here).
15-20 million people maybe? Just imagine whole families of grandmothers and fathers, aunts, little kids watching this tit pop out live. Drama, fathers and boys with huge eyes, women shouting in disgust, newspapers talking about it the next day...
Still a famous moment of spanish tv, even remembered sometimes on those best of compilation programs till this day, and families still talking about it in new year's eve dinners thinking how insane was at that time and how normal would be now.

And here is the video of course:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS0kAYePFc4

Funny thing is that just 2-3 years after this, when the new private channels started on spanish tv, and were all controlled (and still are) by italian programmers, it was normal to watch juicy women jumping their boobs on tv, even on children's programs lol
The top she wore and the way they were bouncing there was no way those puppies were staying in without lots and lots of boobtape
 
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