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Shittiest Thing You Did As A Kid
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archangelmorph
Gold Member
I was a bit of a nightmare delinquent as a youth..
Probably the worst thing I did was...
My first time on holiday in Africa, My parent's house was in a semi-rural burb and we used to see all kinds of weird and wonderful coloured lizards everywhere.
So after about 2.5 weeks of boredom, not having much to do (my parents weren't the best holiday hosts for kids) me and my bro start testing flamethrower aerosols using deodorant cans and mosquito-repellent sprays.
So we get this really dumb idea...
We made some slingshots out of rubber bands, using bits of folded up paper as ammunition, and then proceed to go on a hunt to try to catch a lizard. After trying and failing for over an hour (they're really fast), we eventually damaged the leg of one bright green one until it fell off the wall and couldn't move properly.
We picked it up, carried it into the middle of the yard and began poking it with sticks. We then decided that it would be apt to use it to provide 'lunch' for the ensemble of chickens my parents kept, and so we covered/soaked it with deodorant + mosquito-repellent and then set it on fire to BBQ it, before feeding it to the chickens.
Eventually my parents found out when they got back home and smacked our asses red raw...
Probably the worst thing I did was...
My first time on holiday in Africa, My parent's house was in a semi-rural burb and we used to see all kinds of weird and wonderful coloured lizards everywhere.
So after about 2.5 weeks of boredom, not having much to do (my parents weren't the best holiday hosts for kids) me and my bro start testing flamethrower aerosols using deodorant cans and mosquito-repellent sprays.
So we get this really dumb idea...
We made some slingshots out of rubber bands, using bits of folded up paper as ammunition, and then proceed to go on a hunt to try to catch a lizard. After trying and failing for over an hour (they're really fast), we eventually damaged the leg of one bright green one until it fell off the wall and couldn't move properly.
We picked it up, carried it into the middle of the yard and began poking it with sticks. We then decided that it would be apt to use it to provide 'lunch' for the ensemble of chickens my parents kept, and so we covered/soaked it with deodorant + mosquito-repellent and then set it on fire to BBQ it, before feeding it to the chickens.
Eventually my parents found out when they got back home and smacked our asses red raw...
Lucky Seven
Banned
I was maybe younger than or around 8 years old when this happened. My grandma had a shih tzu, it was very old, and beat up from surviving on the streets. I was pretty braindead and sheltered when I was a kid, so I just... poked his eye. The dog didnt even move from the couch it was lying on. Thing is that he didnt budge and my finger just slid in and pushed back his eye. I still remember how it feels, and he eventually became blind.
And then I did my most shameful thing. I abused my own first pet bird. Both birds I owned, actually. I sprayed cologne in one bird's eye, and swung around the other. I did lots of bad things to both of them besides that. I'd take it back if I knew better back then but I was just SO STUPID. I love animals now but back then I was just too young to care about an animal's feelings. God, I hate myself for that and I cant see myself owning another bird now that im grown up out of guilt.
And then I did my most shameful thing. I abused my own first pet bird. Both birds I owned, actually. I sprayed cologne in one bird's eye, and swung around the other. I did lots of bad things to both of them besides that. I'd take it back if I knew better back then but I was just SO STUPID. I love animals now but back then I was just too young to care about an animal's feelings. God, I hate myself for that and I cant see myself owning another bird now that im grown up out of guilt.
I did it guys, I found the anti-christ. Humanity can be saved.
teruterubozu
Member
I stole my dad's porn magazine collection. He was not happy. I understand his pain now, it wasn't right.
Th3BranMan92
Member
When I was little, around 6 or 7, I used to play with this kid Niko through the fence in our backyard. Anyway, one day I through a full size brick at his head over the fence. I don't remember why I did that, all I remember is that I never saw Niko again after that.
FalsettoVibe
Member
Stole gaming magazines.
Would turn off the lights in public restrooms while people were pooping.
And probably the very worse:
Threw a cat over the powerlines, tried to catch it and failed. I was a complete and utter jerk.
Would turn off the lights in public restrooms while people were pooping.
And probably the very worse:
Threw a cat over the powerlines, tried to catch it and failed. I was a complete and utter jerk.
FrontalMonk
Banned
I was a pretty clean kid for the most part, but I have two stories. One is just me being a shitty kid, the other is something that I still have a ton of shame about and have no idea how to approach.
