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here's something that i pull out for encouragement once in a while... an old roommate of mine... ugliest, skinniest, buck-toothed dude. His girlfriend was a drop dead sexy half Korean 110 Lb beauty. He met her while he was working at a pizza place, heh. This dude had swagger and non-arrogant confidence, something someone that ugly doesn't usually have. However, it was all he needed.

After he broke up with that girl (wtf), he had another in days. Unbelievable, and a constant source of inspiration.
 
Fight for Freeform said:
I would never demean myself to ask a girl out. THEY are supposed to be asking YOU out.

They'll have to pick a number and when their turn comes up, give them a call.

That's right, there's supposed to be a ****ing lineup for you.
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Win.
 
Borci88 said:
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:lol
 
teruterubozu said:
eeeewww? Wow. Are you a mouth-breather perhaps?
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Umm, how would she know this unless she kissed him? Unless you mean that he breathed so hard through his mouth that she felt the breeze, even though I haven't ever met a person like this.
 
GSG Flash said:
Umm, how would she know this unless she kissed him? Unless you mean that he breathed so hard through his mouth that she felt the breeze, even though I haven't ever met a person like this.
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:lol Oh man, I'm dyin'
 
SlackMage said:
and she responded. "eww." i'm never gonna ask a girl out ever again!
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She most likely said, "uhhhhhhh," while thinking of an excuse not to go out on a date. That's not so bad. Dude, you've been this offended, how much worse can it get?


This is a total invitation to ask out the hottest chicks you can find because they can never humiliate you as much as you were. You are on the first steps to becoming a pick-up artist.
 
You know what you should've done after getting that response, right?

Make sure that you'd have to pass her to get to wherever you want to go, then walk up to her and say:

MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY
 
SlackMage said:
it still hurt my feelings
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Just realize that talking to girls in general let alone asking them out requires practice. The more you practice, the more comfortable you'll be, and won't botch an attempt once you've got it down.

Not to say you botched this one. If a girls responded with 'eww' you're 100% better off not having anything to do with her again. So it's win win =)
 
I got a answer like that once. Back in high school. Come to think of it, that was the last time I ever asked out a girl.

You need to get over there, pull her by the hair and slap her around a bit, make her see things your way. It's sorta required in art of persuaiding someone.
 
kinda the same thing happened with me -- knew a girl form my bio lab class that seemed to like me at least in some way (as a friend or whatever), and we were partners for most of the labs in class. i asked her out to a movie later on, and she said she was busy 2 weekends in a row...so i dropped it. they were some lame excuses like "i'm going to my parents house" and "i'm doing a social event at the dorms"

yeahhhhh...............not exactly an "ewww" but may as well have been.
 
davepoobond said:
kinda the same thing happened with me -- knew a girl form my bio lab class that seemed to like me at least in some way (as a friend or whatever), and we were partners for most of the labs in class. i asked her out to a movie later on, and she said she was busy 2 weekends in a row...so i dropped it. they were some lame excuses like "i'm going to my parents house" and "i'm doing a social event at the dorms"

yeahhhhh...............not exactly an "ewww" but may as well have been.
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thats even worse

i still love you dave
 
Bud said:
thats even worse

i still love you dave
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:(

at least i tried ::runs away crying::


she'd repeatedly tell me how she thought i was funny, too. i even had the "asshole" angle covered by making fun of this dude who liked the Clippers a lot.

i dunno, i was probably aiming too high
 
Bud said:
was she hot?
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yeah pretty much. not the hottest girl i've ever seen, but she was quite attractive. not to mention she has a really good personality and listens to the same kind of music i do (which gains a lot of points in my book). she didn't take things super seriously
 
Bud said:
was this before or after you became the ultimate-cassier? :D
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before. it was before i even reached Level 2, actually.

maybe THAT was my problem. i needed to get more experience. but how do you get experience if you keep losing? this battle system SUCKS
 
Way back in sixth grade there was this girl who was a friend of mine. She sat next to me in class. Sometimes she'd have bad days (other girls were mean to her- probably jealous that she was so well-endowed), and I'd cheer her up. She was the only girl until then that had laughed at my jokes. She was funny too, but she was also smart, nice, and well... pretty.

So one day it's me, her, and another friend of ours who was infatuated with Lara Croft (so much that he brought the latest EGM to drool over during recess). They start talking about who likes who. He says Lara Croft (obviously). Then they turn to me. For some reason I just didn't make up shit. Once she asked if I liked someone in the class it was A) either admit I liked her or B) start a rumor that I liked someone else. So the two of them start rattling off the names of girls in our class and she narrows it down to herself. Man. The look in her eyes. It was like I had killed a family member right in front of her or something. She didn't say anything for the rest of the day, and I didn't even attempt to see her for the rest of the week.

Not long after, she tells her friends about my crush on her, and they come up to me and ask why I liked her. Again, being honest, I just start naming the specifics: that she was smart, funny, nice, etc... Then they start pussyfooting around something and I figure out that they thought I liked her because she had big breasts which was completely not the case (didn't even register in my head back then). She must've been very insecure about her body back then. A year later, my sister saw her at the school for some reason, and wrote a little note to me plus her phone number. Never saw her again though.
 
