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[Dilbert]

The ability to "whack our sticks" is a gift from god. Not doing it is like spitting in his face.

Actually, doing it is like spitting in his face too.

 

[Cosmic Bus]

I'll generally go about a week or so, and then it's out of necessity more than enjoyment.

 

[Tchu-Espresso]

I'm 30 and have never "whacked my stick", ever.

Women FTW.

What a load of bullshit.

 

[LakeEarth]

I tried this a few months ago. I think I lasted two days :lol

Actually I discovered that I need to do it once a day. Sometimes when I went out with my friends I'd be crabby and pissed off for no reason and my friends had no idea why I'd sometimes snap at them. I realized its when I didn't get a chance to do it in the space between work and going out :lol

 

[HolyStar]

A few weeks in middle school when I was depressed, otherwise, I do it alot.

 

[DaCocoBrova]

When my ex lived w/ me, I'd rail her (put her to sleep) and then sit at the computer for round two, paranoid that she might open up her eyes at the wrong time.

Moral: Having a gorgeous live-in GF is not the cure to chronic masturbation.

 

[Costanza]

12 hours on average

 

[HolyStar]

12 hours on average

 

[shpankey]

when i joined the army when i was 17 [back in 88] i had to go months without jacking due to the nature of basic training and lack of availability... one night, while sleeping, i just came all over my bunk just thinking about sex. the splooge was monumental. i didn't know what to do or how to cover up the mass amount of evidence. so i just went to sleep.

another time, in my late twenties, i decided to give up jacking. during a doctors exam, it was found my prostrate was swollen. my female doctor cocked her head sideways and said i needed to jack more. this was after having her finger up my ass. medically speaking, i had to oblige.

 

[fistfulofmetal]

another time, in my late twenties, i decided to give up jacking. during a doctors exam, it was found my prostrate was swollen. my female doctor cocked her head sideways and said i needed to jack more. this was after having her finger up my ass. medically speaking, i had to oblige.

Thats hot.



On Topic: About twice a day... on average.

 

[GSG Flash]

What if I have never whacked my stick...ever?

 

[WickedAngel]

*lie detector explodes*

:lol

 

[fistfulofmetal]

What if I have never whacked my stick...ever?

 

[sedaku]

As long as I want to

I am master of my domain.

Spoiler

Not really

 

[Fireblend]

:lol About a couple of weeks? Last time was like a week because I was really sick. That sucked.



:lol

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

Man, some of you guys can be terribly weak sauce. These days, I go once or twice every 1-2 weeks on a regular basis. Some times I'll get caught in a more frequented stretch for about a week or two, but man, you guys are out of your teens and still wanking it more than once daily? :lol Must get pretty tired.

 

[Femmeworth]

Last year I went about a month or so without doing it. Looking back, I don't know how I had the willpower.

 

[Relix]

Every 3 days, but sometimes every 24 hours and in extreme cases like 3 times per day. It's just natural... I have a girlfriend but sometimes you just want to do it =P.

 

[Insertia]

Back in middle/high school every ****ing day. Got a full time job and went to college and I went like a year or so before I realized that the thought hadn't even crossed my mind during that period. After that it was like once or twice a month. Now that I have a career and girlfriend I'm too busy or stressed to even think about giving 'ol pecker a beating.

 

[Mau ®]

About 2 weeks...

It feels even better when at least let a week go by.

 

[pCeSlAyEr]

longest was probably a little over a month.

now maybe 2 - 3 weeks tops... wet dreams are no fun

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

Longest was probably like 6 weeks.


The better question is how long do your sessions last?

I think I did a 5 hour up and down session once. My dick was raw for like two days.

 

[Powerslave]

I can don't whack my stick AHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE ARE MY SEDATIVES

Clearly it was written with one hand.

:lol

 

[Powerslave]

The better question is how long do your sessions last?

I think I did a 5 hour up and down session once. My dick was raw for like two days.

The problem with long sessions is that you try to save the climax for the perfect moment and you spend too much time worrying about it, while you know you're gonna blow at the worst time and that it's gonna feel like shit anyway, wasting that much time for a laughable orgasm. It always happens.

 

[Rorschach]

 

[besada]

The better question is how long do your sessions last?

I think I did a 5 hour up and down session once. My dick was raw for like two days.

I've never jerked that long. Never. If it takes longer than thirty minutes, I've got something more productive to do with my time. Besides, I'd hurt my wrist.

 

[Gio_CoD]

Maybe like a week?

 

[thatbox]

went 2 weeks the other week. hardest two weeks ever.

Funny.

 

[ZAK]

12 years.

 

[Ryck]

Im doing it right now...

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

ok gaf..........im starting(to not beat my meat) today.......lets see how long i can go
and im going by the honor system hopefully this thread will still be up

 

[SnakeswithLasers]

I've been trying to ignore this thread but the title is just to awesome.

