What kind of world do you live in where people wouldn't give him a hard time for it?
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Someone in my office just shit their pants. Literally.
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Charles Foster Kane
Rosebud
I your world high school?
Alligatorjandro
Banned
It would really suck if someone else shit in your pants.
Tesseract
Banned
Aint nothin wrong with sharing poopy feels.
freenudemacusers
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Oh man I love those feels
The Elite
BOSS
While I was still wearing them?
freenudemacusers
Member
Then they are probably used to the gentle ribbing of coworkers/peers over pooped pants. They have no poop feels.
I knew a kid once at my huge high school (1600+) that had bad shits but he was literally leaking his shit as he ran through the halls to the nearest mens room. Man, when the bell rang, the smell was SO bad, some kids just got sick from the smell. I wondered how is shitting kid doing (okay I hope... because that WAS really bad. 
SnakeswithLasers
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I don't know your particular office's culture, but from the way you're putting it, you guys sound like awful pricks.
thecouncil
Banned
Now he has a first reason to quit his job, you mean.
Broder Salsa
Banned
It is me and it's this weird stuff. Crazy rip off of a site, it was just laying around in huge blocks at the actual lagoon for anyone to use.
Go back to the thread and don't show your ugly Suarez face out here in the public.
In 3rd grade, there was a kid in my class who shat himself during what was our math lesson. As soon as the smell hit the air, the teacher stopped what she was doing, paused, and then said: "Does someone want to say something?"
The kid got escorted by this one wiseass in my class. To this day, the guy claimed that as he walked the kid down the hall to the bathroom, he kicked him right in the ass in order to smear the brown butter all over it.
Now THAT's a dick move.
The kid got escorted by this one wiseass in my class. To this day, the guy claimed that as he walked the kid down the hall to the bathroom, he kicked him right in the ass in order to smear the brown butter all over it.
Now THAT's a dick move.
Nah we're all cool and just a bunch of merry pranksters.
Did you just invent this story to make you and your coworkers look better?
Nope this is a true story. Dude never lived it down either. People made fun of him about it all the way through fucking high school.
BankaiZaraki
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I shit my pants once when I was over at my ex-fiance's grandma's house. Had a stomach virus I believe at the time and I had to fart so I let one go..but that wasn't all I let go
Broder Salsa
Banned
Mang can't believe I didn't get that.
It was nice, although I got some in my eye later and it really hurt. My skin was already amazing though.
Anticitizen One
Banned
I know I was just joking. That really sounds awful though
But imo what you did so far wasn't bad. I personally could take it. People in this thread are overreacting a bit.
I know I was just joking. That really sounds awful though
But imo what you did so far wasn't bad. I personally could take it. People in this thread are overreacting a bit.
Hey I didn't even do anything except make a thread about it to see everyones reactions. It's not like I walked over to his desk laughing my ass off and throwing toilet paper rolls at him.
Broder Salsa
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Once pooped my pants as a kid in school too, of course having already then played lots of Metal Gear I knew how to stealth that shit home to the nearest toilet without anyone taking notice. Of course it wasn't like a full on poop, but it was quite a bit of feces that I did not expect from the fart and no one ever knew until this day.
Do you feel better now for sharing?
Slayer-33
Liverpool-2
Came here to post this
I've dealt with crohns it's not fun... sometimes you can't control it.
I'm glad that I'm pretty much cured, thanks 6-mp
Last time I shat my pants was when I was 10, wasn't in school though.
Come to think of it, I shat my pants when I was in kindergarden and 2nd grade too ;x
I still wonder how I, who had shat his pants that often in school, turned out to be a person with a decent amount of self-esteem and confidence.
Come to think of it, I shat my pants when I was in kindergarden and 2nd grade too ;x
I still wonder how I, who had shat his pants that often in school, turned out to be a person with a decent amount of self-esteem and confidence.
Maybe you were too young to have it have some sort of long term, detrimental and psychological effect on you?
Or maybe you just didn't give a shit.
Suburban_Nooblet
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LOL! Guess he has to quit?
Broder Salsa
Banned
Always felt pretty good about it, but also somehow wanted to brag about it, which of course is hard to your friends when they are the ones you hid it from which made it awesome. Pretty sure I could take completely normal sized crap in an elevator full of people without them knowing it was me, think I could even get the blame for the smell over on one specific person in the elevator.
Thread backfire denial detection system engaged.
Love crop dusting the elevator before I get off of it.
I don't know man, it kinda helped I moved after 3rd grade and then went to a different school.
But I think I didn't give a shit either.
MoonsaultSlayer
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I'm just against the whole instant sharing of something horrifying and embarassing on Twitter/facebook/forums.
Where's common decency? Everyone wants to be the funny guy, never the silent helper.
thecouncil
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you should walk over to him, shit your pants while standing at his desk, and say, "we're the same."
then you can hug him or buy him lunch or something depending on what time of day it is where you are.
