Brian Fellows
Pete Carroll Owns Me
I once stole the cash register from the public pool. That was a long time ago though.
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So I took a chair from Wendy's
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Mr. Spinnington
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List of things I've stolen/steal:
-Silverware from my college dining halls, regularly
-From an Italian restaurant, a regular spoon and extended spoon for sexual purposes having to do with my girl [yes, we did exactly what you think... well at least that's how she let me use them]
-Steak N Shake supplies my salt and pepper, along with their shakers
-Trays from McDonalds to sled on
-At an A&W I kept the glass mug you get when you order a root beer float... it broke 3 weeks later when I droppped it on accident
-A wireless mouse from best buy that I sold on Ebay for $23
-A mouse from a computer at Best Buy which I simply unplugged and walked out with, mine was busted because some guy sold me a shitty one from the store a month before
-Dave Matthews Band DVD lying between DVD players at a different Best Buy which my friend wanted but was too timid to pick up
-I treated myself to a "100%" natural 7UP at a Meijer once just because I was in the mood
-And while it's technically not theft, I've never paid more than a dollar for like 5 lbs. of bulk candy since self-checkout lanes were installed in grocery stores
I'm sure there's more, but these are all petty things. NOTHING like a chair form Wendy's
-Silverware from my college dining halls, regularly
-From an Italian restaurant, a regular spoon and extended spoon for sexual purposes having to do with my girl [yes, we did exactly what you think... well at least that's how she let me use them]
-Steak N Shake supplies my salt and pepper, along with their shakers
-Trays from McDonalds to sled on
-At an A&W I kept the glass mug you get when you order a root beer float... it broke 3 weeks later when I droppped it on accident
-A wireless mouse from best buy that I sold on Ebay for $23
-A mouse from a computer at Best Buy which I simply unplugged and walked out with, mine was busted because some guy sold me a shitty one from the store a month before
-Dave Matthews Band DVD lying between DVD players at a different Best Buy which my friend wanted but was too timid to pick up
-I treated myself to a "100%" natural 7UP at a Meijer once just because I was in the mood
-And while it's technically not theft, I've never paid more than a dollar for like 5 lbs. of bulk candy since self-checkout lanes were installed in grocery stores
I'm sure there's more, but these are all petty things. NOTHING like a chair form Wendy's
BobTheFork
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A freind of mine once broke the door to his room in his apartment. He didn't want to pay for it, so one night when we were really drunk we ran down the hall to one of the enpty show apartments that wasn't locked. We ran in popped a door off the hinges and ran back down the hall carrying a door. XD
Last week I snagged a very nice dvd rack that was sitting out by the curb.
Last week I snagged a very nice dvd rack that was sitting out by the curb.
Brian Fellows
Pete Carroll Owns Me
GhaleonEB said:
None. Just bunch of dimes and ****ing pennies. It was was a bitch to get open too. i should have sued the pool!
I stole a Gamecube demo DVD from Radio Shack, looked like it coulda been available free to take though but it was laying by a computer there and I just carried it out lol
When I was young I stole 3 cds from a flea market
That's all I can think of, nothing exciting like a (!) Wendy's chair :lol
When I was young I stole 3 cds from a flea market
That's all I can think of, nothing exciting like a (!) Wendy's chair :lol
Not really stealing but general mischief:
In junior high everyday I'd bring a screwdriver on the bus. One by one faceplates started disappearing. The heater under the seat was hanging on by two screws and would bounce on the floor everytime we hit a bump. One day I even got one of the lights on the roof when we got to school and everyone stood up.
One the last day of school, I emptied my backpack on the seat and there were tons of little pieces of metal, screws, and what have you. Never got in trouble. They had to red flag the bus though.
Oh well, I did collect road signs with my brother for awhile. Got a stop sign even!
In junior high everyday I'd bring a screwdriver on the bus. One by one faceplates started disappearing. The heater under the seat was hanging on by two screws and would bounce on the floor everytime we hit a bump. One day I even got one of the lights on the roof when we got to school and everyone stood up.
One the last day of school, I emptied my backpack on the seat and there were tons of little pieces of metal, screws, and what have you. Never got in trouble. They had to red flag the bus though.
Oh well, I did collect road signs with my brother for awhile. Got a stop sign even!
I've got a stop sign, a deer crossing sign. I also have a route sign that I stole from one of the 1500 backroads here in the boonies.
Me and some friends attempted to steal a "Welcome to Kentucky" state sign that is on a non-main road. Didn't look like anyone was around while we were working on the sign and then a porchlight comes on. This old redneck comes out with his dog and goes "You kin take it if ya wannit!" At which point we ran like hell back to the car and the old man just laughed at us as we scrambled in and sped off.
I have two CD's from Walmart that I intended to buy, but the old lady cashiers can't seem to tell two from one. Ah well, not like Walmart needs that 20 bucks. They should've made those ladies greeters.
At the local airport here, they were doing some roadwork and had some cones set up. They are I guess about three feet tall or so, maybe shorter, and heavier than I would have thought. We took three of them and stuck em in this big exit ramp curve in the town. Just some (more or less) harmless fun, no way to miss all of the cones, as soon as you turn the corner you were gonna hit the plastic cones or take a chance in the other lane. We had one car come by and hit one and swerve into the opposing lane. After setting it back up we drove up the ramp (in the opposite lane) ourselves to leave and a truck came down the ramp. He must've got pissed and just took them after he plowed em, because 5 minutes later when we circled around they were gone.
Me and some friends attempted to steal a "Welcome to Kentucky" state sign that is on a non-main road. Didn't look like anyone was around while we were working on the sign and then a porchlight comes on. This old redneck comes out with his dog and goes "You kin take it if ya wannit!" At which point we ran like hell back to the car and the old man just laughed at us as we scrambled in and sped off.
I have two CD's from Walmart that I intended to buy, but the old lady cashiers can't seem to tell two from one. Ah well, not like Walmart needs that 20 bucks. They should've made those ladies greeters.
At the local airport here, they were doing some roadwork and had some cones set up. They are I guess about three feet tall or so, maybe shorter, and heavier than I would have thought. We took three of them and stuck em in this big exit ramp curve in the town. Just some (more or less) harmless fun, no way to miss all of the cones, as soon as you turn the corner you were gonna hit the plastic cones or take a chance in the other lane. We had one car come by and hit one and swerve into the opposing lane. After setting it back up we drove up the ramp (in the opposite lane) ourselves to leave and a truck came down the ramp. He must've got pissed and just took them after he plowed em, because 5 minutes later when we circled around they were gone.
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