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So a pitbull walks into a barbershop...

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vanty said:
My labrador would have been way more aggressive than that dog if people were attacking her like that. It's amazing how chilled it was with a dozen guys going crazy all around it.
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My Dachshund is more violent then that, thank God he's barely above my ankles. That dog was pretty chill for it's situation.
 
Just watched the alternate view, the dog wasn't even attacking them it was just playing around just like my own dogs. Bunch of pussies. Still if it actually bit some kids then it probably needs to be put down anyway.
 
Zee-Row said:
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I lol'd.
 
I couldn't stop laughing at them, especially in the second video. The dog just wants to play and they're reacting like its gonna kill them.
 
Xanathus said:
Just watched the alternate view, the dog wasn't even attacking them it was just playing around just like my own dogs. Bunch of pussies. Still if it actually bit some kids then it probably needs to be put down anyway.
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Riiight.

I'll be sure to call you up if I see a pit bull chasing someone. You can cuddle it till it falls asleep.
 
Kayo-kun said:
I couldn't stop laughing at them, especially in the second video. The dog just wants to play and they're reacting like its gonna kill them.
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uh watch the video more closely, he bit a dude's leg. If we could get proper audio we'd probably be able to hear it growling, he was mad as hell.
 
lightless_shado said:
uh watch the video more closely, he bit a dude's leg. If we could get proper audio we'd probably be able to hear it growling, he was mad as hell.
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But he just wants to play brah!

:lol

And just saw the kid fall over in the other video..
 
lightless_shado said:
uh watch the video more closely, he bit a dude's leg. If we could get proper audio we'd probably be able to hear it growling, he was mad as hell.
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Lol I totally missed that.
 
Xanathus said:
Just watched the alternate view, the dog wasn't even attacking them it was just playing around just like my own dogs. Bunch of pussies. Still if it actually bit some kids then it probably needs to be put down anyway.
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This.

personally though, Dogs are too unpredictable. I understand why even the sight of a dog excited can instill fear in people who dont understand them.

Edit: No actuallly it was attacking....never mind.
 
ajf009 said:
its not hard to put a dog in a headlock man..
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That's what I would of done. Grabbed the dog and put him in a mouth lock. Id hold his mouth closed like they do crocs and gators. They should of ganged up on it and put it outside and called the animal control.
 
I love how at around the 35second mark the guy with the blow dryer first tries to blow hot air on it, realises how stupid he is, so proceeds to just hairdryer hit the poor dog...
 
That was hilarious, I love it how the black guy tried to hit the dog with a hair dryer but it was still plugged into the wall.
 
hahah, at the guy with the switchblade.

why did they have to be black? it seems like pitbulls and black people go together.
 
LM4sure said:
hahah, at the guy with the switchblade.

why did they have to be black? it seems like pitbulls and black people go together.
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kekeke

Going from the second video it looks like it was chasing a white guy, who ran into the barber shop to try and get away.
 
irfan said:
Should not have clicked that. Now I'll never look at "Awww cute dogs" the same way again.
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I find it amazing that people don't know about this side of dogs. Aggression is communication in all dogs - you don't have to be a dog expert to know this.
 
Can't really blame those guys, despite how hilarious it was to watch. Pitbull's have a reputation these days; there's no harm in playing it safe and assuming that fucker will clench its jaw solid if it ever gets its teeth into you. I mean, the dog looked more playful than rabid, but I wouldn't take chances with a pitbull.
 
Not sure how anyone can find this funny. It's fucked up on both sides. I'm an animal lover and even though it's sad to admit this dog should be put down unfortunately. It's probably been trained/tried to be put into fighting or something and there likely isn't much hope to bring it back to being 'normal' or whatever. The guy's are trying to protect themselves as best they can I just can't laugh at this video at all.

Vagabundo said:
okay, that did give me some lulz...

EDIT where are the pitbull defence team?
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Here reporting for duty. Pitbulls are aggressive but if raised in a normal loving household will pose no threat (or extremely little chance) like this unless it feels threatened. There is no reason to kill them off because shit people will find a new dog to abuse. Kill off the assholes who turn these dogs into this.
 
Surprised the typical pitbull defense force hasn't arrived in great numbers yet.

Angry Fork said:
Not sure how anyone can find this funny. It's fucked up on both sides. I'm an animal lover and even though it's sad to admit this dog should be put down unfortunately. It's probably been trained/tried to be put into fighting or something and there likely isn't much hope to bring it back to being 'normal' or whatever. The guy's are trying to protect themselves as best they can I just can't laugh at this video at all.


Here reporting for duty. Pitbulls are aggressive but if raised in a normal loving household will pose no threat (or extremely little chance) like this unless it feels threatened. There is no reason to kill them off because shit people will find a new dog to abuse. Kill off the assholes who turn these dogs into this.
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Spoke too soon.
 
Vagabundo said:
GAF has a defence force for everything.
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Wrong, previous owner of a pit bull here. It was raised inside the house, learnt to love and be loved by people. Became a little antisocial because we wouldn't get it out. That meant that:


a) other dogs would abuse it ever so often
b) it never hurt a cat or never minded them
c) it was easily scared

people would see it an switch sides on the street, but the poor dog never ever even growled at anything and was kind and caring (if a little dumb) till it's last breath :-(
 
DeaconKnowledge said:
These guys were afraid of injuring the dog for some reason. Not one person tried to kick it.
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I was wondering if any of these guys actually have feet... because leaning down to punch a dog in the face puts your neck at risk. Not a clever move.

A kick to the head just risks a foot. You'll live without it.
 
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