Hot and fresh from the other thread in the OT I just had to post my own story.
This is a totally true story, I haven't made any of this up, it's too complex to make up, :lol
Okay this happened a while back but I've gotta tell GAF because I know you all love these kinds of stories anyway.
For a while I was into WOW (stopped now because of this incident, lol), and I would always get with one of my close friends, bring my comp over to his house, and chill there while playing Battlegrounds together all night long on days off. It was mighty kickass. Anyway, he had a girlfriend, one who liked to chill and she was totally a gamer chick. Oh and she was totally HOT too. She had the hugest rack I'd seen in a while, and loved playing EverQuest, lol. She was about 21, and my friend was like 26.
Anyway, one week I me and him had three nights off in a row, so we decided to have a game-a-thon that whole week. I brought my computer over on Monday, and stayed until Wednesday. During those three days something sexual happened between me and his GF and I'll describe it on a day by day "24" style basis, lol.
Monday:
I arrive, come over, we play WOW until late at night, and then after a while, his GF would get tired of sitting in her chair and she'd come over to the couch to watch us play (really, she came over to watch ME play, since I had my computer set up to face the couch). After a while, I finish what I'm doing, and he gets annoyed that she's spending time watching me play instead of watching him play (my friend is very possessive, lol).
Anyway, after a while, we just get to talking (doesn't it ALWAYS start this way?? Lol); we start talking about various subjects, work, relationships, things like that. It's at this point that I get kinda bold and lay my head in her lap (seemingly innocent, right?). I figure she wouldn't mind very much since it's not very "sexual" in nature and it's more like a therapist position.
After a while, the conservation starts to turn to "sex" and we start talking about the things we've done and what we like. Oh BTW I had a blanket over me, but at this point it's off my body and I usually only wear underwear and a t-shirt to sleep, so she's got a great peak at my crotch.
After a while, I could tell that both of us were getting horny from talking about sexual stuff, and she starts mumbling things while looking at my crotch like "I wonder if I can get it inside me" and stuff like that
and then I said maybe we should go to bed, I'm tired, you're tired, go ahead and go into the bedroom with your bf. I wanted to avoid stuff like that because you know it was wrong but as you will see on Tuesday I couldn't resist any more lol! She went to bed and I did too, horny as ****, though.
Tuesday:
I wake up to my friend opening the door of his bedroom and going to the bathroom. His GF gets up, they get dressed and such, and his GF leaves for her job. The kicker was this: My friend remarks "damn man, i dunno what got into her but when we got up we had the most killer sex" :lol :lol :lol So knowing this I had a good inner laugh and anticipated her return (wondering what ELSE I could accomplish that night). So I learn that not only is she coming back to the apartment, one of my friend's friends would show up and stay the night. (DAMN! I can't do anything while he's going to be here, the cockblocker) But I showed him and his friend, lol, somehow we got around it, as you'll see:
Later on that night, while me and my friend were playing WOW, his GF comes and sits on the couch again, this time sitting on the edge of the couch where she's farthest from my friend's view of her. So my large ass computer monitor was blocking the view of what was going on on the couch for him, :lol. The same monitor was blocking my friend's friend, who was playing random MAME shit on his PC (Michael Jackson's Moonwalker, wtf, lol). So my friend kept trying to get a look to see if he GF was doing anything wrong, but he couldn't really tell.
So the GF, she starts sliding her feet under the blanket (which is SHARED by us) and starts massaging my ... you know, and basically going for the footjob. I keep leaning over and telling her to stop, and we're writing notes back and forth to not give anything away to her BF whom I might add was only 3 feet away from this spectacle, and she writes back "man even when you tell me to stop you're hot". So she keeps doing it, until she shifts her position and starts moving her HAND under the blanket instead of her foot. Eventually her hand wiggles its way up my shorts and I'm like "WHOA" when I realize what she's trying to do. After a while of that I tell her that it's not gonna work cuz I'm in front of two OTHER people here, so how the hell am I going to get off??