1) Back when Diablo 2 came out, I really wanted it, but had no money. I was like 14 or so, didn't have a job, whatever. Well, my folks went to costco and I would usually hang out around the computers and TVs and other tech stuff, and they had D2 there, and I knew that no matter how I begged for it, my folks weren't going to buy it for me. So, I stole it. I looked around, poking and prodding at the box and when I felt like nobody was watching me, I popped it open, pulled the jewel case out, and stuck it in my pants pocket. Baggy as hell shorts were in so I had gigantic pockets, so it fit alright. I feel kinda bad about that, but not too bad because over the years I think I've bought D2 like 3 or 4 times.
2) When I was even younger, like 8 or 9, and my older brother was away at his job, my next door neighbor and I raided his comic book collection. We both thought it was cool that he had so many comics, and we wanted some of them. I only had an allowance of like $5 a week so I bought like a spiderman comic and that was it when we went to the comic shop, but he had a box and was pulling like 10 books a month. I straight up stole some great comics from my brother...death of superman, spawn #1, a few others...I never returned them, I still have them, and I have no idea how to tell my brother about this thing I did like 20+ years ago that I'm incredibly ashamed of.
1) Back when Diablo 2 came out, I really wanted it, but had no money. I was like 14 or so, didn't have a job, whatever. Well, my folks went to costco and I would usually hang out around the computers and TVs and other tech stuff, and they had D2 there, and I knew that no matter how I begged for it, my folks weren't going to buy it for me. So, I stole it. I looked around, poking and prodding at the box and when I felt like nobody was watching me, I popped it open, pulled the jewel case out, and stuck it in my pants pocket. Baggy as hell shorts were in so I had gigantic pockets, so it fit alright. I feel kinda bad about that, but not too bad because over the years I think I've bought D2 like 3 or 4 times.
2) When I was even younger, like 8 or 9, and my older brother was away at his job, my next door neighbor and I raided his comic book collection. We both thought it was cool that he had so many comics, and we wanted some of them. I only had an allowance of like $5 a week so I bought like a spiderman comic and that was it when we went to the comic shop, but he had a box and was pulling like 10 books a month. I straight up stole some great comics from my brother...death of superman, spawn #1, a few others...I never returned them, I still have them, and I have no idea how to tell my brother about this thing I did like 20+ years ago that I'm incredibly ashamed of.
| Praxis |
Banned
I will just quote myself from another thread, it's not particularly shitty to anybody but myself and the victim. And probably my mum.
My wife and I were sharing stories last night about weird things you did as a kid. She was half way through telling me about how she and her friends used to sit in a circle and make their vaginas talk, I didn't actually think this was that weird, if I had one I'm sure it would be something I'd have done.
Well, as she was telling me that, I remembered taking a bath around the age of 5-6. I used to take a lot of toys into the bath with me to play, my mum would periodically check on me. So one of the toys I had taken in was a rubber hand puppet called a Boglin, they were pretty popular in the late eighties and I had a couple. I used to turn mine inside out sometimes, and that's when I noticed something. When it was turned inside out, the inverted tail of the Boglin resembled (to my child brain) a vagina, I had seen them before, when my female cousins stayed with us and getting changed at school (we all used to get changed for PE in the class room at that age). I had also recently been told by a friend about sex, that the boy puts his penis inside the girls vagina and pees (We were young).
With this knowledge I decided to try it out on this poor toy. For added authenticity I filled the tail cavity with bubble bath foam and proceeded to insert my dick into the tail hole, I can't actually remember what it felt like because at that moment my mum walked in. I was kneeling in the bath with my dick in a Boglin. As soon as I noticed her I shot back down under the water and tried to play it cool. My mum was bright red, she looked like she was trying her hardest not to laugh but at the same time had a look of major concern. She just said "what are you doing?" And I said "nothing". Then she left. We never spoke about it again.
The victim:
(not my actual toy, that was sold to an unsuspecting kid at a market)
DoktorEvil
Banned
These threads are a constant reminder of why I will not have children.
Some of you sound like sociopathic terrors.
