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So... when did you last take a HUGE dump?
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Am on the throne watching the garden... It's winter here in England and it's a little village with some good views. Currently cold but sunny.
Dumping a goodun as yesterday was slow. Was surfing GAF and volia!
Almost done. Good to share!
Happy trails folks
Brutalitops
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Pooping right now, nothing special though. I poop daily, often twice, so I guess I don't get the chance to drop a chocolate monster that frequently.
I pushed out a continuous bowel-wrapper as a kid that spiraled right up out of the water. It was weird because I was a bony kid and didn't eat much. Not sure how I accomplished that feat.
velociraptor
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The problem is I drop huge bricks on every day. I have to always flush the toilet 3 times before it clears my deuce.
Milksheikhs
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This has nothing to do with size of my poops, but something that I guess is weird and haven't really heard of other people doing.
When I poop I cross my legs on the toilet like im meditating almost.
When I poop I cross my legs on the toilet like im meditating almost.
Most of my mobile gaf posts come from the dunny. It's quite spectacular. I'll be eating fast food tonight, so I'm sure I will be partaking in this wonderous event again later. I can't wait.
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ButtSLAM420
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I'm kind of intimidated by this.
Darth Karja
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Almost every time I poop I clog the toilet. So a lot. Clogged it yesterday.
II had one of these once. It was amazing.
True Savior
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Right now.
Browsing GAF and taking a shit feels very organic. They just mesh harmonically.
Browsing GAF and taking a shit feels very organic. They just mesh harmonically.
Rawket Lawnchair
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Had one yesterday. It doesn't happen very often, but it's so damn enjoyable.
Pooping is one of the joys of life. Sometimes, it's even better than sex, but it doesn't beat the feeling of taking a piss right after sex, which is simply divine.
Pooping is one of the joys of life. Sometimes, it's even better than sex, but it doesn't beat the feeling of taking a piss right after sex, which is simply divine.
Black-Wind
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Last night.
Was only a 3-5 min shit but WOW ... looked down and it looked like I shat out a baby's head. That's the strange thing, it was fucking big and round ... not just thick and long.
Had my ass hole bleeding.
Was only a 3-5 min shit but WOW ... looked down and it looked like I shat out a baby's head. That's the strange thing, it was fucking big and round ... not just thick and long.
Had my ass hole bleeding.
ButtSLAM420
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hobblygobbly
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One time after my surgery in 2013 when I was on heavy pain meds and stuff. Other than that, never. I seem to take 2 poops within a span of 24hrs (and 2 supposedly is what it's supposed to be and healthy), never really anything big I guess because I eat 3 decently sized balanced meals each day, I guess if you always a huge meal at one point in the day your digestion/bowel movements are "unbalanced". I am not a doctor nor know anything about this but it's my observations.
I poop regular enough that I don't really have painful ones. However, a couple of months ago, I had a poop as normal, but as I looked down at it, I saw it was something new. It had come out in one, long, uninterrupted piece, and was so long that it disappeared under the rim, under the water...coiled out of the water, moved to the right-hand side of the bowl, and then coiled over again over to the left-hand side of the bowl. From what I could see, it was at least two feet of healthy poop, and had such girth that you could probably work out the shape of my intestine like you would the rifling on a bullet.
I even took a photograph. I won't share, though.
I even took a photograph. I won't share, though.
Those are ace, like a snake.
I've never taken a pic of one though, might do the next time.
Sounds like he'd enjoy anal.
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