• Hey Guest. Check out your NeoGAF Wrapped 2025 results here!

So I might have found the #1 way to sober up from weed

Dude you are still high as hell.
KuGsj.gif


Also, why do you want to stop being high?

In case the cops come by to complain about you playing football in the middle of town at midnight. Looking sober for a couple of minutes has saved my butt more than once.
 
Just breathe. I just wasted some good weed by breathing and holding my breath every so often. I'm a super light weight as one bong hit is enough to seat me quietly for an hour (and I don't regularly smoke), but apparently, breathing could negate this effect? Huh? Who knew? So yeah, I started this thread high as fuck but ended up finishing this a minute later by just breathing through it.

Some strange observations, while doing this, I had to constantly remind myself to breathe. It's like my semi-autonomous functions stopped doing their thing on their own and I had to manually take over. Not only that, but my ability to hold a thought well enough to completely focus on it was just shit. But even through this, my feeling of "highness" was getting lowered with my motor skills pretty much normal. But still, my memory was shit.

Makes me think that the feeling of highness and the sluggishness comes from not breathing, not breathing comes from not remembering to and not being able to autonomously, and not remembering to is the real effect of weed. Maybe they all kind of feed into one another, but they can each happen independently or some have to come before the others. Idk, tried looking up anything related to this and couldn't find anything. Your thoughts?

that's called a bad trip[.
 
When I was younger and a little dumber I found the best way was to have the police called on you (for something unrelated to drugs) and get a talking to. I played it cool at least in my mind, but I know my eyes were all fucked up.
 
Makes me think that the feeling of highness and the sluggishness comes from not breathing, not breathing comes from not remembering to and not being able to autonomously, and not remembering to is the real effect of weed. Maybe they all kind of feed into one another, but they can each happen independently or some have to come before the others. Idk, tried looking up anything related to this and couldn't find anything. Your thoughts?

Jake-Gyllenhaal-Yes.gif
 
The way I sober up from a high is to drink really sugary drinks.

Works every time.


Makes me think that the feeling of highness and the sluggishness comes from not having diabetes, not having diabetes comes from not having sugar to and not being able to autonomously, and not having sugar to is the real effect of weed. Maybe they all kind of feed into one another, but they can each happen independently or some have to come before the others. Idk, tried looking up anything related to this and couldn't find anything. Your thoughts?
 
Makes me think that the feeling of highness and the sluggishness comes from not having diabetes, not having diabetes comes from not having sugar to and not being able to autonomously, and not having sugar to is the real effect of weed. Maybe they all kind of feed into one another, but they can each happen independently or some have to come before the others. Idk, tried looking up anything related to this and couldn't find anything. Your thoughts?

Fucking lmaoooooo
 
Makes me think that the feeling of highness and the sluggishness comes from not having diabetes, not having diabetes comes from not having sugar to and not being able to autonomously, and not having sugar to is the real effect of weed. Maybe they all kind of feed into one another, but they can each happen independently or some have to come before the others. Idk, tried looking up anything related to this and couldn't find anything. Your thoughts?

lololololololoolololool
 
I just tried op's method and confirm it works. Totally not high anymore. In fact I made an amazing discovery staring at my hands. Why do we call them fingers? They don't fing.

Once again. Not high.
 
Top Bottom