Some of you sound like sociopathic terrors.
teruterubozu
Member
When I was really young I caught tadpoles and put them in a jar. The next morning I found them eating each other. I guess without a food source they started cannibalizing. I was so horrified I poured them into the food disposal and switched it on as "punishment." Tadpole tails and body parts were flying everywhere in the sink. I still feel sick when I think about it.
megarockexe
Member
I think I used to bully a special needs kid in 4th grade. I don't know what the hell I was thinking, but the backlash probably ruined me for life.
papertoonz
Member
i used to get into alot of fights back in school over the smallest thing like when some one would sit in the chair i always sat in
and when i mean fights i mean trying to hit other kids with chairs or biting them
and when i mean fights i mean trying to hit other kids with chairs or biting them
My group of friends spread a rumor that we saw our 5th teacher making out with another 5th grade teacher. The woman teacher was married but the guy was single. It eventually was found out that we were the ones that started it and we had to have a big conference with the principal and our parents.
A year later, the woman teacher's husband divorced her for cheating... with the same guy we had spread a rumor about. I don't know if they were cheating at the time of the rumor, or if the rumor planted the idea in their heads and it eventually came into fruition.
Either way, it was a really shitty thing to do.
A year later, the woman teacher's husband divorced her for cheating... with the same guy we had spread a rumor about. I don't know if they were cheating at the time of the rumor, or if the rumor planted the idea in their heads and it eventually came into fruition.
Either way, it was a really shitty thing to do.
openrob
Member
Lots of fireworks in all the wrong places.
We would buy a few packs of screamers and throw them anywhere and everywhere.
My friends blinded a dog as one went haywire and exploded in a nearby garden.
We used to hold traffic cones like these
on our shoulders. Poke the fuse through the hole at the thin end and shoot them like bazookas.
We would buy a few packs of screamers and throw them anywhere and everywhere.
My friends blinded a dog as one went haywire and exploded in a nearby garden.
We used to hold traffic cones like these
User 479360
Banned
I remember my friend got a new BB gun, and he brought it over to show it to me. His idea was to shoot a bird, and I sat there as he did. He killed a mourning dove, and my Mom gave us quite a bit of shit for it. I felt horrible when I realized what we'd really done.
This is the same guy from before, too, by the way. He also used that BB gun to shoot his neighbours' picnic table when we walked around his and their property via the woods, and shot his friend in the knee with it.
It wasn't really funny. There were thousands of people there, in a gigantic waterpark within an amusement park. There was lots of room for me to roam, and there were pools (kiddie, wave, etc.) everywhere, not to mention slides. I was only about 8 at the time.
This is the same guy from before, too, by the way. He also used that BB gun to shoot his neighbours' picnic table when we walked around his and their property via the woods, and shot his friend in the knee with it.
It wasn't really funny. There were thousands of people there, in a gigantic waterpark within an amusement park. There was lots of room for me to roam, and there were pools (kiddie, wave, etc.) everywhere, not to mention slides. I was only about 8 at the time.
Silphonica
Banned
Soo, yeah, i'm pretty sure I did a lot of terrible things as a kid. However i will recall the moment i regret the most as a human being.
I don't particularly blame myself for this, but in the end it was still me who did it, and I am glad im no longer like this. My mum and her bf at the time were heroin addicts, we lived in a fucking horrible neighbourhood and the house we lived in was stripped bare to floorboard (not laminate flooring, just the are wood) and barely any intact walls, i slept on a couch. Anyway my mum's bf was a mega racist and because we lived in an area with cheap housing the council moved in refugees etc into the houses nearby.
Anyway, I had gotten it into my head that the only people allowed to use this hellhole to survive were white scottish people, and all the fellow scots around me felt the same. One day there was a bunch of indian kids playing football in a carpark and my friends started tormenting them, i took it one stage further and took a brick to the eldest kids face fracturing his skull near the eye socket, i still remember his young 5 year old sister watching in horror and a faceful of tears. In that moment though I felt powerful.
I still remember this scene so vividly, i was about 9 years old at the time, I look back and the feeling of regret is so powerful, i feel like such a cunt. No amount of apologies could rectify that situation. I was a terrible kid. I was a terrible person. Karma struck back though because not long after i got stabbed in the chest.
I don't particularly blame myself for this, but in the end it was still me who did it, and I am glad im no longer like this. My mum and her bf at the time were heroin addicts, we lived in a fucking horrible neighbourhood and the house we lived in was stripped bare to floorboard (not laminate flooring, just the are wood) and barely any intact walls, i slept on a couch. Anyway my mum's bf was a mega racist and because we lived in an area with cheap housing the council moved in refugees etc into the houses nearby.
