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Simon cowell's body is slumped over in epstein's cell with the face entirely removed

 

[EviLore]

 

[Birdo]

Boogie wants his teeth back.

 

[Ownage]

Teef

 

[isual]

looks like botox expired

 

[Cunth]

Pretty sure that's a wax replica

 

[EviLore]

Pretty sure that's a wax replica

This is his wax statue:

 

[Cunth]

This is his wax statue:

Yeah that's the one

 

[Kenpachii]

Pretty insane how real they can make them look

 

[bucyou]

i saw him on agt he throws up thumbs up like hes a roman emperor who has a thing against killing

 

[haxan7]

careful guys, don't let him see this or we might hurt his feelings

 

[triplestation]

wake up in the middle of night with something gripping your ass like a vice turn around and see that

 

[12Goblins]

wut

hes turning into the supressed pain guy

 

[Bonfires Down]

Dude, what is you doing?

 

[Rentahamster]

Would.

 

[TrainedRage]

Ahhhh yes. gravity. the nemesis of skin.

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

Simon looking like he can't figure out King Hippo.

 

[lock2k]

Simon cowell's body is slumped over in epstein's cell with the face entirely removed

 

[HarryKS]

It's just a bad angle. He's a decent chap who provides a decent product. Could be better in certain ways, but at the end of the day, it's an entertaining variety fare.

Except when singers reach the top. Fuck singers, go on a different show, no one cares about your interpretation of someone else's song.

 

[MetalAlien]

He's slowly turning into Sweetums from the muppets.

 

[Bullet Club]

He looks like a potato with teeth.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Dude looks pretty good for 75

 

[King of Foxes]

This retrospectively negates all of his past opinions on if people were good enough to win x factory.

That man looked in the mirror before going out, knowing he would be photographed and said Yes, i look good enough for this

 

[Winters_Solace]

In motion

 

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In motion

fucking lmao the comments

Did Simon Cowell tell his plastic surgeon to make him look like a character in a mid-budget xbox 360 game?

Simon you absolute turbocunt. What on earth have you done to your face?

 

[Gavin Stevens]

All that money, and this is what you do... Can't you just bang 15 hookers while doing coke like the rest of the rich world?

 

[nkarafo]

Plastic Surgeon: What kinda face you want

Cowell: Just fuck my shit up

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

Surmen Curwell.

 

[Tesseract]

he looks like death

 

[Kazza]

Damn, I thought plastic surgery had advanced much more by now. That looks terrible.

 

[pennythoughts]

I feel kind of awful and sad that we disrespect getting older. That we feel the need to fight aging so badly that we're willing to make such drastic changes to our bodies.

 

[MetalAlien]

fucking lmao the comments

"Simon look like a drunk that bumped into a beehive."

 

[CharlesMorgan]

He's a creep.

 

[brap]

He's a creep.

He's a weirdo

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

What a choice. I would proudly wear my own wrinkles!

 

[bryo4321]

Simon wake up, wake- oh you are?

 

[EviLore]

 

[bitbydeath]

Damn, I thought plastic surgery had advanced much more by now. That looks terrible.

The plastic surgery went fine, should have said no to the free lobotomy though.

 

[MetalAlien]

Is someone behind him holding him up?

 

[Richard Packer]

Wtf his face got longer.

Either way I'm going to need to see the cellulite booty shots.

 

[MetalAlien]

Wtf his face got longer.

Either way I'm going to need to see the cellulite booty shots.

 

[Prison Mike]

Simon cowell's body is slumped over in epstein's cell with the face entirely removed

If that's what money buys I'm glad I'm poor

 

[Mahadev]

Plastic surgery in your face takes away your dignity. Unless the surgery is very discreet most of these people look unnatural, the same age as they already were and kind of desperate. In worse cases like Olivia Munn's and Cowell's they just look way worse than they used to look like. Munn used to be fucking gorgeous and ruined everything that made her face look unique with plastic surgery.

 

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Munn used to be fucking gorgeous and ruined everything that made her face look unique with plastic surgery.

It was from potatoes

Oliva Munn Swears By This One Weird Vegetable For Her Seriously Good Skin

Olivia Munn is a fan, so I think we're about to be...

www.elle.com

 

[DeepEnigma]

"I can't feewl my fafe right now!"

A couple more procedures and he can morph into Mickey Rourke.

 

[MetalAlien]

 

[Hideous Snake]

This is more than words could do.

 

[Insane Metal]

 

[SpiceRacz]

Plastic surgery in your face takes away your dignity. Unless the surgery is very discreet most of these people look unnatural, the same age as they already were and kind of desperate. In worse cases like Olivia Munn's and Cowell's they just look way worse than they used to look like. Munn used to be fucking gorgeous and ruined everything that made her face look unique with plastic surgery.