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[GifGafIsTheBestGaf]

https://youtu.be/asnri1V7jac

This never gets old

 

[CO_Andy]

Wario64 is a sentient AI

 

[Blueblur1]

Some of his tweets have to definitely be automated though.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

He's not a bot. He's an autobot.

 

[FinKL]

Pretty sure he's a real person. Didn't he get hired on to one of the gaming sites maybe a year or two ago? I'm convinced he does web scraping scripts for personal fulfillment and shares them with us. Got a Switch on Prime Day and a cancelled SNES preorder!

 

[Rob2K19]

Nope. He's real. Last real life pic of him that I saw was last year at a convention...or was it 2015. It might or might not still be on Twitter.

He's not a bot. He's a God.

Botto de wa nai. Kami da!

 

[Mariolee]

Pretty sure he's a real person. Didn't he get hired on to one of the gaming sites maybe a year or two ago? I'm convinced he does web scraping scripts for personal fulfillment and shares them with us. Got a Switch on Prime Day and a cancelled SNES preorder!

Pretty sure he was hired onto GT.

 

[Suburban Thug]

Pretty sure he was hired onto GT.

I thought they were out of business

 

[Trouble]

FUCK

 

[twentytwo22]

I've snagged all kinds of stuff thanks to him. This should be a Wario64 appreciation thread, if anything.

 

[Madrugador]

Top reason I use Twitter.

 

[SteveO409]

Wario64 is the best thing ever to happen to GAF for me, he got me this deal

 

[rec0ded1]

He's anime.

 

[v1lla21]

Wario64 is a qt 4 realsies.

 

[GinoFelino]

Wow that's a godtier twitter response

That speed

 

[Iriscomeback]

lol

 

[sensui-tomo]

Wario64 is the best thing ever to happen to GAF for me, he got me this deal

Yup got the same deal that amazon prime day last year.

 

[GifGafIsTheBestGaf]

Wario64 is the best thing ever to happen to GAF for me, he got me this deal

Sweet duck Jesus. I bought the same one for my granddad in May 17 2016 for 1K$

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

 

[Fantastapotamus]

That speed

Almost...bot like

 

[Spukc]

what is the goal of this thread?

Back seat modding

 

[soul creator]

Wario64 is the president

folks, he gets the best deals

 

[TheSecondSpitter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnri1V7jac

Edit: beaten

Well, there's your main event at the next Wrestlemania.

 

[Revolutionary]

Lmao at the Amir0x comments

And those were from BEFORE his recent.. 'troubles'

 

[oti]

A: Awesome gif
B: lol Geoff
C: Is this him? I don't think I've ever actually seen him.

 

[Sami+]

Why would you unfollow? Damn man, if anything I learned to hit that bell icon so that I can just glance at my phone every few hours and find some new exclusive Wario64 deals every single time. I welcome our robot overlords if they're saving me this much money.

 

[CharminUltra]

Wow that's a godtier twitter response

That speed

You could say it's almost... mechanical...

 

[DarkChronic]

Wario64 and Nibel are really the only 2 video game people y'all need to follow.

 

[Neptonic]

Wario64 and Nibel are really the only 2 video game people y'all need to follow.

Throw lashman in there and you are set

 

[NormalFish]

Everyone on the internet is a bot except you.

 

[Deleted member 10571]

Isn't he banned (lol)?

That's Duckroll

 

[Aurongel]

The Wario64 Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Wario64 begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

 

[KawabataSan]

.

 

[Atomski]

Everyone on the internet is a bot except you.

Beep boop beep boop internet

 

[TissueBox]

Not a bot, just a mod.

 

[tebunker]

Wario64 used to work for CAG, for like a long time, honed his skills to a fine point there. Honestly he probably helped Cheapy D out a ton.

Granted Thorban isn't too shabby running the CAG twitter either, if you follow both you will see them posting within seconds of one another.

 

[SgtCobra]

Why'd he stop posting here anyway?

You won't receive a serious answer, prepare yourself for the snarky comments.

 

[Caffeine]

The Wario64 Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Wario64 begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

so he is posting deals from the future but from the past

 

[DorkyMohr]

I think he's a nice guy

 

[Kawngi]

In all seriousness, Wario is the best person/account I ever followed. So many deals that I never would've snagged otherwise

 

[Xion385]

wondered what his latest tweet meant
come on to neogaf

Someone tweet "Freeze all motor functions" to him.

 

[molnizzle]

FUCK

Doesn't look like anything to me...

 

[Violet_0]

Doesn't look like anything to me...

 

[timmyp53]

Why'd he stop posting here anyway?

He realized he was the most human of us all

Damn... too deep.

 

[krae_man]

Met him IRL. Can neither confirm nor deny that he is a bot.

I was there and agree.

 

[dreamfall]

Dude is the GOAT.

Happily receiving deals directly as notifications from my phone ! He's saved me headache a number of times - the fuckin' greatest! Thanks Wario64, eternally grateful.

 

[NolbertoS]

If you are frugal and like video games you MUST follow Wario64 on twitter.

Wario64 got me a NES Classic, so his tweets for gaming deals is helpful. The man is the greatest bot in history

 

[Marty Chinn]

I've met Wario64 a couple of times and can confirm he is a bit.

Also, anyone who complains about the spam needs to get a smart watch. It's the perfect example of how they are useful. A deal pops up, you glance and then move on without ever grabbing your phone.

 

[BroBot]

Cone to think of it I've never seen Wario64 and Modbot in the same thread.

 

[Sober6809]

I think he and CAG steal from each other.