Anyway, I had gotten it into my head that the only people allowed to use this hellhole to survive were white scottish people, and all the fellow scots around me felt the same. One day there was a bunch of indian kids playing football in a carpark and my friends started tormenting them, i took it one stage further and took a brick to the eldest kids face fracturing his skull near the eye socket, i still remember his young 5 year old sister watching in horror and a faceful of tears. In that moment though I felt powerful.
I still remember this scene so vividly, i was about 9 years old at the time, I look back and the feeling of regret is so powerful, i feel like such a cunt. No amount of apologies could rectify that situation. I was a terrible kid. I was a terrible person. Karma struck back though because not long after i got stabbed in the chest.
Around that age is when I learned to just walk up to counters and ask for them to announce my parents on the loud speaker.
Icyflamez96
Member
I didn't do much bad stuff when I was a kid. Certainly nothing that compares to a lot of stories in here. I usually stayed away from kids who did extreme stuff like that.
I remember stealing gum from a Food 4 Less checkout line when I was like 6.
Ding dong ditched a few times when I was 10 or so.
Oh, here's something more mean spirited I did. There was this kid at my middle school who everyone thought was annoying. He was this small asain kid, kinda nerdy. Looked like a small Freddy Wong. I've talked to him a bit and never hated on him just because I just didn't tend make fun of people like that (unless I had something personal against them or something) I saw why people thought he was annoying, but it wasn't a big deal since I didn't interact with him much. So then for whatever reason he started trying hard to hang out with my friend group. Obviously it stuck out as odd but I didn't mind much. It lasted for a few weeks as he started annoying me more and more. He ended up taking my ID from my hand and said he wouldn't give it back until I gave him the password or something. I ended up snatching it back saying "this is why nobody likes you! You're annoying!" After that he stopped hanging out with us. I never really felt that bad about that considering the BS he was pulling for those few weeks so whatevs. Definitely could have put that better though.
I remember stealing gum from a Food 4 Less checkout line when I was like 6.
Ding dong ditched a few times when I was 10 or so.
Oh, here's something more mean spirited I did. There was this kid at my middle school who everyone thought was annoying. He was this small asain kid, kinda nerdy. Looked like a small Freddy Wong. I've talked to him a bit and never hated on him just because I just didn't tend make fun of people like that (unless I had something personal against them or something) I saw why people thought he was annoying, but it wasn't a big deal since I didn't interact with him much. So then for whatever reason he started trying hard to hang out with my friend group. Obviously it stuck out as odd but I didn't mind much. It lasted for a few weeks as he started annoying me more and more. He ended up taking my ID from my hand and said he wouldn't give it back until I gave him the password or something. I ended up snatching it back saying "this is why nobody likes you! You're annoying!" After that he stopped hanging out with us. I never really felt that bad about that considering the BS he was pulling for those few weeks so whatevs. Definitely could have put that better though.
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
I "autographed" an Alice in Chains shirt in the early 90s with fake autographs and sold them to a kid.
EDIT: I forgot the nutcrusher event. Fuck.
Ok, so me and 3 other dudes picked up this little guy once, he was an annoying fucker, but we each grabbed a limb and took him to a post, and proceeded to battering ram his crotch into the post repeatedly. Probably the worst thing I ever did.
EDIT: I forgot the nutcrusher event. Fuck.
Ok, so me and 3 other dudes picked up this little guy once, he was an annoying fucker, but we each grabbed a limb and took him to a post, and proceeded to battering ram his crotch into the post repeatedly. Probably the worst thing I ever did.
User 479360
Banned
True
I don't know why I didn't, but I wasn't exactly worried. I figured I'd just run into them, and I also have bad anxiety so I'm not one to go talk to strangers.
ldcommando
Banned
Groped a woman
Blackstarhat
Member
I used to look under girls skirts when I was 8.
Icyflamez96
Member
Oh yeah actually one of the things that still bothers me is actually kinda silly and largely insignificant. When I was in middle school, I used to take really small portions of my mom's coffee creamer (french vanilla). I would get a coffee cup, and literally only fill up a thin section of the bottom, drink it, and that was it until she bought a new jug. Over time I started taking more and more (but not too much more), until this one time where I ended up taking way more than usual. Not all at once either, I'd get a bit once or twice a day when before it was like 2-4 sips per jug. She didn't know I was doing this, so I guess it led her to believe that she was just using more coffee creamer than usual. So she next time she bought coffee creamer, it was an extra large jug instead of the normal sized she always gets.
Idk I know it's stupid but it gets to me a bit.
Idk I know it's stupid but it gets to me a bit.