After I tell her that, she lays back down and starts the foot thing again, and I reach under the blanket and decide "man she needs to be punished for that, lol" and wiggle my hands into HER shorts. You can guess what happened from there, needless to say she told me she got off from that, Anyway, it was about that time where I was running through DEADMINES as a Paladin WITH ONE HAND, in front of her BF and his friend with my hand up her shorts. :lol :lol
Anyway, the night cuts short, and she decides to tell her bf what we just did the next day and why we did it, and I'm like "O SHIT" and go to sleep nervously.
Wednesday:
After she tells him, he wakes up and has to take his friend home, and storms out of the apartment. At this point I'm like "BAIL OUT" but his GF comes out in a smokin' negligee, and she gets me all hot (and she gets hot too). So she tells me "I don't think I could really **** you, it would be so bad for my BF" and eventually I convince her to take off her top (score! I get to see what the rack looks like ) and we do a little dry humping (and I get her off -again-). So after a while of this I'm so fired up I try to get her to have sex with me but then she sees what time it is and says "oh man I better not my BF will be so mad plus I'll be late blah blah" and basically finally gets myself to come to my senses and I don't **** her. What I AM left with is a big case of blueballs, and she leaves.
So here I am, over at this friend's house, his GF totally said no to any sort of release, what is a guy to do? I do what any self-respecting guy would do at this point - I totally busted a nut all over his coffee table where I had my computer at. Of course, I cleaned it up later, but shit, what would you do?
Anyway I eventually got panicked that he would come back and did the "BAIL OUT" thing, collected my shit, called my mom to get me (I was driven over here by my friend), and I bailed.
Of course, such a story has repercussions - me and my friend are now on VERY thin friendly terms after all this time, and I haven't seen his GF since. They're still together, but I regret what I did, even if it makes out for a funny story.
Oh, and one last bit: my friend HIMSELF came to me at work (we work together) and told me "I asked my gf the other day" and I said back to him "what did you ask her?"
"so.. what's the size difference between me and him"
"oh? you mean how big between you and him?? oh yeah, him DEFINITELY."
After learning this I couldn't keep from :lol so I had to wait until he was out of range to actually laugh. I did laugh in my head though. My response was "did she actually say that?!?" and he said "yeah..."
BTW My Friend is like 6' 2" 280 pounds. I'm 5' 7" 160 pounds.
/thread
This is a totally true story, I haven't made any of this up, it's too complex to make up, :lol
Okay this happened a while back but I've gotta tell GAF because I know you all love these kinds of stories anyway.
For a while I was into WOW (stopped now because of this incident, lol), and I would always get with one of my close friends, bring my comp over to his house, and chill there while playing Battlegrounds together all night long on days off. It was mighty kickass. Anyway, he had a girlfriend, one who liked to chill and she was totally a gamer chick. Oh and she was totally HOT too. She had the hugest rack I'd seen in a while, and loved playing EverQuest, lol. She was about 21, and my friend was like 26.
Anyway, one week I me and him had three nights off in a row, so we decided to have a game-a-thon that whole week. I brought my computer over on Monday, and stayed until Wednesday. During those three days something sexual happened between me and his GF and I'll describe it on a day by day "24" style basis, lol.
Monday:
I arrive, come over, we play WOW until late at night, and then after a while, his GF would get tired of sitting in her chair and she'd come over to the couch to watch us play (really, she came over to watch ME play, since I had my computer set up to face the couch). After a while, I finish what I'm doing, and he gets annoyed that she's spending time watching me play instead of watching him play (my friend is very possessive, lol).
Anyway, after a while, we just get to talking (doesn't it ALWAYS start this way?? Lol); we start talking about various subjects, work, relationships, things like that. It's at this point that I get kinda bold and lay my head in her lap (seemingly innocent, right?). I figure she wouldn't mind very much since it's not very "sexual" in nature and it's more like a therapist position.
After a while, the conservation starts to turn to "sex" and we start talking about the things we've done and what we like. Oh BTW I had a blanket over me, but at this point it's off my body and I usually only wear underwear and a t-shirt to sleep, so she's got a great peak at my crotch.