That story is really messed up.

Honestly, if she was going to react like that, you were better off without her. Everyone has different standards, but an 'ewww' is way out of line.

Don't let it beat you up though. It can be strange, sometimes you have to find your niche. I really sucked at picking up girls back in Canada, but foreign girls, for some reason, found me quite attractive (which I have no problem with ;) ). So again, don't let it bother you, you'll find a kind or type that likes you eventually.
 
AniHawk said:
Way back in sixth grade there was this girl who was a friend of mine. She sat next to me in class. Sometimes she'd have bad days (other girls were mean to her- probably jealous that she was so well-endowed), and I'd cheer her up. She was the only girl until then that had laughed at my jokes. She was funny too, but she was also smart, nice, and well... pretty.

So one day it's me, her, and another friend of ours who was infatuated with Lara Croft (so much that he brought the latest EGM to drool over during recess). They start talking about who likes who. He says Lara Croft (obviously). Then they turn to me. For some reason I just didn't make up shit. Once she asked if I liked someone in the class it was A) either admit I liked her or B) start a rumor that I liked someone else. So the two of them start rattling off the names of girls in our class and she narrows it down to herself. Man. The look in her eyes. It was like I had killed a family member right in front of her or something. She didn't say anything for the rest of the day, and I didn't even attempt to see her for the rest of the week.

Not long after, she tells her friends about my crush on her, and they come up to me and ask why I liked her. Again, being honest, I just start naming the specifics: that she was smart, funny, nice, etc... Then they start pussyfooting around something and I figure out that they thought I liked her because she had big breasts which was completely not the case (didn't even register in my head back then). She must've been very insecure about her body back then. A year later, my sister saw her at the school for some reason, and wrote a little note to me plus her phone number. Never saw her again though.
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what a lovely story.
 
I've gotten worse than eww. Hell, I've gotten worse when I didn't even ask the girl out yet.

This was via online dating. Saw a girl who had a picture of her pushing a friend of hers into a dryer.
So I sent her the following message:

When I was a little kid, I was playing hide and seek with my baby sitter. I was... I don't know... 8ish? Well as my hiding spot I climbed inside the dryer and closed the door.

Yup

So the baby sitter comes in and hears me inside of the dryer. And being the smart bastard that he is, he thinks it would be hilarious to turn it on.

That was *not* fun.

So what's the story behind your picture? I hope your friend didn't have to live through my same nightmare of an experience.
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This was the reply:

Um who exactly are you? Do I know you? Do I want to know you? If so could you give me any good reasons why because quite frankly you kind of freak me out...creep me out more so...
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But honestly? I prefer the insulting/unique rejections. At least it gives me a story to tell and laugh about.
 
AniHawk said:
Way back in sixth grade there was this girl who was a friend of mine. She sat next to me in class. Sometimes she'd have bad days (other girls were mean to her- probably jealous that she was so well-endowed), and I'd cheer her up. She was the only girl until then that had laughed at my jokes. She was funny too, but she was also smart, nice, and well... pretty.

So one day it's me, her, and another friend of ours who was infatuated with Lara Croft (so much that he brought the latest EGM to drool over during recess). They start talking about who likes who. He says Lara Croft (obviously). Then they turn to me. For some reason I just didn't make up shit. Once she asked if I liked someone in the class it was A) either admit I liked her or B) start a rumor that I liked someone else. So the two of them start rattling off the names of girls in our class and she narrows it down to herself. Man. The look in her eyes. It was like I had killed a family member right in front of her or something. She didn't say anything for the rest of the day, and I didn't even attempt to see her for the rest of the week.

Not long after, she tells her friends about my crush on her, and they come up to me and ask why I liked her. Again, being honest, I just start naming the specifics: that she was smart, funny, nice, etc... Then they start pussyfooting around something and I figure out that they thought I liked her because she had big breasts which was completely not the case (didn't even register in my head back then). She must've been very insecure about her body back then. A year later, my sister saw her at the school for some reason, and wrote a little note to me plus her phone number. Never saw her again though.
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So I guess she's going to be single for the rest of her life cause anyone that likes her is only in it for the boobs. This boggles the f'ing mind.

This is such a depressing thread... :(
 
AniHawk said:
I thought this thread could use a pick-me-up.
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Yeah, one of my good friends is a very handsome, muscular guy and he's been burned so many times by girls who either only liked him for his looks (but didn't know it, thought they liked him but the incompatabilities came through eventually) or assumed things about him just because of the way he looks (he's not a jock, he's very artistic). Though, now he's engaged, so I guess he found someone eventually. Those must be some weird problems to have, I'd imagine almost no one would sympathize and it'd be hard to talk about without sounding conceited.
 
ForzaItalia said:
You don't ask girls out....you tell them you're taking them out....
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the more i read forza's posts and the way he writes the more i believe he is some badass women magnet. we all must read every word from him as if it were the bible.
 
brocke said:
the more i read forza's posts and the way he writes the more i believe he is some badass women magnet. we all must read every word from him as if it were the bible.
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Forza is Italian

i don't know if that means anything lol
 
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