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So the butthole...I licked it

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I was gonna say something along the lines of "why do you guys feel the need to share this," but considering the emoji fetish thread we had the other day, all I can say is good for you.
 
Why the fuck are you telling us?

Over-sharing, way TMI and I'm sure your missus doesn't appreciate you telling the internet you just tongued her arse, what's wrong with you?
 
I'm not incredulous about the idea, but going in without a common understanding seems iffy. That's putting a lot of faith in someone's hygiene on a whim. At least she was freshly showered, but that's not a guarantee. The reactions of complete disgust are amusing though. I guess gaffers never make bold moves in the heat of the moment? I'm not going to advocate blindly diving like the OP, but the fact she reacted well is a good sign. You guys can disparage him, I say congrats on finding yourself a bona fide freak. Uninhibited sex = best sex.
 
Ya'll eat pussy and she bleeds out of that at least a couple times a year depending on her BC.

The motto "if you just cleaned it thoroughly, I will put my tongue there if you want" got me an active love life and a great wife, so I think it is a good rule of thumb to go by.
 
Ya'll eat pussy and she bleeds out of that at least a couple times a year depending on her BC.

The motto "if you just cleaned it thoroughly, I will put my tongue there if you want" got me an active love life and a great wife, so I think it is a good rule of thumb to go by.

Sometime the thumb is a bit much though.
 
What orifice on the human body doesn't have something disgusting coming out of it at some point? Could the people who think this is gross clarify for me?
 
So that's pretty disgusting. Some people really get off to the weirdest shit (pun intended).

What orifice on the human body doesn't have something disgusting coming out of it at some point? Could the people who think this is gross clarify for me?

There's degrees of gross. Excrement is pretty fucking high up the list.
 
What orifice on the human body doesn't have something disgusting coming out of it at some point? Could the people who think this is gross clarify for me?

In front of you is a glass of pee and a plate of shit

You have to choose one, it is the terrorists law, which do you choose?
 
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