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[Aselith]

You should probably move back with your parents instead. Having to do some weaselly shit to "tell" someone something without really telling them is something a child does. You're not ready.

 

[Osietra]

Hold a cool buff house party, and pointedly let it be known that he is not invited. He should get the message.

 

[Masaki_]

You should probably move back with your parents instead. Having to do some weaselly shit to "tell" someone something without really telling them is something a child does. You're not ready.

lol

Almost sounds like you were that guy before.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Tell him you're pregnant.

 

[Seraphinianus]

lol

Almost sounds like you were that guy before.

no. he's talking about what a grown ass man does. and what a smart person does to settle the entire situation.

 

[confused]

lol

Almost sounds like you were that guy before.

He is right though. People today should stop being babies when it comes to interpersonal relationships and just fucking communicate with each other, it would solve / prevent many of these situations and these kinda shit topics.

Dear GAF,

I have a problem I can solve by talking to the person I have a problem with but I refuse to do that. What should I do so I absolutely don't have to take responsibility for this situation ? Perhaps I could tell my mom and send an anonymous email regarding the situation ? That surely should solve this inconvenient situation of having to communicate with someone I meet every FUCKING day.

Thanks GAF,

Sincerely,
Weasely "Gutless" Mcbackstabber

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

did you smash his stuff and his face yet?

 

[bud]

 

[Seraphinianus]

did you smash his stuff and his face yet?

it's still in "dropping hints in the comments section under the guy's pics on Facebook" phase.

"Cool pic! just one more thing I'm gonna miss when...oh never mind tee hee"

 

[perfectnight]

Tell him you're pregnant.

And that you're keeping it.

 

[Enco]

"Hey brah, the three of us have found a place and we're going to be moving there when the lease is up."

.

 

[SmokyDave]

"Ok, so everyone who's moving into the new apartment, take a step forward."

*everyone takes a step forward*

"Whoa hold up there [unwanted roommate]."

*audience laughter and applause*

Nah, you want:

"Ok, so everyone who's not moving into the new apartment, take a step forward."

*other three step backwards*

*audience laughter and applause*

 

[xbhaskarx]

You only have two options:
1. Kill him
2. Fake your own death

 

[Zomba13]

You only have two options:
1. Kill him
2. Fake your own death

I don't see why he can't do both.

 

[ATF487]

Ask him what his plans are. If he assumes you all are moving in together, tell him he's not. If he has something lined up, then great, conflict avoided.

 

[agrajag]

tell him the three of you have to go back to your home planet

 

[Imperial Hot]

You should probably move back with your parents instead. Having to do some weaselly shit to "tell" someone something without really telling them is something a child does. You're not ready.

You're right. Just because I need some advice on the best way to maintain a friendship whilst ending a housing relationship I should probably go back home because I don't understand how to be an adult.

 

[Aselith]

You're right. Just because I need some advice on the best way to maintain a friendship whilst ending a housing relationship I should probably go back home because I don't understand how to be an adult.

You're saying it like I'm overreacting but it's true. Hey, free room and board!