The Elite
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You sound like a party pooper.
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Someone in my office just shit their pants. Literally.
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You sound like a party pooper.
If it ever happens to me, I'll start a thread about it.
Black Door
Banned
OP and most of the work staff must be extremely young, because that guy could have had some kind of medical problem or food poisoning or something and may have needed help
AlimNassor
Banned
Haven't you heard OP? it's cool to poop your pants. You aren't cool if you don't poop your pants.
Chuckpebble
Member
Show him this thread and put him on here! I demand it!
I work with good people. Co worker just told me he sharted big time.
If your avatar is really you, then I must say you have the face of someone that looks like they probably shit their pants a lot as a kid. I can see why you got all salty.
fixed.
Buddha Beam
Banned
I would say its not funny, as someone who has had embarrassing problems around the pants in the past... but I'd be a hypocrite.
In fact, just an hour or so ago I was taking a whiz in the bathroom when some guy come in and uses the urinal next to me. Suddenly I hear this... sound like a sprinkler. *Spt spt spt spt spt!*
He was either furiously jerking off or maybe was wearing a malfunctioning catheter? I don't know. But I felt bad for wanting (and repressing the urge) to laugh.
In fact, just an hour or so ago I was taking a whiz in the bathroom when some guy come in and uses the urinal next to me. Suddenly I hear this... sound like a sprinkler. *Spt spt spt spt spt!*
He was either furiously jerking off or maybe was wearing a malfunctioning catheter? I don't know. But I felt bad for wanting (and repressing the urge) to laugh.
A guy I work with wandered into a bathroom with an out of order sign on it and took a shit. It turns out the bathroom was out of order because the sewage line was disconnected and that created a chute into the room below the bathroom. When the guy flushed there was a bunch of yelling and screaming because shit ended up going all over equipment in the room below him.
He was so embarrassed he had tears in eyes for the rest of the day and was constantly freaking out thinking he was about to be fired. It got really uncomfortable cause I'd spontaneously start laughing throughout the day and he'd laugh along for a few seconds and then his laughter would turn in to sobs.
He still hasn't lived it down and people make fun of him for it on a regular basis. He is now terrified to use that bathroom anymore.
Good luck to your co-worker OP.
He was so embarrassed he had tears in eyes for the rest of the day and was constantly freaking out thinking he was about to be fired. It got really uncomfortable cause I'd spontaneously start laughing throughout the day and he'd laugh along for a few seconds and then his laughter would turn in to sobs.
He still hasn't lived it down and people make fun of him for it on a regular basis. He is now terrified to use that bathroom anymore.
Good luck to your co-worker OP.
stufte
Member
What are you, 12? dudebro...
Your asshole becomes your best bro at that point. It's like Scotty in Engineering with the "keptin I cannae hold it much longer, can you open the goddamn front door key lock or not?"
Cold sweats, knees shaking, body shivering, atheist calling out to God for mercy type shit. "God give me the strength."
The Elite
BOSS
Civility out the window.
Tesseract
Banned
i'm dying.
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
All signs point to yes. At least a 12 year old mentality.
Amen.
It's going to happen.
Broder Salsa
Banned
That's a pretty shitty thing to say.
His user name is his name. With a period behind it.
He must be thinking he's laughing with them, but they are just laughing at him.
lol I was kidding around man. jesus. he calls my co workers scumbags and how we act despicable and i cant have a retort? give me a break.
If your avatar is really you, then I must say you have the face of someone that looks like they probably enjoy bubble baths a lot as a kid. I can see why you got all soapy.
...That's soap right?
Charles Foster Kane
Rosebud
It once happened where I used to work too. Poor guy, it must have been so embarrasing
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
Well, what do you want us to call them? Misunderstood douchebags?
Nah the laughing at him happened while he was gone.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
We're deffo gonna need more info
VanillaCakeIsBurning
Member
Insulting someone's face in their avatar is considered a no-no OP. I imagine someone who makes a habit of that would be banned pretty quickly.
Only had diarrhea once in grade 1 I think. After that I gained mastery over glute clenching.
Only had diarrhea once in grade 1 I think. After that I gained mastery over glute clenching.
Revolutionary
Member
Wow, this thread... I don't think I've ever seen a shart defense force before.
It's embarrassing for sure, but anyone who runs out of a room after shitting himself is going to be laughed at. It's a comical situation.
It's embarrassing for sure, but anyone who runs out of a room after shitting himself is going to be laughed at. It's a comical situation.
The_Hitcher89
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Having shared a Community thread with him for around a year, he has the personality of someone who still shits himself with some degree of regularity
<3 Wooden
terrdactycalsrock
Member
That sucks for him. Accidents like that happen, hopefully everyone will be big enough to not make fun of him or anything
We're not laughing anymore. Dude sharted. He admitted it.
Yeah this has probably gotta be the most embarrassing thing I could ever think of. It would be awful to rub it in.
Tesseract
Banned
chinner this is unlike you. are you ok?
Art Teitlebaum
Member
Gastrointestinal viruses can be bitches. Laughing about someone losing his ability to control his body functions seems really... immature. Just saying.
Bulbo Urethral Baggins
Banned
I think clapping for him is perfectly fine. It's much better than pretending it never happened and him returning to the office and having to take the long walk of shame back to his desk with everyone gawking at him in complete silence.
RIP
Definitely. He took and is taking it well.
I know GAF is notorious for defense forces, but a Pant Shitting Defense Force? That's a new one. sogood.gif.
Charles Foster Kane
Rosebud
Not much to say really. I worked at a call center, a guy once shat himself, never saw him again. He did shit all over the chair though.
Tesseract
Banned
don't knock it 'till you try it. those squishy brown poopy feels. ugh.
stufte
Member
Yah, because empathy is silly.
Krauser Kat
Member
When i worked at target. We had a guy who was on the spectrum pushing carts. He was always friendly but really weird mostly because of his condition i believe. We were coagulating (target employees always used blood puns when referring to themselves) me, 2 work buddies, our shift manager and the cart guy about an hour into our shift. It smells really bad. We all play it off, manager tells us to look around for anything that might be making it smell. We disband and go about our jobs.
We get together again about 3ish hours later. The manager looks kinda mad.
"why does it smell like shit in the store. The smell went away earlier"
"we dont know"
Carts doesnt say anything, manager looks at Carts.
"Did you shit your pants?"
"Noo"
Stern look from the manager
"If you shit your pants we are going to have to send you home"
he looks down sheepishly "maybe"
"maybe? either you shit your pants or you didnt"
"i was pushing carts and it happened"
the girl in the group kinda backs away and gags, then speed walks away
I just start smirking so hard trying not to laugh
Manager sends him home, goes on a tirade about how fucked up that was.
Poor kid got fired a couple weeks later, i dont know if the incident had anything to do with it.
We get together again about 3ish hours later. The manager looks kinda mad.
"why does it smell like shit in the store. The smell went away earlier"
"we dont know"
Carts doesnt say anything, manager looks at Carts.
"Did you shit your pants?"
"Noo"
Stern look from the manager
"If you shit your pants we are going to have to send you home"
he looks down sheepishly "maybe"
"maybe? either you shit your pants or you didnt"
"i was pushing carts and it happened"
the girl in the group kinda backs away and gags, then speed walks away
I just start smirking so hard trying not to laugh
Manager sends him home, goes on a tirade about how fucked up that was.
Poor kid got fired a couple weeks later, i dont know if the incident had anything to do with it.
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