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[QuantumSquid]

goldfish suck

the cheese flavor is so mild and they gunk up your teeth way too quickly

 

[Samus4145]

Jalapeno and Ranch Ruffles.

 

[JaseMath]

Trail Mix. It's "good" for you, right? Until you eat 1,000 ounces of it because you can't stop yourself, you addict.

 

[norm9]

Fried chicken. Ribs. Hostess snack cupcakes and ding dongs.

 

[Choomp]

Tiny crumbles and a dribble of milk down my chin are all that remain.

gross

does ass count

Gross! Jesus

Clementines/Tangerines are my answer

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

Sweet chili Doritos and Snyder's honey mustard pretzel bites

 

[Painguy]

I guarantee this will be the best thing youll ever put in your mouth

 

[AColdDay]

I have no self control with sour jellybeans

 

[crap monkey]

:O

Holy shit. Such a thing exists??

Right? I fucking want some.

 

[RipperGrim]

Sainsbury's make these coconut choc chip cookies that I am so ridiculously addicted to.

 

[Ceekus]

Rosemary and Olive Oil Triscuits never survive long in my presence.

For breakfast, I've had to stop buying Great Grains Crunchy Pecans. I could not stop eating 2-3 bowls a day, reliably adding about a pound a month.

 

[Redd]

I can eat Tropical Dots forever.

 

[KeyBladerXIII]

Chips Ahoy!

Any kind: original, soft, brownie filled, fudge, peanut butter, etc.

It will be gone and you will be left with nothing.

 

[Kenai]

I WILL eat the whole bag regardless of size so I rarely buy them anymore.

 

[Queen Vulpix]

Chips Ahoy!

Any kind: original, soft, brownie filled, fudge, peanut butter, etc.

It will be gone and you will be left with nothing.

Sorry to tell you but I will have devoured that package of original long before you can even reach for it! :3

 

[Vorheez]

Milk chocolate almonds fuck me right up

 

[luckygodzilla]

Green apple hi-chew.

It will be gone in seconds.

 

[BRYCKER]

Green apple hi-chew.

It will be gone in seconds.

Hi-Chews! I never knew they existed until they appeared at my job (some company used them for marketing ass-kissery) and HOLY FUCK I went out and bought a pound at least.

 

[ImaLemming]

Sour Creme and Cheddar, Sour Creme and Onion, or All Dressed Ruffles

And last Halloween, I went through more bags of these than I care to admit:

 

[Icyflamez96]

I refrain from buying this in packs. Only get them one at a time from gas stations and such.

One time a few months ago my mom brought home a whole 8 pack (multuplied by 2 = how many individual pastries there were) and I had them all eaten in under 36 hours.


Oh and I stopped buying cereal years ago. Guess why. The few times I do, I leave it at my friend's house which greatly limits my access to it.

 

[SargerusBR]

 

[Joeku]

I'm a popcornoisseur. Fuck everything else.

 

[t-storm]

I just punished a whole bag of Ruffles all dressed chips tonight.

I'm a disgusting swine

 

[ThisIsMyDogKyle]

Mashed Potatoes, I've never met anyone that likes them anywhere near as much as me and I don't get why, they're so unbelievably good.

 

[Dreez]

LOL yup those fuckin Oreos.

I haven't had any in like half a year and I avoid buying it at the store but if for some chance or fate... I'm eating the whole damn thing.

 

[Dislocated]

Trail Mix. It's "good" for you, right? Until you eat 1,000 ounces of it because you can't stop yourself, you addict.

AHHHHHH this is what I came here to say. I don't allow myself to actually buy trail mix anymore, because I'll eat like 40000000000 calories of it in one sitting. I cannot stop myself from it.

Potato chips, cookies, candy bars - I can limit myself to a a serving. But trail mix, oh man. Can't resist it.

 

[t-storm]

Ranch Ruffles.

WHAT

these exist... where can I find them

 

[Previous]

bow down to your god mortals

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Honestly? Pasta. I can eat embarrassing amounts of pasta. It's the best comfort food out there.

Same with really good quality bread.

 

[wamberz1]

*Salivates*

 

[Jerm411]

 

[Fantastical]

BBQ Baked Lays

I love them... also tart blueberries.

 

[Wood Man]

Haribo gummie bears are the best gummie bears.You guys ever eat too many your stomach hurts? That's my problem with these.

 

[Wag]

 

[causan]

These never last a day in my household.

 

[Not]

Doritos

Ugh. Can't stop myself. I hate like, every other chip too.

 

[Grug]

Donuts. I have to buy them individually because if a buy a box I will just pound them into me until they're gone.

 

[KHlover]

 

[ohkay]

Chips and guac, at least until i run out of guac

 

[TheChewyWaffles]

 

[discospider]

These and the Jalapeno ones. If I had any less self-control I'd just blend a pack into powder and snort the shit.

These taste really weird to me

Honey mustard is the best though.

Yep

 

[discospider]

These things from Sam's Club are great

 

[3N16MA]

I just ate some salted cashews and realized I could eat the entire thing without thinking about it.

I eat about 5-10 peanuts and I'm done.

 

[Kas]

Any box of Brown Sugar poptarts will not survive till the next day, no matter how large.

The bigger the box, the more I see it as a challenge.

 

[MonkeyKing]

Bought these new corn bread chips from Trader Joes... The kid and I demolished the bag in a matter of minutes. Just insanely good.

 

[DietRob]

I dump a bag of Oreos on the floor and eat the Oreos off the floor like the animal piece of shit I am.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Synder's buffalo wing flavored pretzel pieces.

This and Gardetto's

 

[The Driver]

Carbs and sugar are my weakness. I'll smash a box of poptarts, oreos, brownies, donuts, etc on my own. Diabetes is also on both sides of my family and I'm the only thin one despite having the worst sweet tooth. No cavities either so far lol. I've tried to tone it down by just staying away from sugar in general though for a couple of years.

This is the greatest dessert in the world. I can eat a whole fucking box in a sitting. Goddamn they're delicious.

FUCK, this is sexy.

 

[Plum]

TIL Americans have crisps in cardboard boxes and cartons

On Topic: Another vote for Choco Leibniz. The GOAT biscuits.

Paprika Pringles as well. They're right at my spice threshold yet taste so damn good. It's difficult for me to keep a tube for more than two days.

Also these:

The best Haribo sweets by far. My local corner shop is the only place I know that stocks them. Sometimes I go in and buy 2 or 3 7-packs in one go and they'll all be gone a few days later.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

dried raspberries, mangoes, pineapples, nuts, etc, etc. I'm a goddamn addict.