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[wolfmat]

The hallway one a pet peeve of mine, not even just hallways but if I see someone I know faaaar down the road I just don't know what to do! Do you maintain eye contact until you're in hello range, or try and look at something else???

Just whip out your cock. It works for me!

 

[Link]

Socially Awkward Penguin makes me realize that I'm not alone.

 

[RedShift]

Adam and Joe on BBC radio 6 did a 'Text the Nation' that was pretty much Socially Awkward Penguin a few weeks back. People had to text in things they did in public to avoid embarrassment, one person had the pretending to text thing. Another was when you realise you're going the wrong way and turn around but have to announce to the strangers around you you've gone the wrong way so they don't think you're walking backwards and forwards, like 'Oh no, wait I have to go this way' under your breath.

 

[CassSept]

Damn, this socially awkward penguin is so so real. So true.
/cry

But imo philosoraptor is the best - every single quote is mindblowing.
And courage wolf is just badass.

 

[Kipz]

http://www.vumf.com/ddog.jpg?l1=She...ge&l2=Finally+Human+Contact&l1f=12&l2f=26&f=3
Depression Dog needs more love.

 

[lopaz]

Another was when you realise you're going the wrong way and turn around but have to announce to the strangers around you you've gone the wrong way so they don't think you're walking backwards and forwards, like 'Oh no, wait I have to go this way' under your breath.

: D

Just whip out your cock. It works for me!

>:O

 

[Tntnnbltn]

I was inspired and made these... not exactly a meme, but they don't deserve their own thread either...

Not enough material for a meme I think.

(Second hit on Google Images for html tags)

 

[Threi]

I have thought about that so many times :lol

You know green as the "colour that grass is", but who is to say that your green is my green? Maybe if you put your eyes into my head my green is your red?

 

[totowhoa]

love the penguin :lol here's mine

 

[PhoenixDark]

"Have a nice flight/enjoy your movie"
"You too"

I do that all the damn time :lol

 

[Feral Youth]

 

[Garcia]

OLD ACQUAINTANCE GREETS YOU IN STREET
REALIZE YOU DON'T REMEMBER THEIR NAME

CONVERSATION KEEPS ON FOR MINUTES

Why the penguin?

:lol So fucking common.

 

[polyh3dron]

 

[Tamanon]

Courage Dog and Philosoraptor mark the first time I've ever actually found this silly meme funny.

 

[Metroid Killer]

(Second hit on Google Images for html tags)

Haha! It wasn't that, that inspired me though ;-)

Nice! I couldn't think of a way to use spoiler tag in it.

That's great as well!

New ones!

Had to be done

 

[phillipgessert]

A variant of the 'you too' one is:

how are you
fine how are you
fine how are you

 

[Killthee]

Courage Wolf and Philosoraptor are awesome.

:lol

 

[Kipz]

Can't decide between saying "Thank you" and "Thanks"

End up saying "Thank"

 

[totowhoa]

spread the good news

Can't decide between saying "Thank you" and "Thanks"

End up saying "Thank"

I do shit like this and accidental word combinations all the time.

 

[birdman]

Shit, I do that all the time when I'm saying "Have a good night"/"Have a good day". The last word turns into a bastard child of the two and I blurt out "Have a good Nay".

 

[Feral Youth]

 

[Kodiak]

posting these just for posterity's sake:

 

[rollingstart]

 

[Rapping Granny]

 

[Tntnnbltn]

Mine:

 

[Penguin]

And sadly this isn't a thread about me.
Only reason entered.

 

[demon]

Mine:

Oh god I hate this. By the third time if I still can't understand, I just nod and hope I don't end up on the Tonight Show in a puffy shirt.

 

[charlequin]

Socially Awkward Penguin is at its best when it's one of those socially awkward moments that happens to everybody.

:lol

 

[chubigans]

:lol :lol :lol

Where can you find more of these? And more like this:

 

[whitehawk]

Mine:

Sometimes I'll just nod the first time even if I don't understand :lol I just hope I didn't agree to something I don't want to do.

 

[tidus9000]

This has happened to me so many times.

 

[Binabik15]

Oh god I hate this. By the third time if I still can't understand, I just nod and hope I don't end up on the Tonight Show in a puffy shirt.

That´s not awkward. That´s perfectly normal. Especially in a club or during class or something when that idiot next to you mumbles something and you probably don´t care anyway. Right? RIGHT?!

 

[mikeybwright]

 

[atomico]

damn, I didn't know about the penguin, the raptor or the wolf memes

I must be getting old or something

 

[mikeybwright]

 

[koam]

One of you is an idiot, you ALWAYS go right in these situations.

 

[Sword Familiar]

http://i42.tinypic.com/2vdsiv5.jpg

One of you is an idiot, you ALWAYS go right in these situations.

Your right or my right? *bonk*

 

[koam]

You sir.. have failed at html

 

[Ceebs]

posting these just for posterity's sake:

:lol :lol :lol

 

[chubigans]

My take:

 

[koam]

Your right or my right? *bonk*

Think about what you said for second..

If i go right and you go right.. then we don't bump into each other.

 

[Jacobi]

The wolf meme is pretty awesome. Pretty motivating too

 

[Sword Familiar]

Think about what you said for second..

If i go right and you go right.. then we don't bump into each other.

Not if I go your right.

Spoiler

*Bonk*

 

[koam]

Not if I go your right.

Spoiler

*Bonk*

That doesn't make ANY sense. Why would you go to my right? You always go to your own right. You must be really akward irl.

Does anyone have a template for the penguin?

 

[Feral Youth]

:lol :lol :lol

Where can you find more of these? And more like this:

http://memegenerator.net/Memes/Advice-Dog.aspx

 

[Sword Familiar]

That doesn't make ANY sense. Why would you go to my right? You always go to your own right. You must be really akward irl.

Does anyone have a template for the penguin?

*Bonk*

 

[Tntnnbltn]

Does anyone have a template for the penguin?

http://memegenerator.net/AdviceDog/Socially-Awkward-Penguin.aspx

 

[Ten-Song]

Mine:

Oh goddammit, I hate that! :lol

The worst is, after nodding and pretending you understood after the second or third time, you then get asked a question relating to what the person just said.

 

[RedShift]

Socially Awkward Penguin makes me realize that I'm not alone.

 

[Metroid Killer]

You sir.. have failed at html

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