After a while, I could tell that both of us were getting horny from talking about sexual stuff, and she starts mumbling things while looking at my crotch like "I wonder if I can get it inside me" and stuff like that
and then I said maybe we should go to bed, I'm tired, you're tired, go ahead and go into the bedroom with your bf. I wanted to avoid stuff like that because you know it was wrong but as you will see on Tuesday I couldn't resist any more lol! She went to bed and I did too, horny as ****, though.Tuesday:
I wake up to my friend opening the door of his bedroom and going to the bathroom. His GF gets up, they get dressed and such, and his GF leaves for her job. The kicker was this: My friend remarks "damn man, i dunno what got into her but when we got up we had the most killer sex" :lol :lol :lol So knowing this I had a good inner laugh and anticipated her return (wondering what ELSE I could accomplish that night). So I learn that not only is she coming back to the apartment, one of my friend's friends would show up and stay the night. (DAMN! I can't do anything while he's going to be here, the cockblocker) But I showed him and his friend, lol, somehow we got around it, as you'll see:
Later on that night, while me and my friend were playing WOW, his GF comes and sits on the couch again, this time sitting on the edge of the couch where she's farthest from my friend's view of her. So my large ass computer monitor was blocking the view of what was going on on the couch for him, :lol. The same monitor was blocking my friend's friend, who was playing random MAME shit on his PC (Michael Jackson's Moonwalker, wtf, lol). So my friend kept trying to get a look to see if he GF was doing anything wrong, but he couldn't really tell.
So the GF, she starts sliding her feet under the blanket (which is SHARED by us) and starts massaging my ... you know, and basically going for the footjob. I keep leaning over and telling her to stop, and we're writing notes back and forth to not give anything away to her BF whom I might add was only 3 feet away from this spectacle, and she writes back "man even when you tell me to stop you're hot". So she keeps doing it, until she shifts her position and starts moving her HAND under the blanket instead of her foot. Eventually her hand wiggles its way up my shorts and I'm like "WHOA" when I realize what she's trying to do. After a while of that I tell her that it's not gonna work cuz I'm in front of two OTHER people here, so how the hell am I going to get off??
After I tell her that, she lays back down and starts the foot thing again, and I reach under the blanket and decide "man she needs to be punished for that, lol" and wiggle my hands into HER shorts. You can guess what happened from there, needless to say she told me she got off from that,
Anyway, it was about that time where I was running through DEADMINES as a Paladin WITH ONE HAND, in front of her BF and his friend with my hand up her shorts. :lol :lol Anyway, the night cuts short, and she decides to tell her bf what we just did the next day and why we did it, and I'm like "O SHIT" and go to sleep nervously.
Wednesday:
After she tells him, he wakes up and has to take his friend home, and storms out of the apartment. At this point I'm like "BAIL OUT" but his GF comes out in a smokin' negligee, and she gets me all hot (and she gets hot too). So she tells me "I don't think I could really **** you, it would be so bad for my BF" and eventually I convince her to take off her top (score! I get to see what the rack looks like
) and we do a little dry humping (and I get her off -again-). So after a while of this I'm so fired up I try to get her to have sex with me but then she sees what time it is and says "oh man I better not my BF will be so mad plus I'll be late blah blah" and basically finally gets myself to come to my senses and I don't **** her. What I AM left with is a big case of blueballs, and she leaves.So here I am, over at this friend's house, his GF totally said no to any sort of release, what is a guy to do? I do what any self-respecting guy would do at this point - I totally busted a nut all over his coffee table where I had my computer at. Of course, I cleaned it up later, but shit, what would you do?
Anyway I eventually got panicked that he would come back and did the "BAIL OUT" thing, collected my shit, called my mom to get me (I was driven over here by my friend), and I bailed.
Of course, such a story has repercussions - me and my friend are now on VERY thin friendly terms after all this time, and I haven't seen his GF since. They're still together, but I regret what I did, even if it makes out for a funny story.
Oh, and one last bit: my friend HIMSELF came to me at work (we work together) and told me "I asked my gf the other day" and I said back to him "what did you ask her?"
"so.. what's the size difference between me and him"
"oh? you mean how big between you and him?? oh yeah, him DEFINITELY."
After learning this I couldn't keep from :lol so I had to wait until he was out of range to actually laugh. I did laugh in my head though. My response was "did she actually say that?!?" and he said "yeah..."
BTW My Friend is like 6' 2" 280 pounds. I'm 5' 7" 160 pounds.
/thread
