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[Xyphie]

Spoiler

This is a joke site

 

[Acorn]

The act in itself is a pun. I've got nothing.

Edit it appears it is a joke site. Egads I've been had!

 

[Snytbaggen]

By the way, although I'm never heard of the site before I'm 99% sure it's a joke article (bolded so that people will notice it). What gave it away was his neighbor's name, Ståhfrääs, which be something like Bohner in English (an erection pun, that is). Also the article in general feels very "unreal" and the poem in the end is very silly.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea"

No shit

 

[AnathemicOne]

So damn sexy

 

[Stinkles]

Dat hasse.

 

[CountAntonius]

 

[Dennis]

Sharp stinger, would not bang.

 

[JetBlackPanda]

Spoiler

This is a joke site

like we care, this thread is already buzzing. the hive mind cant be stopped.

rip. hasse.

 

[Cow Mengde]

I can't believe he actually came.

How do you know the jizz didn't leak out of the holes punctured by the wasps?

 

[Maximilian E.]

You should remove the text and replace it with //Buzzers instead of brazzers..

Or something similar

 

[SolidusDave]

Definitely worth a Darwin Award nomination.

 

[Horse Detective]

How do you know the jizz didn't leak out of the holes punctured by the wasps?

Wait what?

Did I just learn something new about male anatomy? When we get erections, the dick just inflates with cum?

 

[jakonovski]

What a way to die...poor hornets.

 

[SnakeswithLasers]

I really miss Gaborn. =(

 

[Something Wicked]

Well, at least Hasse died doing something he loved: thrusting his penis into the first hole he saw after drunkenly stumbling away from the tavern.

 

[Cow Mengde]

Wait what?

Did I just learn something new about male anatomy? When we get erections, the dick just inflates with cum?

Who said anything about dick?

 

[Riggs]

Haha <3

 

[ViperVisor]

 

[CrazyDogg77]

How do you know the jizz didn't leak out of the holes punctured by the wasps?

I don't think it would work like that lol.

 

[Slayer-33]

WOOD.

 

[JetBlackPanda]

Wait what?

Did I just learn something new about male anatomy? When we get erections, the dick just inflates with cum?

testicals how do they work?

 

[Cat Party]

silly old Hasse

/Brazzers

Winner so far.

 

[SirIgbyCeaser]

Definitely worth a Darwin Award nomination.

Lifetime achievement darwin award i'd suggest.

 

[FlashbladeGAF]

silly old Hasse

/Brazzers

 

[Bulzeeb]

hahaha WTF is that, care to share the source and context please XD

 

[Acorn]

Why?

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

 

[Ferrio]

This story bugs me.

 

[CountAntonius]

Beerotica article....

 

[Horse Detective]

testicals how do they work?

No no, they found it on dead wasps, meaning they died from getting mashed around by his peen.

 

[akira28]

um..what is this from?

 

[eLGee]

Joke site, people!

 

[Grinchy]

Wait what?

Did I just learn something new about male anatomy? When we get erections, the dick just inflates with cum?

Are you serious? When you get an erection, there's a bone that protrudes from your pubic area. Everyone knows this.

The cum is stored in your pubic hair.

 

[PJV3]

Crazy. Some people are fucking weird with risky sexual behaviour.

Reminds me of the British bloke who stands in a forest with a bag on his head(and trousers down), complete with a sign saying do whatever you like.

 

[Horse Detective]

 

[SMT]

You better add: ''You don't fuck the wasp, the wasp fucks you'' to that list somewhere.

 

[ViperVisor]

um..what is this from?

Bee Movie a XXX Parody

 

[Risgroo]

Wasps die after they sting someone, right? Or did they drown in splooge?

 

[peaceiscloser]

This is the real gold of this thread.

 

[akira28]

Bee Movie a XXX Parody

hahah I don't wanna laugh I want to...research that movie.

 

[Derwind]

I want to call fake so badly. I got stung by a wasp before, not a fun experience, grew up with a condition called entophobia, I would have a sissy fit if even the most harmless flying insect flew around me. Made for awkward outings in highschool...

Thankfully I grew out of that but still have a healthy distaste for most flying insects...

But to do that in a wasps nest, my god, the dude had serious balls(no pun intended) and an unhealthy sexual appetite. My god....

And he came!

 

[FillerB]

silly old Hasse

[IMG ]https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ90sIRs2DnwxUzpqNqwDLquTRYDyeweu9SReiO8GGl5gq3WhVw[/IMG]

/Brazzers

You should remove the text and replace it with //Buzzers instead of brazzers..

Or something similar

"When you go after honey with a balloon, the great thing is not to let the bees know you're coming."

 

[Ferrio]

Wasps die after they sting someone, right? Or did they drown in splooge?

No they don't.

Also this story is fake for sure.

 

[Raide]

Must have been a real buzz for him.

 

[EleventhDoctor]

In Russia, hornets nest fucks you.

"When you go after honey with a balloon, the great thing is not to let the bees know you're coming."

OH GOD

 

[Nevasleep]

 

[TheOohChild]

um..what is this from?

I'm not the only one who wants to see this confirmed

 

[FillerB]

Those claiming it's fake, even though it probably is, does it even matter? You know. Every single one of you knows deep down that someone, somewhere has actually tried having sex with a hornets nest.

And he enjoyed it.

 

[ChosenPredator]

You better add: ''You don't fuck the wasp, the wasp fucks you'' to that list somewhere.

Liam Neeson should star as a wasp in Taken 3