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if you can't have kids what's your worry? wanna make sure you can't? fap now and see.

edit: got curious and read.
 
well that depends, i have a friend who survived cancer and now can't produce a single drop of sperm. he actually froze it before going ´thru therapy.
 
Yoshi has the answer.

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I realize GAF's moral compass is completely directionless but could I please get clarification as to why non-consensual sex isn't funny and not allowed in humor but punching pregnant women in the stomach to kill babies is funny and tolerated?
 
Sometimes a period could be missed, too. Don't worry about it. Once she has it, you'll be wondering why you wanted her to have it to begin with.
 
Karakand said:
I realize GAF's moral compass is completely directionless but could I please get clarification as to why non-consensual sex isn't funny and not allowed in humor but punching pregnant women in the stomach to kill babies is funny and tolerated?
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Who says non-consensual sex isn't funny?
 
Karakand said:
I realize GAF's moral compass is completely directionless but could I please get clarification as to why non-consensual sex isn't funny and not allowed in humor but punching pregnant women in the stomach to kill babies is funny and tolerated?
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Could I please get clarification as to why the PC Police have apparently overtaken GAF ? Where the fuck are you people coming from and why are you on the internet? Isn't there a church you could be going to?
 
Evonus said:
Kill her in her sleep. Dead women don't conceive.
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Karakand said:
I realize GAF's moral compass is completely directionless but could I please get clarification as to why non-consensual sex isn't funny and not allowed in humor but punching pregnant women in the stomach to kill babies is funny and tolerated?
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Yeah, this is pretty low, even for GAF.
 
update:

my girlfriend's period isn't super late (less than two weeks) but it still hasn't arrived. Apparently she's not always regular so this might just be a normal fluctuation. Still, she's on her way to buy a pregnancy test. Im gonna go to her house soon and we'll have the results tonight. wish us luck...
 
TheMan said:
update:

my girlfriend's period isn't super late (less than two weeks) but it still hasn't arrived. Apparently she's not always regular so this might just be a normal fluctuation. Still, she's on her way to buy a pregnancy test. Im gonna go to her house soon and we'll have the results tonight. wish us luck...
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Live Blog it!
 
TheMan said:
update:

my girlfriend's period isn't super late (less than two weeks) but it still hasn't arrived. Apparently she's not always regular so this might just be a normal fluctuation. Still, she's on her way to buy a pregnancy test. Im gonna go to her house soon and we'll have the results tonight. wish us luck...
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Depending on how strapped for cash you are, she probably won't pursue legal action unless you're earning at least 1.5x as much as she does or her plus her family can provide. If you do earn a significant amount more than her, wait until she's past the abort by date and then leave the state. Paternity cases get lost in the shuffle when they have to go across state lines. Most of the time "dead beat dads" are caught by silly volunteer groups and not by the ex-girlfriend/lover so keep that in mind.

If you want more info, PM me. I can email you a couple of PDFs on how to avoid legal action. Remember, it takes two people to screw. There's no reason why you should get the bill for her mistake.
 
The Shadow said:
Depending on how strapped for cash you are, she probably won't pursue legal action unless you're earning at least 1.5x as much as she does or her plus her family can provide. If you do earn a significant amount more than her, wait until she's past the abort by date and then leave the state. Paternity cases get lost in the shuffle when they have to go across state lines. Most of the time "dead beat dads" are caught by silly volunteer groups and not by the ex-girlfriend/lover so keep that in mind.

If you want more info, PM me. I can email you a couple of PDFs on how to avoid legal action. You can screw around as much as you want if you so choose to do so.
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This post plus your tag is fucking perfect.
 
TheMan said:
update:

my girlfriend's period isn't super late (less than two weeks) but it still hasn't arrived. Apparently she's not always regular so this might just be a normal fluctuation. Still, she's on her way to buy a pregnancy test. Im gonna go to her house soon and we'll have the results tonight. wish us luck...
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Make sure you tell her that all of GAF wished the both of you luck... I'm sure she'd be glad to hear about the direction the GAF moral compass is pointing!
 
The Shadow said:
Depending on how strapped for cash you are, she probably won't pursue legal action unless you're earning at least 1.5x as much as she does or her plus her family can provide. If you do earn a significant amount more than her, wait until she's past the abort by date and then leave the state. Paternity cases get lost in the shuffle when they have to go across state lines. Most of the time "dead beat dads" are caught by silly volunteer groups and not by the ex-girlfriend/lover so keep that in mind.

If you want more info, PM me. I can email you a couple of PDFs on how to avoid legal action. Remember, it takes two people to screw. There's no reason why you should get the bill for her mistake.
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:lol
 
The Shadow said:
Depending on how strapped for cash you are, she probably won't pursue legal action unless you're earning at least 1.5x as much as she does or her plus her family can provide. If you do earn a significant amount more than her, wait until she's past the abort by date and then leave the state. Paternity cases get lost in the shuffle when they have to go across state lines. Most of the time "dead beat dads" are caught by silly volunteer groups and not by the ex-girlfriend/lover so keep that in mind.

