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[barik]

Long Ball Larry, that's your new name.

 

[Ol No Bones]

ITT: people confuse big balls with saggy balls.

Its just gravity.

 

[old manatee]

This happened to Mr. Belvedere at a table read. I'm pretty sure he was hospitalized.

 

[ChaosZeroX]

Are you above the age of 60 OP?

 

[Gorger]

Bah

 

[Killer Queen]

If by painful you mean erotic.

You get aroused by laying on your own erection?

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

If you seriously have a problem with this, consider wearing a jockstrap 24/7...

 

[Arthr2ShdsJcksn]

Doesn't that make you sterile?

Ask my son. That tight-underwear sterilization nonsense is propaganda from the boxer-brief illuminati.

 

[Killer Queen]

Ask my son. That tight-underwear sterilization nonsense is propaganda from the boxer-brief illuminati.

Arthr2ShdsJcksn
member of the Tighty whitey society
(Today, 04:27 PM)

 

[OriginofHysteria]

If you seriously have a problem with this, consider wearing a jockstrap 24/7...

In a hockey game one of my testicles got pinched between my cup and my leg after getting hit there by a puck.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Are you into landscape photography?

 

[Two Words]

2 full pages and no South Park pictures?

 

[Semajer]

I once landed on my nuts after jumping from the top diving board at the swimming pool. It was bad. Don't think I've ever actually sat on them though, is this accurate: https://youtu.be/u6EIlKyIWWM?t=1398 ?

 

[Surface of Me]

Literally never sat on my nuts.

 

[Soodanim]

I've felt them hit the seat before my legs when I sit in a certain chair at work and I have to have get up to get something from a shelf above me. I am always reminded of Chevy Chase in Community.

 

[UltraGunner]

I never sat on em but I once accidently crushed them between my legs when I was doing jump lunges. It was not fun.

 

[Daingurse]

You get aroused by laying on your own erection?

Yes.

 

[formasymphonic]

Low hanging fruit.

I'm not gonna lie this killed me.

1) for the obvious joke
2) for the meta "stealth brag" thread blowback phenomenon that was inevitable

 

[Spiritwalker]

Is this a stealth brag thread?

this isn't something you brag about

 

[Shadax the wizard]

Are you into landscape photography?

Hahaa!

I've sat on my nuts once or twice, doing so an bicycle seat is really bad.

 

[sunofsam]

While sitting on them sucks, its the rollover shuffle that is the worst. Getting out of a car seat, or shuffling over on a bench can be a gamble.

 

[FyreWulff]

The worst is either the zipper or when you get the light tap that somehow ends you

 

[tkscz]

Wait, this isn't a thing that most guys experience? I thought it happens to every guy.

 

[moggio]

 

[Mohonky]

Literally never sat on my nuts.

Your lucky.

I've done it maybe 3 times from memory. It is excruciating. I don't even understand how it's possibly, like I couldn't actually do it on purpose and yet somehow I have done it those few times by accident. I don't even know how they managed to get there but they did.

 

[Always-honest]

Are you having a feaver?

 

[Subpar Scrub]

If you think that's bad, try accidentally walking on them

Th...thanks dad...

 

[MindGamingMantis]

Luckily I'm not hung enough to have my dick touch the water or have balls dropped down to my knees.

 

[Tarkus]

Wait, this isn't a thing that most guys experience? I thought it happens to every guy.

It's happened to me a handful of times. I'm pretty sure this is simply GAF being GAF.

 

[Hoo-doo]

Wait, this isn't a thing that most guys experience? I thought it happens to every guy.

Dude. No.

A normal scrotum isn't long enough to get underneath your legs or ass while seated ever. But there are anomalies like the OP.

 

[Apt101]

Taking a hungover shit in a backwoods, un air conditioned restroom in the dead of summer is up there. North Carolina circa 2005 for me. It was an assault on every sense, and I even got sick afterwards.

 

[Voyevoda]

This is why boxer briefs > boxers.

This.

I've never had that problem, of sitting on my bollocks.

 

[Zombine]

Anyone every knock your testicles with the heel of your foot when you sit down with your legs crossed? Left nut corner pocket of pain.

 

[internetwolf]

My balls are cute and beautiful. I hope they never get huge and saggy like OPs

 

[ffdgh]

Wait, this isn't a thing that most guys experience? I thought it happens to every guy.

Nope never had this happen ever. Boxer brief master race.

 

[Bronx-Man]

My balls are cute and beautiful. I hope they never get huge and saggy like OPs

There is no need for ball-shaming in this thread.

 

[Hoo-doo]

Anyone every knock your testicles with the heel of your foot when you sit down with your legs crossed? Left nut corner pocket of pain.

I'm going to need a MS paint drawing for this one.

 

[iceatcs]

Never knew this was possible.

 

[Tarkus]

You guys have never leaned to the side to reach for something and rolled a nut when returning to sitting upright?

 

[Shadybiz]

No the worst is when I sit down too quickly without pants on and my penis hits me on the chin. Straight up knockout button.

 

[Zombine]

I'm going to need a MS paint drawing for this one.

hope this helps.

 

[internetwolf]

There is no need for ball-shaming in this thread.

He describes his balls himself this is no shame

 

[triplestation]

Sat down in car
They were not properly supported
Pain shot up to my eyeballs

This is my favorite poem

 

[sirap]

That's why you get them botoxed. Chappelle had the right idea.