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[MIMIC]

Which reminds me of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xNzsTHA1nI


:lol :lol

AS WELL AS ACTIVITY THAT COULD BE POTENTIALLY CRIMINAL, GUYS!

 

[ryutaro's mama]

In the age of streaming, why is a porn folder necessary?

This.

THIS.

THIS!

 

[SlipperySlope]

There are people with thousands on their computer

Hey! What were you doing snooping on my computer?

 

[Aad]

Jerking off is like brushing your teeth, get it done and move on to other things.

Wise, wise, words.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

You serious? All I gonna say is Stoya in Jack's POV 9 or Lexi in Twisted Vision 2(?) or Carmen McCarthy in Schoolgirls POV 1.

Oh yeah, those three scenes...legendary...or just more porn.

Actually jerking off to the same girl is boring enough, never mind the same scene. I just click on the amateur tab and do my business.

 

[Keyser Soze]

This.

THIS.

THIS!

Steaming quality is terrible, the selection is abysmal, and html5 is not used

 

[Chamber]

Same discussion in every porn thread.

Leave us downloaders alone.

 

[Lonestar]

One can never collect too many Lexi Belle scenes.

 

[Forceatowulf]

Steaming quality is terrible, the selection is abysmal, and html5 is not used

[IMGhttp://s7.tinypic.com/28i42rr.jpg[/IMG]

Seriously. I'm not much of an HD guy but I at least like my porn in decent quality. I also like the capability of skipping through scenes and having other mediaplayer like features that streaming sites don't have and never will.

 

[Prez]

People actually save porn on there hard drive.... :lol

Back off man, it's hard enough to find decent gay porn. No streaming for us =(

 

[WanderingWind]

Not to mention the Lost Video Phenomenon. You know, where you find a video of such amazing titillation that you finish halfway through. You then decide to go back to finish the video on a subsequent visit and - horror of horrors - it's gone. Or you forgot what combination of links you followed to find it in the first place, the secret lost to the haze of pre-masturbatory elation.

It's real, folks, and it's no laughing matter.

 

[weekend_warrior]

I made it happen with barely recognizable scrambled softcore tv porn, I can make it happen with streaming quality videos.

 

[Jamesfrom818]

I made it happen with barely recognizable scrambled softcore tv porn, I can make it happen with streaming quality videos.

:lol

 

[revolverjgw]

Am I weird? I've saved a lot of pics, and a small amount of shorter clips, but I don't have any full length videos. I see people with 300GB collections and I'm like WHAT

 

[grap3fruitman]

I lost a 750GB (I think) hdd recently and have two more IDE drives that I can't plug in due to this newer mobo only having one IDE channel. I'm addicted and the only reason I don't buy another hdd is because I know I'll fill it up within a week or two. My life is sad, I'm aware.

 

[eLGee]

This.

THIS.

THIS!

Have fun if your internet connection fails you.

 

[Atramental]

If anything happened to my porn stash I would be so screwed. My Internet is being monitored again

Spoiler

I'm on my phone right now

so my main porn line has been cut. So all I have now is a flash drive with my porn stash

Spoiler

which is only made up of about 24 pics

and my iPhone's 3G service...

So who forgot to tell me that I've died and gone to hell?

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

I lost a 750GB (I think) hdd recently and have two more IDE drives that I can't plug in due to this newer mobo only having one IDE channel. I'm addicted and the only reason I don't buy another hdd is because I know I'll fill it up within a week or two. My life is sad, I'm aware.

Why though? What's the point of that much? Do you even rewatch any of it?

 

[revolverjgw]

If anything happened to my porn stash I would be so screwed. My Internet is being monitored again

Spoiler

I'm on my phone right now

so my main porn line has been cut. So all I have now is a flash drive with my porn stash

Spoiler

which is only made up of about 24 pics

and my iPhone's 3G service...

So who forgot to tell me that I've died and gone to hell?

Post the 24 pics

 

[dabig2]

Why are people hating on the downloading of porn? I download even streams using several programs. I like to skip to the good shit and I don't have 10-15 minutes waiting for the entire thing to load or clicking at random spots in the video guessing that's where the good part is.

My internet is mostly unreliable as well, so saving it onto the hard drive is a no-brainer. Fuck watching streams on a website. Download that shit.

 

[Dead]

If anything happened to my porn stash I would be so screwed. My Internet is being monitored again

Spoiler

I'm on my phone right now

so my main porn line has been cut. So all I have now is a flash drive with my porn stash

Spoiler

which is only made up of about 24 pics

and my iPhone's 3G service...

So who forgot to tell me that I've died and gone to hell?

what do you mean monitored? Your ISP cracks down on viewing porn?

 

[Atramental]

what do you mean monitored? Your ISP cracks down on viewing porn?

I live in a conservative Christian household.

 

[Siebzehn50]

Back off man, it's hard enough to find decent gay porn. No streaming for us =(

There is some streaming available.

 

[Trent Strong]

I lost a 750GB (I think) hdd recently and have two more IDE drives that I can't plug in due to this newer mobo only having one IDE channel. I'm addicted and the only reason I don't buy another hdd is because I know I'll fill it up within a week or two. My life is sad, I'm aware.

Intervention!

 

[revolverjgw]

I live in a conservative Christian household.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

I live in a conservative Christian household.

maybe this will help:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=405986

 

[pmj]

Fittingly enough, I have 2010 full movies added to my homebrew porn database system, and another 18 in queue to be added.

So yeah. I have between 2 and 3TB of porn. Do I win something?

 

[DY_nasty]

Fittingly enough, I have 2010 full movies added to my homebrew porn database system, and another 18 in queue to be added.

So yeah. I have between 2 and 3TB of porn. Do I win something?

All de time

 

[Prez]

There is some streaming available.

