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[joetachi]

It looks like one of those games you see on tv shows that are obviously not real, but this one is real.

 

[Juke Joint Jezebel]

Dat Microsoft Sam voice about 2:23 in.

"You ookay let's go follow me ookay ookay".

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Zomba13]

Looks like one of those games that is made to be terrible so that people talk shit about it on youtube and people buy it to see how shit it is.

 

[Kriken]

The most cinematic game in years

 

[tapedeck]

Thread title is accurate..

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Its better than anything I could make.

 

[Conkerkid11]

Maybe... they already did...

Oh my god, those stretch goals.

How did I miss this?

Its better than anything I could make.

You would be surprised.

 

[nkarafo]

Running at 10 FPS is just the dev's artistic vision guys, c'mon.

More like 3 or 4.

 

[Bold One]

the link is broken, the video keeps stuttering

 

[cirrhosis]

Utter shit.

It's going to make it through Greenlight somehow. I expect it to get money thanks to the 'Bad Rats' effect.

 

[Ryuuga]

I want to rescue one dog, but the enemies get invisible plz help.

 

[Compsiox]

This must be the next Bad Rats everyone vote for it right now. I will send it to you all come Easter.

 

[Kriken]

More like 3 or 4.

Per second or minute?

 

[Fury451]

I've never seen someone make a game with PowerPoint before.

 

[AGoodODST]

There was a cheetah for some reason.

 

[themagicalkitsune]

So intense the frame rates fainted.

 

[astroturfing]

what's the plot of the game? seems like the writing could use some work..

also what framerate/resolution are they targeting on the PS4 version? anyone know?

 

[Rösti]

It appears Digpex (the "studio" behind this) is operated by a guy named Edward Boateng who lives in Colorado. Got this info from a whois search, there's no info on the website (http://digpexgames.com/). Seems to have developed a bunch of really bad looking apps for Android/Google Play.

 

[marrec]

Maybe we shouldn't reward shitty design with even facetious excitement.

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

shut down the internet. we're done here.

 

[IndoAssassin]

mission is not complete until you have successfully rescue certain number of bogs.

What I have always wanted in a bideo game. To rescue bogs. GOAT.

 

[Haunted]

I encourage the spirit of Greenlight offering an opportunity to literally anyone to break into the business.

But the amount of "babby's first game" entries on it make it really, really hard to wade through.

 

[ArkhamFantasy]

I cant watch a video with that kind of framerate.

 

[ship it]

OK I love this and please keep the framerate as an option

 

[DidntKnowJack]

Ugh. Only running at 30 fps. Unacceptable.

 

[thelatestmodel]

you rescue one dog

 

[Nudull]

Better than The Last Guardian could ever be.

 

[Wulfram]

Punk Game?

 

[VariantX]

God this frame rate. Totally running at a blistering 60 frames per minute.

 

[DMiz]

That frame rate.

You'd think that the developers would at least try to mask it by speeding the video up to make it look...

... Well, no, actually, no. You can visually SEE the guy skip through space with minimal input.

 

[Zach]

Haha...

 

[Nintendojitsu]

 

[Japanmanx3]

Oh man when he starts reading the description lol. I died.

 

[ODDI]

I cant watch a video with that kind of framerate.

Oh that was a video?!? Really thought it was a slideshow of screenshots.

 

[John Rabbit]

Punk Game?

i understand this reference.


was does it say about me that the only real dealbreaker here is the framerate?

 

[Darknight]

No Vita version? Damn it, its dead guys.

 

[Sölf]

This. This right here. GOTY confirmed, it can't get any better this year.

 

[CoffeeKillquest]

God bless Jim Sterling for making this video.

 

[rjc571]

I'm glad that the developer chose to make the game run at 2 fps, because it allowed him to increase the visual fidelity as the trailer clearly demonstrates. I would never choose to give up that awesome eye candy for a smooth framerate. I can barely tell the difference between 2 fps and 60 fps anyways.

 

[SOME-MIST]

Looks like something that belongs in Xavier Renegade Angel.

my first thought exactly hahaha

 

[theHFIC]

Anyone know if there will be any type of VR support with with this when it ships? Seems like a natural fit.

 

[Purple Cheeto]

The good thing about Unity3D is it made making games easier.

The bad thing about Unity3D is it made making games easier.

Maybe we shouldn't reward shitty design with even facetious excitement.

But how will the YouTubers eat?

 

[Compsiox]

Anyone know if there will be any type of VR support with with this when it ships? Seems like a natural fit.

9.0FPS IS PERFECT FOR VR! LUCKEY SAYS SO!

 

[Toxi]

 

[lazygecko]

Is this like a Vaporwave game?

 

[Buttonbasher]

Looks like the Steam Greenlight page, and developers video uploads have been pulled.

 

[blame space]

the framerate is destroying my brain

 

[Sinatar]

Looks like the Steam Greenlight page, and developers video uploads have been pulled.

So it has, surprising really.

 

[Watevaman]

the human eye can't tell the difference between 60 fps and 5 fps

 

[DryvBy]

I need to be a crappy programmer.

People will buy anything for the irony. The real irony is that the crappy programmers are making money from the people that say EA makes bad games.