If you want more info, PM me. I can email you a couple of PDFs on how to avoid legal action. Remember, it takes two people to screw. There's no reason why you should get the bill for her mistake.
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WOW.... just, WOW :lol
 
The Shadow said:
Depending on how strapped for cash you are, she probably won't pursue legal action unless you're earning at least 1.5x as much as she does or her plus her family can provide. If you do earn a significant amount more than her, wait until she's past the abort by date and then leave the state. Paternity cases get lost in the shuffle when they have to go across state lines. Most of the time "dead beat dads" are caught by silly volunteer groups and not by the ex-girlfriend/lover so keep that in mind.

If you want more info, PM me. I can email you a couple of PDFs on how to avoid legal action. Remember, it takes two people to screw. There's no reason why you should get the bill for her mistake.
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whoa
 
The Shadow said:
Depending on how strapped for cash you are, she probably won't pursue legal action unless you're earning at least 1.5x as much as she does or her plus her family can provide. If you do earn a significant amount more than her, wait until she's past the abort by date and then leave the state. Paternity cases get lost in the shuffle when they have to go across state lines. Most of the time "dead beat dads" are caught by silly volunteer groups and not by the ex-girlfriend/lover so keep that in mind.

If you want more info, PM me. I can email you a couple of PDFs on how to avoid legal action. Remember, it takes two people to screw. There's no reason why you should get the bill for her mistake.
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Shaneus said:
Make sure you tell her that all of GAF wished the both of you luck... I'm sure she'd be glad to hear about the direction the GAF moral compass is pointing!
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LIVE BLOG IT!
 
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I can email you a couple of PDFs on how to avoid legal action.
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Do it mods. Do it.
 
The Shadow said:
Depending on how strapped for cash you are, she probably won't pursue legal action unless you're earning at least 1.5x as much as she does or her plus her family can provide. If you do earn a significant amount more than her, wait until she's past the abort by date and then leave the state. Paternity cases get lost in the shuffle when they have to go across state lines. Most of the time "dead beat dads" are caught by silly volunteer groups and not by the ex-girlfriend/lover so keep that in mind.

If you want more info, PM me. I can email you a couple of PDFs on how to avoid legal action. Remember, it takes two people to screw. There's no reason why you should get the bill for her mistake.
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"The Shadow"
 
1.) Don't go accusing your gf of cheating unless you have proof. There are varying degrees of "infertile". I know several guys who were told by a doctor that there was a 1% chance they'd naturally impregnate someone. A few of those guys did.

2.) She might not be pregnant. My wife, who normally has a very regular cycle, was almost 3 weeks late one time.

3.) If she is pregnant, you can't get her any more pregnant than she already is, so go sex CRAZY.

4.) FHUTA
 
The Shadow said:
Depending on how strapped for cash you are, she probably won't pursue legal action unless you're earning at least 1.5x as much as she does or her plus her family can provide. If you do earn a significant amount more than her, wait until she's past the abort by date and then leave the state. Paternity cases get lost in the shuffle when they have to go across state lines. Most of the time "dead beat dads" are caught by silly volunteer groups and not by the ex-girlfriend/lover so keep that in mind.

If you want more info, PM me. I can email you a couple of PDFs on how to avoid legal action. Remember, it takes two people to screw. There's no reason why you should get the bill for her mistake.
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WOW
 
The Shadow said:
Depending on how strapped for cash you are, she probably won't pursue legal action unless you're earning at least 1.5x as much as she does or her plus her family can provide. If you do earn a significant amount more than her, wait until she's past the abort by date and then leave the state. Paternity cases get lost in the shuffle when they have to go across state lines. Most of the time "dead beat dads" are caught by silly volunteer groups and not by the ex-girlfriend/lover so keep that in mind.

If you want more info, PM me. I can email you a couple of PDFs on how to avoid legal action. Remember, it takes two people to screw. There's no reason why you should get the bill for her mistake.
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:lol :lol Is this another one of your jokes shadow?
 
if shes on birth control, tell her to take the rest of her month's pills. it's effectively the same thing as the mourning after pill.
 
The Shadow said:
Depending on how strapped for cash you are, she probably won't pursue legal action unless you're earning at least 1.5x as much as she does or her plus her family can provide. If you do earn a significant amount more than her, wait until she's past the abort by date and then leave the state. Paternity cases get lost in the shuffle when they have to go across state lines. Most of the time "dead beat dads" are caught by silly volunteer groups and not by the ex-girlfriend/lover so keep that in mind.

If you want more info, PM me. I can email you a couple of PDFs on how to avoid legal action. Remember, it takes two people to screw. There's no reason why you should get the bill for her mistake.
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This post is so manly it made me hard.
 
The Shadow said:
Depending on how strapped for cash you are, she probably won't pursue legal action unless you're earning at least 1.5x as much as she does or her plus her family can provide. If you do earn a significant amount more than her, wait until she's past the abort by date and then leave the state. Paternity cases get lost in the shuffle when they have to go across state lines. Most of the time "dead beat dads" are caught by silly volunteer groups and not by the ex-girlfriend/lover so keep that in mind.

If you want more info, PM me. I can email you a couple of PDFs on how to avoid legal action. Remember, it takes two people to screw. There's no reason why you should get the bill for her mistake.
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A+++ WILL LOL AGAIN
 
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