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So me and my friend's girlfriend...

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Did she have a nice rack? MAke with the pics, dweeb

Also this is playing out like a seinfeld episode

"YOU JIZZED ON THE TABLE?" - Jerry

"I jizzed on the table." - George

"How could you do such a thing!?" - Elaine

"YAYAYAYAAAAAA" - Kramer
 
davepoobond said:
first you say "HOT" now you say "middle of the road." Unless the laws of entropy have drastically changed, the middle of the road will not be the hottest
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She was hot, as hot standards go. Middle of the road meaning her body size.

And to the ass-kicking I deserve, I begged it from the guy, but he just wouldn't deliver.

Polari: I am repentant; just I thought the story might be funny. The first two people I trusted the story with thought it was as well. After they laughed, they said "in all seriousness man, that was totally wrong." I nodded and said "I know; I have to live with it everyday."
 
davepoobond said:
first you say "HOT" now you say "middle of the road." Unless the laws of entropy have drastically changed, the middle of the road will not be the hottest
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There are different definitions of "HOT", so she can be the a middle weight and still "HOT".

I'm pretty sure this thread is real unless this is some intricate plot, but even if so it has been a good aside.

Also your friend sucks for not kicking her arse to the curb. You and his girlfriend suck for obvious reasons.
 
demi said:
Did she have a nice rack? MAke with the pics, dweeb

Also this is playing out like a seinfeld episode

"YOU JIZZED ON THE TABLE?" - Jerry

"I jizzed on the table." - George

"How could you do such a thing!?" - Elaine

"YAYAYAYAAAAAA" - Kramer
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<3
 
friend's gf is like a forbidden fruit...therefore tempting. yet you should still have enough control and be man enough to not do anything. why be so...loose?

i used to take my friend's gf out to lunch everyday (now his wife), she basically had no friends...really unsocial type. and from way back she had a crush on me. anyway, i just kept her company and did nothing.
 
demi said:
Also this is playing out like a seinfeld episode

"YOU JIZZED ON THE TABLE?" - Jerry

"I jizzed on the table." - George

"How could you do such a thing!?" - Elaine

"YAYAYAYAAAAAA" - Kramer
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:lol :lol :lol
 
demi said:
Did she have a nice rack? MAke with the pics, dweeb

Also this is playing out like a seinfeld episode

"YOU JIZZED ON THE TABLE?" - Jerry

"I jizzed on the table." - George

"How could you do such a thing!?" - Elaine

"YAYAYAYAAAAAA" - Kramer
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:lol :lol :lol
 
Here Be Dragons said:
What a waste of a perfectly good Deadmines run.


You suck.
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The friend kept looking over wondering why I was waiting to go, at parts.

BTW, we finished the entire Deadmines run while this happened.
 
This story is FAKE as all hell. I don't know why some of you guys get bothered into condemning him when its so obviously some bullshit he made up.
 
winter said:
This story is FAKE as all hell. I don't know why some of you guys get bothered into condemning him when its so obviously some bullshit he made up.
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We are bored. So let's just imagine this is real :lol
 
Maxrpg said:
and I'll describe it on a day by day "24" style basis, lol.
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winter said:
This story is FAKE as all hell. I don't know why some of you guys get bothered into condemning him when its so obviously some bullshit he made up.
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I don't know dude, I'm looking at the picture of the guy and then I'm looking at the story and then I'm looking at the picture of the guy again, and I'm thinking this is plausible.
 
winter said:
This story is FAKE as all hell. I don't know why some of you guys get bothered into condemning him when its so obviously some bullshit he made up.
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Who cares? I'm bored as hell.
 
winter said:
This story is FAKE as all hell. I don't know why some of you guys get bothered into condemning him when its so obviously some bullshit he made up.
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I'd rather live in a world where things like this are common. So why don't we just let Haruhi bend reality for a moment.

Honestly, I could see this actually occuring. You just never know.
 
The story seems plausible. Since he made a thread about how he looks (don't know how long ago) since he got a vote of confidence and couldn't believe his luck.

Also that story was so long he really feels about this issue or he is one bored guy.
 
NinSoX said:
why would he lie about this? He didn't even get laid!

Unless he wants to boast about penis size.

Pics please.
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I will post my penis pictures for this thread to be better.
 
Fresh Prince said:
We are bored. So let's just imagine this is real :lol
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You start encouraging those things and more and more idiots will start making up stuff and the ot will be filled with wannabes and fruitcakes trying to out-weird and outdo each others with more and more outrageous stories.

Where does that lead us too? Over time, most of the stuff that will be posted here will be pre-emptively discarded as being fake bs to get attention in the OT, which will lead to the eventual degradation of the quality of posts.

The OT becomes like the highschool cafeteria the morning after the Valentines Day school dance.
 
Maxrpg said:
H
So here I am, over at this friend's house, his GF totally said no to any sort of release, what is a guy to do? I do what any self-respecting guy would do at this point - I totally busted a nut all over his coffee table where I had my computer at. Of course, I cleaned it up later, but shit, what would you do?

Anyway I eventually got panicked that he would come back and did the "BAIL OUT" thing, collected my shit, called my mom to get me (I was driven over here by my friend), and I bailed.

O
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Dude, you busted a nut on his coffee table, and then the next person you saw after that was your mom? I bet that was an awesome car ride conversation.
 
shuri said:
You start encouraging those things and more and more idiots will start making up stuff and the ot will be filled with wannabes and fruitcakes trying to out-weird and outdo each others with more and more outrageous stories.

Where does that lead us too? Over time, most of the stuff that will be posted here will be pre-emptively discarded as being fake bs to get attention in the OT, which will lead to the eventual degradation of the quality of posts.