None of it is decent, only disgusting porn with fat hairy men.

 

[Megadragon15]

Fittingly enough, I have 2010 full movies added to my homebrew porn database system, and another 18 in queue to be added.

So yeah. I have between 2 and 3TB of porn. Do I win something?

2-3 TBs? I hope that you only download in HD otherwise that is definitely a lot.

 

[DY_nasty]

2-3 TBs? I hope that you only download in HD otherwise that is definitely a lot.

I'm guessing a lot of JAV. Most of that stuff is huge and doesn't come by the scene either.

Do I win something?

 

[pmj]

2-3 TBs? I hope that you only download in HD otherwise that is definitely a lot.

Nope, it's mostly just SD, in Divx/Xvid. 1-1.5GB per movie.

I'm guessing a lot of JAV. Most of that stuff is huge and doesn't come by the scene either.

Do I win something?

You are correct! It's all JAV.

 

[Forceatowulf]

I WISH my computer had the storage capacity like some of you guys.

Then again maybe it's for the best that it doesn't...

 

[G-Bus]

I lost a 750GB (I think) hdd recently and have two more IDE drives that I can't plug in due to this newer mobo only having one IDE channel. I'm addicted and the only reason I don't buy another hdd is because I know I'll fill it up within a week or two. My life is sad, I'm aware.

:lol :lol Dear lord. Do you just download everything you see. That's insane.

 

[GaimeGuy]

I have a 300gb+ porn folder...aint nothin wrong with that now.

Even organized..

Left Brain and Right Brain?

 

[Siebzehn50]

None of it is decent, only disgusting porn with fat hairy men.

No, I know of at least one website that has videos that aren't fat hairy men.

 

[wenis]

Left Brain and Right Brain?

I'm bad at naming shit and my ex was the one who originally named the stuff on my computer. So for my sanity I need to change things.

I WISH my computer had the storage capacity like some of you guys.

Then again maybe it's for the best that it doesn't...

Only for maybe 2 bills you can have what we have. Maybe even less than what it cost us.

Not to mention the Lost Video Phenomenon. You know, where you find a video of such amazing titillation that you finish halfway through. You then decide to go back to finish the video on a subsequent visit and - horror of horrors - it's gone. Or you forgot what combination of links you followed to find it in the first place, the secret lost to the haze of pre-masturbatory elation.

It's real, folks, and it's no laughing matter.

It very much is real. I'm glad someone else has encountered this issue.

Bandwidth caps!

Two lines! Discounted!

Haha, me too. And I keep mine BACKED UP. Seriously. It's 2010. Get a goddamned backup people!

High five!

Felony

wtf is that?

An EXTREMELY dirty porn star...

wenis
Eternal Virgin
(Today, 02:13 AM)

yeah, no.

 

[DY_nasty]

You are correct! It's all JAV.

I hereby declare myself GAF's Minister of Pornography.

(Ameri Ichinose +1)

 

[Vox-Pop]

if wenis who is pretty good looking is a virgin than I'm screwed. :/

 

[2 Minutes Turkish]

People still download and keep porn?

There's this tube. And it's red.

Eskimos have tubes too.

 

[Tenks]

I download porn and it feels good man. We need a downloading porn defense group on GAF.

 

[DY_nasty]

People still download and keep porn?

There's this tube. And it's red.

Eskimos have tubes too.

Those two sites, along with the vast majority of tube sites, have been recycling the same content for years now. Not only that, but most of the newer, worthwhile things are deleted almost instantly or are of such poor quality that you can't even tell who's banging who.

Good for something quick, but there's good porn and bad porn.

A lot of people say that porn is full of fake titted, scraggly looking blondes who look like they've served time in two seperate countries. Most of those people never actually look for good porn. The good stuff is worth it.

 

[dvdjamm]

I lost a 750GB (I think) hdd recently and have two more IDE drives that I can't plug in due to this newer mobo only having one IDE channel. I'm addicted and the only reason I don't buy another hdd is because I know I'll fill it up within a week or two. My life is sad, I'm aware.

Wait,you lost a 750GB HHD full of porn?

Imagine finding that...

 

[Zozz]

I miss him.

 

[Trent Strong]

People still download and keep porn?

There's this tube. And it's red.

Eskimos have tubes too.

Finally.

 

[2 Minutes Turkish]

Those two sites, along with the vast majority of tube sites, have been recycling the same content for years now. Not only that, but most of the newer, worthwhile things are deleted almost instantly or are of such poor quality that you can't even tell who's banging who.

Good for something quick, but there's good porn and bad porn.

A lot of people say that porn is full of fake titted, scraggly looking blondes who look like they've served time in two seperate countries. Most of those people never actually look for good porn. The good stuff is worth it.

Wow, man. Too involved.

I just want to jerk off, not interested in handing out Academy Awards for Art Direction and Cinematography.

I can usually finish on command, so I only ever need a minute or so for a release when the wife and I haven't fucked for a while.

 

[SolidusDave]

Browse xvideos and xhamster.


Glad I could help.

improvement:

Use xpornz to search/filter all videos from those and dozens of other stream sites.

 

[Buckethead]

I downloaded porn a couple times but then the shame set in.

 

[Stat Flow]

I'm guessing the people that are laughing at those who download porn are the ones with shitty internet connections. :lol

I used to exclusively stream before I got FiOS and now downloading is the way to go.

 

[Siebzehn50]

I downloaded porn a couple times but then the shame set in.

The shame of what?

I'm guessing the people that are laughing at those who download porn are the ones with shitty internet connections. :lol

I used to exclusively stream before I got FiOS and now downloading is the way to go.

I rarely download but that's because I just don't feel like spending an unnecessary amount of time dedicated to porn. I just find a couple videos I like on a streaming site and I'm good to go.