JigglesBunny
Banned
Oh, uh... In 4th grade, there was a kid who always bullied me, and he was calling me garbage and saying "you suck" and my friends were laughing at me so me, knowing his parents frequently fought, said "At least my parents still love each other!"
He started balling his eyes out because, as it turns out, his parents had just gotten divorced that week.
Still to this day, I feel like absolute shit.
He started balling his eyes out because, as it turns out, his parents had just gotten divorced that week.
Still to this day, I feel like absolute shit.
brainchild
Banned
How did you possibly think this would be construed? Gaf is going to burn you at the stake for this.
As for my shitty childhood decision...
I used to steal candy from a convenience store. Eventually I got caught and was banished and told to never come back.
Elitist1945
Member
My sister just told me what she did as a kid to my other sister. She was angry at her so she took a pair of pliers, and they squeezed them on my other sister's fingers as hard as she could. Her finger popped open.
ugh_the_boot
Banned
I used to hate gettting injections as a kid and one day my mum took me to the doctors to get my tetnis shot. I remember trying to come up with excuses in the car on the way there which was futile, in the waiting room I sat there thinking about the horrible pain and danger that was to be inflicted on me at any moment, I needed a way out. When the doctor came to get me I refused to go, I started yelling and caused a huge scene, infact I ended up having to be dragged into the doctors office and had to be restrained by two nurses while the doctor gave me the shot. My mum says it was one of the most embarassing moments of her life.
When I had to clear the yard of dogshit I used to scoop it up with a spade and just chuck it over the fence to one of the nighbour's place. We had a huge property with 5 different neighbours so I used to spread it out and give everyone an even share. One of the neighbours had a tin shed really close to the fence and I used to love smashing the dogshit against it watching it splatter all over the wall. After a few weeks the whole back side of that shed was brown. A few months later I came outside and saw them actually cleaning it, scrubbing away really hard, it looked like it had hardened quite a bit because the guy was scraping it off with a spade while the lady was scrubbing away with a brush. I felt bad but I kept doing it because they never said anything about it.
When I was in kindergarten I crapped my pants and went around to the back of the school and there was a washbasin there so I just took off my undies and threw them in, put my shorts back on and went back to class like nothing happened. Later that day the teachers came up to the class and asked who had put their undies in the washroom and I didn't fess up, so they lined everyone up and started checking to see if everyone was still wearing theirs. I was last in line and remember hoping someone else before me didn't have on a pair, when they got to me just before they pulled the elastic out on my shorts to check I broke down and threw my hands over them and went "NOOOOO!". I remember the teacher saying "He's ok" but now that I think about it I think they were just saying that to not upset me anymore.
When I had to clear the yard of dogshit I used to scoop it up with a spade and just chuck it over the fence to one of the nighbour's place. We had a huge property with 5 different neighbours so I used to spread it out and give everyone an even share. One of the neighbours had a tin shed really close to the fence and I used to love smashing the dogshit against it watching it splatter all over the wall. After a few weeks the whole back side of that shed was brown. A few months later I came outside and saw them actually cleaning it, scrubbing away really hard, it looked like it had hardened quite a bit because the guy was scraping it off with a spade while the lady was scrubbing away with a brush. I felt bad but I kept doing it because they never said anything about it.
When I was in kindergarten I crapped my pants and went around to the back of the school and there was a washbasin there so I just took off my undies and threw them in, put my shorts back on and went back to class like nothing happened. Later that day the teachers came up to the class and asked who had put their undies in the washroom and I didn't fess up, so they lined everyone up and started checking to see if everyone was still wearing theirs. I was last in line and remember hoping someone else before me didn't have on a pair, when they got to me just before they pulled the elastic out on my shorts to check I broke down and threw my hands over them and went "NOOOOO!". I remember the teacher saying "He's ok" but now that I think about it I think they were just saying that to not upset me anymore.
MidgarBlowedUp
Member
We had one of those drawing sessions and I are one the crayons. That's pretty much it, I was an angel otherwise.
joeygreco1985
Member
This reminds me of when I was a little kid, my cousin had just got a SNES and we didn't have one, so we were so jealous. He put something heavy in the empty SNES box later that day and gave it to me and my brother, and told us he got us a SNES too. We were so happy, then when we opened it of course there was no SNES so we cried pretty hard.