Obviously this is the internet, and this is a videogame forum on the internet, and you have take some of it and leave a lot of it, but what would be the point of reading the OT if you had the feeling that everything was made up crap to get attention from other poster?

The OT becomes like the highschool cafeteria the morning after the Valentines Day school dance.
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There is enough to make people (myself included) think it maybe real.
If Mods think it's bullshit- lock this thread up, ban him whatever.

To me this is better than some lame, "I can't get some girl who glanced at me' thread.
 
shuri said:
You start encouraging those things and more and more idiots will start making up stuff and the ot will be filled with wannabes and fruitcakes trying to out-weird and outdo each others with more and more outrageous stories.

Where does that lead us too? Over time, most of the stuff that will be posted here will be pre-emptively discarded as being fake bs to get attention in the OT, which will lead to the eventual degradation of the quality of posts.

The OT becomes like the highschool cafeteria the morning after the Valentines Day school dance.
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Regardless of whether or not my story is real, I wanted to post a story because like a couple of posters beforehand have said, they're bored. So am I, so I decided to post a story (seeing the other thread) in hopes of getting a discussion going.
 
Maxrpg said:
Regardless of whether or not my story is real, I wanted to post a story because like a couple of posters beforehand have said, they're bored. So am I, so I decided to post a story (seeing the other thread) in hopes of getting a discussion going.
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So it is fake. Boring...it's fun when it's real, it's not fun when it's fake for the point of discussion.
 
nitewulf said:
the dude who keeps posting pictures of his sister is seriously creeping me the hell out...
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I wonder why he hates his sister so?
Also it's not that bad.

So it is fake? Kudos for the effort and this shit is getting locked.
 
nitewulf said:
jealousy. she is having lots of sex...he isn't. and that's honestly what i think, so i am creeped out.
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It's really weird, like he gets his kicks out of the idea that a forum of sex-starved geeks are jacking off over his sister. It's like there's some level of idolatry, too.
 
demi said:
Did she have a nice rack? MAke with the pics, dweeb

Also this is playing out like a seinfeld episode

"YOU JIZZED ON THE TABLE?" - Jerry

"I jizzed on the table." - George

"How could you do such a thing!?" - Elaine

"YAYAYAYAAAAAA" - Kramer
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Ahahaha :lol :lol :lol
 
Okay, okay - let me say this before it goes any farther. This story is entirely true... it just isn't mine. It's actually the true story of one of my close friends. He's sitting right next to me telling that I should post this message and let people know, seeing all the reactions as we kept looking at the thread.

I told him myself that I would post the story in my name, but after seeing what the reaction was, he told me that I should post and tell everyone that it's not really my own story. He says he's really sorry for having me to tell it to you like it was my own, but he was afraid some one might recognize who he was and come after him or something.
 
Two things:

1) The OP's friend is an ass.

2) I wish GAF would ban all threads pertaining to anything that has to do with sex.

Edit.
 
Maxrpg said:
Okay, okay - let me say this before it goes any farther. This story is entirely true... it just isn't mine. It's actually the true story of one of my close friends. He's sitting right next to me telling that I should post this message and let people know, seeing all the reactions as we kept looking at the thread.

I told him myself that I would post the story in my name, but after seeing what the reaction was, he told me that I should post and tell everyone that it's not really my own story. He says he's really sorry for having me to tell it to you like it was my own, but he was afraid some one might recognize who he was and come after him or something.
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Boooo.

Lock this shit.

Also, I'm seriously creeped out as well by the guy posting pics of his sis. Though she's pretty hot...can I get her #? kthxbye.
 
Maxrpg said:
Okay, okay - let me say this before it goes any farther. This story is entirely true... it just isn't mine. It's actually the true story of one of my close friends. He's sitting right next to me telling that I should post this message and let people know, seeing all the reactions as we kept looking at the thread.

I told him myself that I would post the story in my name, but after seeing what the reaction was, he told me that I should post and tell everyone that it's not really my own story. He says he's really sorry for having me to tell it to you like it was my own, but he was afraid some one might recognize who he was and come after him or something.
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He should be apologizing to you for suggesting someting so stupid as to lie for him on an internet message board.
 
kablooey said:
Boooo.

Lock this shit.

Also, I'm seriously creeped out as well by the guy posting pics of his sis. Though she's pretty hot...can I get her #? kthxbye.
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Yeah really, I told him before I posted that it wouldn't come out well, but he kept pressing me on with "go on man, I want to see what people's reactions are, I haven't told anyone except you dude".

Sorry everyone.
 
Maxrpg said:
Okay, okay - let me say this before it goes any farther. This story is entirely true... it just isn't mine. It's actually the true story of one of my close friends. He's sitting right next to me telling that I should post this message and let people know, seeing all the reactions as we kept looking at the thread.

I told him myself that I would post the story in my name, but after seeing what the reaction was, he told me that I should post and tell everyone that it's not really my own story. He says he's really sorry for having me to tell it to you like it was my own, but he was afraid some one might recognize who he was and come after him or something.
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:|

Good reaction from GAF: Haha, look at me. I'm super sexy

Bad reaction from GAF: Ok...my friend...this all happened to my friend...

Come on now, guy.
 
Grizzlyjin said:
:|

Good reaction from GAF: Haha, look at me. I'm super sexy

Bad reaction from GAF: Ok...my friend...this all happened to my friend...

Come on now, guy.
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Not true, I would've told you either way, because homeboy sitting next to me would want to take actual credit.

BTW I'm -this- close to giving him the beatdown you all people think he deserves.
 
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