• Hey Guest. Check out your NeoGAF Wrapped 2025 results here!

Someone recorded me masturbating

Cunth said:
i want you guys to imagine just how gross my jerkoffs must look
Click to expand...

YOCZUgS.png

I'll take this guy's word.
 
Stouffers said:
My roommate in military college caught me once. We locked eyes for a solid 5 seconds before he slowly backed out of the room. We never spoke of it, but he requested a room change the next semester.
Click to expand...
Did you finish after he left?
 
Search for that bitcoin wallet and see how many transactions have taken place, people fall for this stuff all the time. They dont realise companies get compromised and data leaks. Hello Garmin & Canon.
 
I've had a couple of similar ones. I immediately knew it was a scam as I don't have a webcam and it was an old password, but it was a little worrying to see something I used was breached.

gn1xrFw.png
 
I remember someone getting messages via email or FB that he is being recorded. I thought it was funny because he was using an old desktop PC and monitor with no web cameras connected anywhere.
 
So many people have to come to me for legal advice while also trying to avoid saying masturbating and porn. Then I'm like I got one for porn everyone did and they have a big sigh of relief
 
Even if someone has video of me doing it with date and timestamps and video of what I'm looking at and they show me I'm gonna be like "it's a deepfake/fakenews" or if it's regarding something really benign like female solo I'll just be like "yeah that's me. You gotta problem with that? Also, stop looking at my dick you perverts"
 
We can forgo the bitcoins if you like, just hit me up some gaf gold and we'll call it quits. I'm not sure the Internet is ready for such masturbatory magnificence anyway.
 
I got a similar email before.

"I know who you are "posts password"

I just ignored it and changed all of my passwords.
 
Joke's on you scammer, my family already videotaped me masturbating in 1998 and they play it every year at Christmas to embarrass me
 
I got one of those e-mails a year ago. Even with that "this is a generated e-mail, so no contacting me" bit.
I replied telling the guy that the hacking skill must be magic as I don't (at the time) own a webcam.
He replies with nearly 10 paragraphs of technobabble.
I reply with "I thought you said this was a generated e-mail so you wouldn't get replies?"
Begin radio silence.
 
Tik Tok shutdown can't have come soon enough for you, huh. Because we all know the entire video from *unzip* to clean-up will fit in the 60 second limit.
 
I got this email before.

I did nothing and can confirm my 12 inch monster did not break the internet.

The guy would have been doing me a favour, I might have been able to take an early retirement.
 
GHG said:
I got this email before.

I did nothing and can confirm my 12 inch monster did not break the internet.

The guy would have been doing me a favour, I might have been able to take an early retirement.
Click to expand...
Legend says that if you spit on it, that the drool dries up before reaching the bottom. And that helicopter rescue missions are mostly needed to those that climb its summit.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

Want to kill someone? AI here's to help!
6
273
NeoIkaruGAF replied
  • Locked
I'm never really one to cheer on someone getting fired, but..
2
86
913
Esca replied
Tips for someone wanting to get into 3D printing
17
493
P:axMagellanic replied
Best Way To Get Someone Into Warhammer 40,000?
22
672
Jinxed replied
Frequent Fliers, what's the most annoying thing someone has done on a plane you've flown on?
2
65
238
clarky replied
Top Bottom