Fast forward 25 years later, at my wedding, and my brother retells this story during his best man speech to 200 people with my cousin and our entire family in attendance. He had a look on his face of pure embarrassment lol
GifGafIsTheBestGaf
Member
holy shit i used to do this until broke a window and got beaten the living shit out because of it lol
also, i killed my sister pet bunny by mistake i didnt think i would actually hit him while he was running.
stepped on a cousin''s chic by accident, dude still resents me to this day. he really like that chic
i have other very shitty/evil ones but let's leave it at that. i usually was a well behaved kid but when i decided to do stupid stuff it seems i liked to go overboard
ugh_the_boot
Banned
I did the rock throwing thing once as well. Had my little sister with me and we were throwing rocks at cars as they would drive past and after about 1/2 an hour of doing this a guy on a bike pulled over and told us off that it was really dangerous and we should stop it. We stopped and ran inside the house terrified.
When I used to go shopping with my mum I used to pick up packets of random foods and squeeze them really hard because my little sister thought it was funny.
Aged 11 and walking home one day from school with 3 other friends and saw a teacher at a kindergarten cleaning up toys in the playground outside so we all pulled down our pants and flashed our asses at her, we all cracked up laughing and walked off. The next day at school assembly the prinicipal got up and said that there had been a serious incident that involved indecent exposure (the first time I had heard this term), he went on for about 5 minutes talking about the gravity of what had happened and everyone looked in shock (including myself), it wasn't until the end of his speech that he started actually talking about the incident in question and that is when I started feeling kinda sick because I knew it was us. He asked my 3 friends to come up on stage and made them pull their pants down around their ankles and stand there (in front of the whole school!) for a few minutes like that, they still had their undies on but it looked hella embarrassing....I say 'looked' because for some reason I wasn't called up, somehow I had gotten away with it scott free even though I too had flashed my ass lol!
When I used to go shopping with my mum I used to pick up packets of random foods and squeeze them really hard because my little sister thought it was funny.
Aged 11 and walking home one day from school with 3 other friends and saw a teacher at a kindergarten cleaning up toys in the playground outside so we all pulled down our pants and flashed our asses at her, we all cracked up laughing and walked off. The next day at school assembly the prinicipal got up and said that there had been a serious incident that involved indecent exposure (the first time I had heard this term), he went on for about 5 minutes talking about the gravity of what had happened and everyone looked in shock (including myself), it wasn't until the end of his speech that he started actually talking about the incident in question and that is when I started feeling kinda sick because I knew it was us. He asked my 3 friends to come up on stage and made them pull their pants down around their ankles and stand there (in front of the whole school!) for a few minutes like that, they still had their undies on but it looked hella embarrassing....I say 'looked' because for some reason I wasn't called up, somehow I had gotten away with it scott free even though I too had flashed my ass lol!
Fine Ham Abounds
Member
Some kid kept bullying me at the water fountain, so I took a pencil with me this one time. I spun around when I knew he was going to be coming and expecting to me to be an easy target with the intent to thrust the pencil at him and surprise him. I didn't expect him to be in the process of kicking at me when I turned, and I jabbed that pencil like a half inch into his leg.
It was an accident, but I felt terrible. He didn't pick on me anymore though now that I think about it.
It was an accident, but I felt terrible. He didn't pick on me anymore though now that I think about it.
There's not as many good people as you might think.
ugh_the_boot
Banned
When I was 9 I was 3-timing 3 girls all from the same class (Angeline, Uanita and Shannon). One day they got together and asked me to choose between them and even though Angeline was the cuter one I went with Shannon because she told me once that she had a computer with a game called Chuckie Egg. At the time I only had a ZX Spectrum so I used to daydream about this Chuckie Egg game and how awesome it would be, in my mind I thought it was going to be about a dinosaur who hatches out of an egg and goes on an epic adventure. A couple of weeks later we went on a class excurision to the zoo and afterwards my dad said it would be ok if I went to Shannon's house and he would pick me up from there. On the way back on the train I was so happy to finally get to play this Chuckie Egg game I kissed Shannon (my first kiss), I could tell she was pretty happy about being kissed as well. When I got to her place she pulled out some shit game called Chuck Yagers, it was some sorta flight sim crap, I was so disappointed I broke up with her and walked home. She came up to me the next day at school and I ignored her in front of my friends and she started crying. Seriously i'm the biggest asshole EVER!
Shpeshal Nick
aka Collingwood
When I was about 6, I was at a friends house. He had a cat. As a laugh I grabbed the cat and repeatedly threw it in the air and let it land on the ground. From quite a height.
