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[SwiftDeath]

Let it run empty, siphon the remaining fuel into a jerry-can and then you'll have a fantastically organic way to broach the subject with your sister when she complains about not being able to drive to work next time.

This is the best passive-aggressive approach if you must

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

Fill the tank with water. That'll show'er!

 

[ShaneDude]

What is it with gaf and incest?

Spoiler

or should i say wincest

 

[kess]

Seriously, though. Wire up a switch relay and hide it.

 

[mackattk]

I wont win that argument. Introvert vs complete bitch? Who will win? I keep telling her to refuel but she doesnt listen.

Well then, only put in a buck or two to get gas when you need it... Keep it on E buddy. If she needs gas she will buy some.

 

[Exotoro]

This. Put your banana in your sister's tailpipe.

dead

 

[neorej]

Guess I will start taking the bus. Fuck this car

That'll teach her.

What will you do when she tells you to take the car to the gas station? Pretend you're broke?

 

[Venfayth]

Being introverted doesn't mean you let people walk over you.

 

[FourMyle]

Bro this is what I did last weekend on sunday. She had to go meet her clients and I told her 4 times to refuel the car before taking the highway. The next day I checked and there was minimal fuel in the car, it could have stopped at any second! This is how she rolls

 

[Goodacre0081]

Guess I will start taking the bus. Fuck this car

make sure you say thank you to the driver

 

[Jordoon]

Steal her credit card and start buying gas with it. Heh.

 

[nateeasy]

What does she look like?

 

[ElRenoRaven]

How about you just grow a set and take the damn keys. It's pretty childish I think to play games. Take them and explain why you are. Then she'll either straighten her shit up or whine and call you a meanie. Either way she's not driving the car. So what if she had surgery awhile back. That doesn't excuse her freeloading.

 

[LaNaranja]

 

[No Love]

Bro this is what I did last weekend on sunday. She had to go meet her clients and I told her 4 times to refuel the car before taking the highway. The next day I checked and there was minimal fuel in the car, it could have stopped at any second! This is how she rolls

Wait a minute, I missed this. Clients? Is your sister a prostitute?

If so... banana. Tailpipe. NOW

 

[Resilient]

Cut the car in half and keep one half in your pocket and the other in your garage.

 

[DonasaurusRex]

wtf get some gas money from your sister lol thats your car.

 

[DodgyGeezerFella]

Take the fuel pump fuse out, let her shit herself as the car starts but quickly dies out .... tell her she has broken it and that you have spoken to a mechanic, and the cost to fix is however much fuel she has used of yours Take money, and keys away from her as you no longer trust her to use it.

 

[Zozz]

Well talk to her about the car issues you've fixed.

Tell her she needs to pony up money for gas. This will lead to an argument,no doubt.

Is the title of the car under your dad's name or yours???

He might side with having both of you two using it. If it comes down to that, simply let her use the car, fuel it up when you have to use it and we're done here.

 

[SniperHunter]

Wait a minute, I missed this. Clients? Is your sister a prostitute?

If so... banana. Tailpipe. NOW

Paralegal

 

[xxracerxx]

Holy fuck at this thread.

 

[Resilient]

Paralegal

What is the reason behind not takin any of the advice in this thread? There are plenty of options. Remove keys. Siphon has. Remove steering wheel. Use a steering wheel lock. When are you gonna pick one and quit whining???

 

[CitizenVectron]

Crazy idea: Speak to her like an adult.

 

[Arment]

You're trying to avoid conflict and avoiding conflict will just create more problems for you. It'll stress you out more in the long run.

Talk to her, get into a fight, tell her no more car unless she starts paying for some of it and then drama over. Out of the way.

 

[The Chef]

This. Put your banana in your sister's tailpipe.

I'm in tears.

 

[Zozz]

Wait... your sister is a call girl? what

if that's the case.

Just spank her and tell her she's being a bad girl.