'So how long can you don't 'whack' your stick?'

That should be a band name.

LIVE! TONIGHT! SOLD OUT!

So How Long Can You Don't Whack Your Stick
Also Featuring:
The Philandering Nieces
-&-
Rocketships Aren't Carnivores

 

[SnakeswithLasers]

ok gaf..........im starting(to not beat my meat) today.......lets see how long i can go
and im going by the honor system hopefully this thread will still be up

This thread will still be up because it isn't getting locked 2 minutes ago unless Hitokage discovers time travel.

 

[Wes]

Wonder how long I'd last... I'll stop today too and see how I fare!

 

[radios shipping overview]

another time, in my late twenties, i decided to give up jacking. during a doctors exam, it was found my prostrate was swollen. my female doctor cocked her head sideways and said i needed to jack more. this was after having her finger up my ass. medically speaking, i had to oblige.

There you have it, folks. Validation!

 

[Mikazuki]

I'm pretty sure I did it yesterday, but not today. Like I said earlier, I did 40 days before. If you guys want to have a contest, I'm pretty sure I can beat you all and come out the winner.

Do nocturnal emissions disqualify you?

Why should start a contest thread...

 

[JoeMartin]

A week? 2 tops? I don't really whack it when I'm home at my house though. For some reason I always feel the need to jerk it in places that I really really should not. More exciting I guess.

 

[Karakand]

when i joined the army when i was 17 [back in 88] i had to go months without jacking due to the nature of basic training and lack of availability... one night, while sleeping, i just came all over my bunk just thinking about sex. the splooge was monumental. i didn't know what to do or how to cover up the mass amount of evidence. so i just went to sleep.

:lol Oh man

 

[Fireblend]

I'm pretty sure I did it yesterday, but not today. Like I said earlier, I did 40 days before. If you guys want to have a contest, I'm pretty sure I can beat you all and come out the winner.

Do nocturnal emissions disqualify you?

Why should start a contest thread...

This would be fun :lol

 

[PleoMax]

I don't do it. I tried, but my imagination just ain't strong enough, and my hand just doesn't feel that good.

I would like to get off to it, but i just ain't able to. Doesn't help that i can't get myself to concentrate while doing it for more than 5 minutes, then it gets mechanical and i start thinking about other shit and just loose it.

 

[vas_a_morir]

As you get older, you it's easier to go several days. You go like 5 days and say "wow, I haven't whacked it in a while. that might be fun."

BUT, in 7th grade, oh my God, it consumed my thoughts all day during school. Had to every day.

 

[YakiSOBA]

actually my gf is coming to visit me this weekend, so i havent beat the stick for about 4 days now

 

[NomarTyme]

actually my gf is coming to visit me this weekend, so i havent beat the stick for about 4 days now

Getting ready for the money shot eh?

 

[SnakeswithLasers]

I don't do it. I tried, but my imagination just ain't strong enough, and my hand just doesn't feel that good.

I would like to get off to it, but i just ain't able to. Doesn't help that i can't get myself to concentrate while doing it for more than 5 minutes, then it gets mechanical and i start thinking about other shit and just loose it.

Also - liar.

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

I don't do it. I tried, but my imagination just ain't strong enough, and my hand just doesn't feel that good.

I would like to get off to it, but i just ain't able to. Doesn't help that i can't get myself to concentrate while doing it for more than 5 minutes, then it gets mechanical and i start thinking about other shit and just loose it.

Did you try looking at pictures of men?

 

[AZ Greg]

I'm 30 and have never "whacked my stick", ever.

Women FTW.

C'mon, you know you want to!

 

[PleoMax]

Did you try looking at pictures of men?

I can't even get my dick hard thinking about men. Thinking about women makes me hard quick. I guess animals are the next step?

Maybe that or...i have a low sperm count? Maybe i should go see a doctor. For example i have a hard time coming with a condom on. It's a demanding dick.

 

[Rorschach]

I can't even get my dick hard thinking about men. Thinking about women makes me hard quick. I guess animals are the next step?

Maybe that or...i have a low sperm count? Maybe i should go see a doctor. For example i have a hard time coming with a condom on. It's a demanding dick.

Low sperm count has nothing to do with losing an erection. It's not like a bunch of sperm are in there pushing against the walls holding up your member.

 

[PleoMax]

Low sperm count has nothing to do with losing an erection. It's not like a bunch of sperm are in there pushing against the walls holding up your member.

I don't loose an erection, i just can't come while jerking off. And as time passes by and i can't come, i lose the enthusiasm, and that's when i "quit".

Maybe i want things done too quick. Maybe i should whack it while watching a movie or some shit, so i keep myself in the scene.

 

[vas_a_morir]

You need some kinkier porn. Problem solved.