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[SpeedingUptoStop]

5 minute "preview" (as if rest of the film won't look EXACTLY LIKE THIS)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZxBYItj2sM&feature=player_embedded

Sweet jesus.

 

[gdt]

I saw some clip with John Cusack.

How could it make me hate John Cusack?

 

[jmdajr]

hah,

we'll see what Michael Bay has to say about that!

 

[Teddman]

Sarcasm? This looks to be the most insane special-effects disaster flick EVER.

The efx work is ridiculous.

 

[Chichikov]

This is Mystery Science Theater 3000 stuff right there.
Hilariously awful.

 

[DieNgamers]

Haha, this is awesome! :lol I had a huge grin on my face while watching this so yeah, day 1. It's not like it takes itself seriously.

 

[Calcaneus]

I'm assuming that the clip was supposed to be tense and exciting, but their constant screaming"oh nononono aaaah!" made it kinda funny.

 

[Leunam]

I thought all the destruction looked pretty cool. Will watch with headphones on.

Spoiler

No, I'm not one of those "wipe out humanity" idiots.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

I saw some clip with John Cusack.

How could it make me hate John Cusack?

How could you hate john cusack? He's obviously the most charismatic person who ever existed, because he's so enveloping on screen that you forget that 7 MILLION OTHER PEOPLE ARE GETTING ANNIHILATED AROUND HIM WHILE HE HILLLLLARIOUSLY DRIVES HIS LIMO THROUGH AN OPEN SEWER SPOUT.

Roland Emmerich should be convicted for this terribleness and forced to leave the planet for 31 years.

 

[Doc Holliday]

I'm assuming that the clip was supposed to be tense and exciting, but their constant screaming"oh nononono aaaah!" made it kinda funny.

Such a waste of rendering time and cg artists..

 

[DieNgamers]

Are people serioiusly hating on this? It's a high budget b-movie-disaster-porn-comedy-drama obviously. Loved it! I laughed out loud when the car burst out the glass front of the collapsing bulding. :lol

 

[ciD_Vain]

worst film ever? uhh not even close

 

[Jeff-DSA]

Haven't checked the link, but is this their escape in the plane? Why don't they, you know, fly higher?

 

[Leunam]

Are people serioiusly hating on this?

Only thing I'm going to hate about this is the resurgence of 2012-end-of-the-world idiocy.

 

[WickedAngel]

Fuck. All that beautiful destruction wasted by that laughable escape. I would rather see two hours of destruction like that without any featured actors.

 

[Lost Fragment]

SO ridiculous :lol

 

[poweld]

I said the same thing last night when I saw the clip. I like John Cusack, but damn, this looks really, really bad.

I don't understand. Is he hard up for money?

 

[C.Dark.DN]

ugh, so lame, earthquakes don't cause huge seemingly endless holes in the ground

 

[Wes]

Have you seen the cast for this?

No matter how ludicrous the plot may be I have faith they can pull it off much to my amusement.

 

[Jeff-DSA]

ugh, so lame, earthquakes don't cause huge seemingly endless holes in the ground

They do in 2012.

 

[Tieno]

terrible acting, you can tell it's entirely blue screen as the acting doesn't feel real at all.

 

[VAIL]

Some of you people really need to learn to shut off the logic center of the brain and enjoy way over the top popcorn stuff like this.

That said, I'll be seeing this in I-max for sure

 

[bud]

ugh, so lame, earthquakes don't cause huge seemingly endless holes in the ground

yeah, they do

if you fall into one, you'll travel all the way to china. for free.

 

[SapientWolf]

Is November the new July?

That scene would make an awesome Split/Second level.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

ugh, so lame, earthquakes don't cause huge seemingly endless holes in the ground

The world's largest stretch mark.

 

[JohnTinker]

I saw this scene last night on TV at like 3am and I began to cringe 3/4 of the way through.

This looks so ridiculously bad.



EVERYONE IN LA IS GOING TO DIE

EXCEPT THESE 5 PEOPLE

BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES TO ESCAPE

ON A GULFSTREAM JET

BETWEEN TWO COLLAPSING SKYSCRAPERS

 

[diddlyD]

i can't believe kevin spacey would star in such a cheesy movie


what blows my mind is why the ef doesn't the plane just PULL UP?? why are they flying past falling trains and buildings? :lol

 

[Anasui Kishibe]

Ermerich

 

[Tieno]

Oh yeah, the Arnold voice impersonator is so terrible. Doesn't fit the movie at all.

 

[bionic77]

I saw this on TV last night and in HD the effects looked like they were some cheap CG from a videogame.

I don't know if it will be the worst film ever as the OP seems to believe but the commercial and trailer don't inspire much confidence.

 

[KolosLazar16]

i can't believe kevin spacey would star in such a cheesy movie

please tell me this is a "thatsthejoke.jpg" post

 

[Nemo]

You kidding me? That looks AWESOME!

Donut!

 

[gdt]

Can you believe, this is that same guy who will direct Foundation?

FOUNDATION!

FOUNDATION!

FOUNDATION!

I'm gonna be sick.

 

[Leunam]

please tell me this is a "thatsthejoke.jpg" post

It is.

 

[diddlyD]

please tell me this is a "thatsthejoke.jpg" post

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXF8Lhvjqa8

 

[equap]

can't wait to see this movie!!!!

 

[DoomGyver]

1/1/2000
9/9/09
12/21/2012

God damn it's so far away. Make it stop, please.

My neighbors cut down 8 trees last week "preparing" for 2012. They have enough firewood for 2 years.

I'd hate to see what their pantry looks like.

 

[Dever]

Where's the ground going?

 

[JohnTinker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXF8Lhvjqa8

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Stitch]

i think watching this made me a bit dumber

 

[JohnTinker]

1/1/2000
9/9/09
12/21/2012

God damn it's so far away. Make it stop, please.

My neighbors cut down 8 trees last week "preparing" for 2012. They have enough firewood for 2 years.

I'd hate to see what their pantry looks like.

 

[hamchan]

This movie deserves to be mocked for even being based on the end of the world in 2012. I mean we all knew this movie would be coming, that some studio would try to capitalise on the theories but even with that knowledge I still ended up shaking my head when this was announced.

 

[SimleuqiR]

That five minute preview is the most awesome epic "BAIL OUT" scene in movie history!!! I was laughing throughout the whole thing. :lol

 

[teepo]

movie of the century.

 

[LakeEarth]

The clip is 10000x better if you imagine it like John Cusack just suddenly realized it was 2012.

 

[D4Danger]

god damn that was stupid.

All the ooohs and ahhhs were funny though.

 

[Manics]

Worst movie ever?

I am vindicated!

 

[Messypandas]

did they really just release the entire "moneyshot" sequence of their movie? What the fuck. And why does the green screen car driving look so low budget but everything else doesn't. What a mess

 

[Alucard]

This movie needs "the scream" and it will be perfect.

 

[USD]

This part had me in tears. :lol