Found out later I broke its leg.
As someone who abhors animal cruelty, I still can't believe I did this.
Found out later I broke its leg.
As someone who abhors animal cruelty, I still can't believe I did this.
I beat the shit out of a known bully when I was 12 for making fun of my big brother. I Beat him so bad he pissed himself also gave him a black eye and a chipped front tooth. The guy moved away week later.
I also when I was young I used to steal Shonen Jump and Nintendo power magazines every month for like two years straight.
I also when I was young I used to steal Shonen Jump and Nintendo power magazines every month for like two years straight.
RoadHazard
Gold Member
What the fuck, some of you were real vile little shithead sociopaths. Glad I didn't know you as a kid!
I was poor and crazy about LEGO.
The toy store was near my mom's workplace, so while waiting for her shift to end I always wandered the lego alley in the store.
Then the shy, cowardly me just happened to slowwwwly open the smallest lego cardboard boxes (you know, with the thumb opening on the side) and stuff my pockets with the contents. Then I got out of thr store casually.
What the hell happened in my brain I still don't know, there were cameras everywhere and I did this like 10 times.
That was maybe the only time of my life I got balls.
The toy store was near my mom's workplace, so while waiting for her shift to end I always wandered the lego alley in the store.
Then the shy, cowardly me just happened to slowwwwly open the smallest lego cardboard boxes (you know, with the thumb opening on the side) and stuff my pockets with the contents. Then I got out of thr store casually.
What the hell happened in my brain I still don't know, there were cameras everywhere and I did this like 10 times.
That was maybe the only time of my life I got balls.
I still have those LEGO, and they are awesome.
Shuggananas
Banned
Shoot two TVs with my waterpistol.
And one time at a store I was going to buy myself some Haribo sweets. Skaterdude got behind me and put all his coins on the conveyor at the checkout. He went away and I was about to pay for my sweets. Woman at the checkout noticed the coins and took them because she believed it was mine. I didn't say anything, accepted the change and rushed in my mother's car. But dude was faster and I had to pay the money back. My mother wasn't even mad at me but called the dude stupid for leaving his money unattended.
And one time at a store I was going to buy myself some Haribo sweets. Skaterdude got behind me and put all his coins on the conveyor at the checkout. He went away and I was about to pay for my sweets. Woman at the checkout noticed the coins and took them because she believed it was mine. I didn't say anything, accepted the change and rushed in my mother's car. But dude was faster and I had to pay the money back. My mother wasn't even mad at me but called the dude stupid for leaving his money unattended.
EdibleExplosives
Member
I was gonna chime in with how awful I was as a kid...then I read the thread. I was a fucking angel in comparison.
Thanks for making me feel less guilty.
Thanks for making me feel less guilty.
All the rotten crap I did as a kid I got busted for.
Pre-10 years old, shoplifted a loose action figure. Store management got my mom in the checkout line and they busted me together in the parking lot with it.
Adolescence, dialed 911 from a payphone in a park and ditched around the block. Got picked up by a squad in an alley around the corner and escorted back home.
Teen, sucker punched a kid (a "friend") who I heard stolen my brand new bike out of my garage when I threw a low key party the weekend before. Never found out if he was the guy that actually did it as the bike was not recovered, but I got a free trip to the local PD, complete with finger printing and the works. The best part was during the arrest they found a weed pipe in my backpack that (I know, I know..) actually wasn't mine, but they got to tack that fine on as well.
I guess I was a little bit of a shitty kid. All my early run ins with the law pretty much cemented the fact that I woulda made a shitty crook and probably saved me from a life of actual crime.
Pre-10 years old, shoplifted a loose action figure. Store management got my mom in the checkout line and they busted me together in the parking lot with it.
Adolescence, dialed 911 from a payphone in a park and ditched around the block. Got picked up by a squad in an alley around the corner and escorted back home.
Teen, sucker punched a kid (a "friend") who I heard stolen my brand new bike out of my garage when I threw a low key party the weekend before. Never found out if he was the guy that actually did it as the bike was not recovered, but I got a free trip to the local PD, complete with finger printing and the works. The best part was during the arrest they found a weed pipe in my backpack that (I know, I know..) actually wasn't mine, but they got to tack that fine on as well.
I guess I was a little bit of a shitty kid. All my early run ins with the law pretty much cemented the fact that I woulda made a shitty crook and probably saved me from a life of actual crime.
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