That is true, but I knew that sharing this with you all would get some really good stories out of it.
if the office were really mature, they would have all done the same spartacus style
Someone just said we should all shit ourselves in unison so we can all be equal.
True, but I already said a couple times that my coworker said that he sharted. He has no Crohns, or IBS or anything like that. He took a gamble and lost.
youngwerther
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I shit my pants at an after-school daycare I attended during 1st grade.
I really had to shit and got up from the snack table to ask permission to go to the bathroom. They daycare ladies were talking to each other and refused to acknowledge me, and I was the kind of kid who was too shy to speak up first.
So I just sat there holding it, breaking out into a sweat, shifting from one foot to the other, until finally one of them looked down at me annoyed and sarcastically listed "yeeeeessss??"
I asked if I could go to the bathroom and then ran off in that direction without waiting for a reply. I remember making it all the way to the stall, dropping my underwear and hanging my ass over the seat, except I didn't get far enough and it all came out in my underwear.
This had never happened and I had no idea what to do. I scooped the main mass of it out with toilet paper, but there was still large streaks of it embedded in the fibers of my underwear. For some reason I didn't think that would be noticeable.
I put my underwear back on and walked back to the snack table. Shit was smeared all over my ass from walking in it. As soon as I sat down a wave of disturbance made its way through the other kids and they almost immediately discerned that I had shit myself.
I still vividly remember the child next to me, turning his looming, stupid face right towards my own, eyes closed and nostrils flaring, mouth wide open in a half grimace half laugher, and screaming "HE POOPED IN HIS PANTS!!!!"
The daycare workers were never kind, but when they found out what happened they instantly hated me and didn't even try to hide it. They cleaned me up the best they could and called my parents to see if they could leave work a bit early to come and get me. By the time my parents got me home I had dried shit all over myself and developed a rash.
I felt humiliated and cornered during the entire event, and it was a trauma that I didn't get over for a very long time, as far as my early 20s, I was afraid of being in a situation where I could not escape (like a test at school or a band concert), and having to suddenly shit and being able to do nothing about it. This nervousness would, ironically, disturb my stomach until I actually had to shit. In middle school I used to throw up my breakfast every morning because I was afraid that if I didn't I would have to shit on the bus. I was probably malnourished and used to get horrendous stomach cramps. I used to spend a lot of time romanticizing the ancient past were primitive humans could shit wherever they wanted without having to look for toilets or follow social etiquette. By the time I was 17 I was almost entirely agoraphobic. I almost failed my senior year of high school because I refused to go to school or leave the house. I missed out on scholarships because of this, I missed out on friends, I missed out on nutrition and health.
When your coworker returns you should offer him solace and compassion.
I really had to shit and got up from the snack table to ask permission to go to the bathroom. They daycare ladies were talking to each other and refused to acknowledge me, and I was the kind of kid who was too shy to speak up first.
So I just sat there holding it, breaking out into a sweat, shifting from one foot to the other, until finally one of them looked down at me annoyed and sarcastically listed "yeeeeessss??"
I asked if I could go to the bathroom and then ran off in that direction without waiting for a reply. I remember making it all the way to the stall, dropping my underwear and hanging my ass over the seat, except I didn't get far enough and it all came out in my underwear.
This had never happened and I had no idea what to do. I scooped the main mass of it out with toilet paper, but there was still large streaks of it embedded in the fibers of my underwear. For some reason I didn't think that would be noticeable.
I put my underwear back on and walked back to the snack table. Shit was smeared all over my ass from walking in it. As soon as I sat down a wave of disturbance made its way through the other kids and they almost immediately discerned that I had shit myself.
I still vividly remember the child next to me, turning his looming, stupid face right towards my own, eyes closed and nostrils flaring, mouth wide open in a half grimace half laugher, and screaming "HE POOPED IN HIS PANTS!!!!"
The daycare workers were never kind, but when they found out what happened they instantly hated me and didn't even try to hide it. They cleaned me up the best they could and called my parents to see if they could leave work a bit early to come and get me. By the time my parents got me home I had dried shit all over myself and developed a rash.
I felt humiliated and cornered during the entire event, and it was a trauma that I didn't get over for a very long time, as far as my early 20s, I was afraid of being in a situation where I could not escape (like a test at school or a band concert), and having to suddenly shit and being able to do nothing about it. This nervousness would, ironically, disturb my stomach until I actually had to shit. In middle school I used to throw up my breakfast every morning because I was afraid that if I didn't I would have to shit on the bus. I was probably malnourished and used to get horrendous stomach cramps. I used to spend a lot of time romanticizing the ancient past were primitive humans could shit wherever they wanted without having to look for toilets or follow social etiquette. By the time I was 17 I was almost entirely agoraphobic. I almost failed my senior year of high school because I refused to go to school or leave the house. I missed out on scholarships because of this, I missed out on friends, I missed out on nutrition and health.
When your coworker returns you should offer him solace and compassion.
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