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[Rorschach]

Is he a Misfits fan or something?

 

[lightless_shado]

How can they not have video footage of this animal?

 

[mysticwhip]

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/...sneezes-new-species-science-discovered-eaten/

I think that it's dead.
Did they chop it's dick off?

 

[Amir0x]

goddamn that is one epic fucking tail

also: SCARIEST MONKEY EVER

 

[thefit]

Actually it looks like Biever from that mag cover, someone please photoshop those two together

 

[zoku88]

goddamn that is one epic fucking tail

also: SCARIEST MONKEY EVER

Huh,from the picture, it doesn't look that long compared to his body, as say, a spider monkey.

 

[mysticwhip]

I was right, it is dead in that pic. eeeeewww

The only scientifically observed specimen (pictured above) had been killed by local hunters the time researchers found it?and was eaten soon after.

Also, that dick was definitely choped. In fact, if you look closely, they slashed it's stomach too.

 

[JDSN]

Tunnel snake!

 

[DeSo]

Looks like Michael Jackson.

Holy shit.

 

[BertramCooper]

How can they not have video footage of this animal?

It secludes itself in its lavish monkey nest, completely cut off from the outside world.

 

[Amir0x]

Huh,from the picture, it doesn't look that long compared to his body, as say, a spider monkey.

but i was told it was 140% of its total body @_@

 

[Jeramii]

lol its hair makes him look emo

where i'm from they'd cap your bandwidth right about now.

 

[lightless_shado]

It secludes itself in its lavish monkey nest, completely cut off from the outside world.

Of course. I'm sure it uses elaborate disguises as well so people mistake it for another creature. What a fascinating specimen.