 

[xxracerxx]

What is the reason behind not takin any of the advice in this thread? There are plenty of options. Remove keys. Siphon has. Remove steering wheel. Use a steering wheel lock. When are you gonna pick one and quit whining???

 

[Magna_Mixalis]

Option 1: Sack up and talk to her.

Option 2: Yank starter fuse.

Option 3: Cross a couple spark plug wires or yank one out. Won't hurt your car, but it will make it run like shit, if it manages to stay running at all. This should also freak her out and make her think she damaged your car.

Option 4: Install a fuel/ignition cut-off switch.

Option 5: Cover the car in napalm and set on fire. Invest in a bunch of bananas.

 

[shira]

 

[ramuh]

Banana in the tailpipe

Banana in the tailpipe, Sugar in the tank
Just combobulate ya fuel pump when ya car crank

Like others have said, keys removed.

 

[Resilient]

Option 6: talk to sister

 

[davepoobond]

Park the car a block away and don't let her see where you put it until you get the keys from her

 

[Jenov]

If it's both you and your sister's car, offer for her to buy out your portion of the car or vice versa since you can't put up with the sharing of it. Then the other save up and buy their own. GG.

 

[Dai101]

Crazy idea: Speak to her like an adult.

Now now..... let's get not all crazy in here

 

[xxracerxx]

Who pays the insurance?

 

[Jarrod38]

The best thing to do is the next time when she uses it without asking report the car to the police as stolen.

 

[Sanjuro]

Buy a car just for her. Simple.

 

[Brakke]

This is some incredible passive aggressive bull, OP. Resolve this shit.

 

[BronsonLee]

The best thing to do is the next time when she uses it without asking report the car to the police as stolen.

What no flat no part 2

 

[Hollycat]

The most absolute way is to drive both her and the car into an active volcano. She can't use the car if doesn't exist.

 

[Mr-Joker]

Get in the car with her but take an iPad and a headphone but don't plug in the headphone, load up a porno video with the volume at full blast.

What is it with gaf and incest?

Spoiler

or should i say wincest

Because it's funny.

Option 6: talk to sister

Nah too much effort and hassle.

 

[PrimaNocta]

Pulling the fuses is the simplest solution. Just make sure u know where they go when u place them back.

 

[flaxknuckles]

I will disconnect the battery. Thnx guys

Op is now Electro......



except dead

 

[jakonovski]

Looks like she ain't falling for no banana in the tailpipe.

 

[Tangeroo]

Leave your headphones unplugged on "accident". She won't want to have anything to do with you anymore.

 

[Hoodbury]

Crazy idea: Speak to her like an adult.

I think we're well before that still. In which the OP should tattle to the dad about her. Tattle like you've never tattled before. Make sure to cry a little at first while you're tattling and then at the end cry a lot.

 

[ThatGuyAgain]

Has this not been said already? Stop putting gas in the car. When it runs low, she will have no choice but to put gas in herself.

EDIT - Or, well, you could do this too if you want. Don't forget to change your clock, your preset radio stations (and stereo theft code if it has one) every time you do this....

I will disconnect the battery. Thnx guys

Hopefully she doesn't lose her job because she can't make it to work.

 

[RionaaM]

My dad gave it away to us, it was really old and required a lot of maintenance work ($1200). She hasnt really put a dime in it and drives it around like she ownes it. I cant even goto the gymmm
Fuck

Are you even reading the posts here? Stop acting like a coward and tell her to pay her share or get her own car. C'mon dude, how difficult can it be?

 

[plainr_]

Bro this is what I did last weekend on sunday. She had to go meet her clients and I told her 4 times to refuel the car before taking the highway. The next day I checked and there was minimal fuel in the car, it could have stopped at any second! This is how she rolls

Damn she's good. lol

She probably did put gas but only enough to get her around.

 

[chogidogs]

Banana in the tailpipe

haha, beat me to it.