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So lets imagine you meet evilore

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If you go out on a date with EviLore, btw, try not to express dismay that he's doing interesting things with his life (RISK?!?!!) instead of going to university, because of how fun and exciting lectures and reading material alone in your apartment is oh and you can't stay out past 11 or have more than one drink because that would be irresponsible.

Also ask to exchange stories about Europe and then say that the craziest thing you did in Amsterdam was meet a small boy and return him to his mother on the other side of the park, explained in vivid detail. I sure avoided mentioning my psychedelic experience after she dropped that insanity bomb. Oh and what's the miles per gallon on the Porsche? Because SMART cars are so cute and good for the environment you always smile when you see one AGGGHHHH put me out of my misery.

Time for a glass of Rochefort 10 to wash this oppressively boring evening down.
 
"Can you believe this movie actually got nominated for best foreign film at the Oscars? I mean, I know it's just the Oscars but still."
 
I wouldn't say anything. I'd put him in an armbar and rob him, strip all his clothes off, beat his neogaf password out of him, login as him and then make me the main admin. Then I'd ban every other mod and admin on GAF and own all of you suckas for life.
 
EviLore said:
Time for a glass of Rochefort 10 to wash this oppressively boring evening down.
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there there Evi, every day is a new day
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Now give me a tag

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criesofthepast said:
I wouldn't say anything. I'd put him in an armbar and rob him, strip all his clothes off, beat his neogaf password out of him, login as him and then make me the main admin. Then I'd ban every other mod and admin on GAF and own all of you suckas for life.
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I would hunt you down and kill you.
 
EviLore said:
Time for a glass of Rochefort 10 to wash this oppressively boring evening down.
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I would probably have fun trolling him, send my beautiful gf his way,

Ask her to pretend that she's interested in him, and spark up a conversation.

And when it gets to the "So what do you do for a living" part of the conversation, I'll just sit back and creep on them... watch Evi play the "humble" card and be all like

"Yeah I kind of run this website"

-"Oh yeah? what type of website?"

"Eh, it's nothing really, it's a social network site"

-"Oh really! that's so cool, kinda like facebook!?"

"Uhmm, no, not really, it's about video games actually..."

-"Oh..."

This is when I cue my gf to make her most disappointed face, and turn around and walk way...As I watch and laugh nearby while Evilore makes his "Was it something I said!?" face and cry...Muwahahaha!
 
I would be like...

"Hey punk! I asked you to change my username and gave you a code for Twisted Metal online pass to complete the task. The fuck man!?"

And then I'll say, "Thanks for the best forum ever!" And kiss his boots.
 
EviLore said:
If you go out on a date with EviLore, btw, try not to express dismay that he's doing interesting things with his life (RISK?!?!!) instead of going to university, because of how fun and exciting lectures and reading material alone in your apartment is oh and you can't stay out past 11 or have more than one drink because that would be irresponsible.

Also ask to exchange stories about Europe and then say that the craziest thing you did in Amsterdam was meet a small boy and return him to his mother on the other side of the park, explained in vivid detail. I sure avoided mentioning my psychedelic experience after she dropped that insanity bomb. Oh and what's the miles per gallon on the Porsche? Because SMART cars are so cute and good for the environment you always smile when you see one AGGGHHHH put me out of my misery.

Time for a glass of Rochefort 10 to wash this oppressively boring evening down.
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What a coincidence, I was just drinking one. Cheers :p
 
I'd probably furrow my brow, thinking "man, is that Evilore? Kinda looks like him", avert my eyes so I wouldn't stare like some weirdo, and keep travelling in whatever direction I was going in.
 
Request a tag most likely.

In "mythical world" id challenge him to a 1v1 at rock paper scissors for the right to GAF. But in reality i would not want to manage anything this big
 
First I'd say thanks for the awesome forum. One of the best on the whole web.

Then I'd give him grief for my ridiculous ban that one of his amateurish mods must have given me. Then I'd ask him to hold his mods accountable for their actions and ask them to respond to my extremely polite email to support asking for an explanation.
 
If I ever hung out with Evilore we'd prolly sit in a car bullshitting for a while, order a pizza and play Frisbee while it was being made.

Edit: I forgot cookie dough. Apparently there would always have to be cookie dough involved.
 
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