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Übermatik;209316550 said:You can browse other British inventions and discoveries here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_innovations_and_discoveries
The list is... exhaustive.
Is Brexit on the list though?
Übermatik;209316550 said:You can browse other British inventions and discoveries here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_innovations_and_discoveries
The list is... exhaustive.
You bloody Brits had become such a dominantly powerful naval force that you started recruiting our sailors and convincing them to be your own, and then nobody could afford to buy your incredibly wonderful goods which were in increasingly high demand once they tried terrible American products, so you started banning us from selling our literal junk on your continent in order to prevent the proliferation of terrible low quality products.
You bloody Brits had become such bad sailors that you started taking our sailors and forcing them to be your own, and then nobody wanted to buy your shitty goods once they tried American products, so you started banning us from selling our superior junk on your continent.
Today there are nearly 1300 McDonalds and 550 Starbucks on your rain-soaked hermit rock. That's a full scale, successful invasion. The only American product we haven't been able to successfully export to the UK is toothpaste.
The finds include 42,000-year-old bird bone and mammoth ivory flutes which are the oldest musical instruments ever found, the 40,000-year-old Ice Age Lion Man which is the oldest uncontested figurative art ever discovered, and the 35,000-year-old Venus of Hohle Fels which is the oldest uncontested human figurative art ever discovered.
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Are you ok? Something tells me you're bitter.
hmm yes i agree
All thanks to the big ass brain drain the rest of the world suffers from combined with our odd and unique spirit of individuality.
We've got:
Internet
Cable Television
Modern television
Film
Lighting rods
Swivel chair
Cupcakes
Suspension bridges
Fire hydrant
Dental floss
Combine harvester
Morse code
Gas mask
Jackhammer
Potato chips
Eraser
Machine gun
Barbed wire
Paper bag
Jeans
QWERTY
Solar cell
Vinyl records
Ballpoint pen
Stop sign
Smoke detector
Ferris wheel
Zipper
Powered flight
Assembly line
Air conditioning
Electric light
Electricity for power
Supermarkets
Digital computer
ATM
Deodorant
Microwave oven
Tupperware
Credit card
Defibrillator
Cat litter
Video games
Airbags
Hard drive
Videotape
Lasers
Integrated circuit
GPS
Oral contraceptive
LED
Computer mice
CDs
WiFi
PCs
Microprocessors
Video game consoles
Cell phones
Heimlich maneuver
UPCs
BBSes
GUIs
So fucking much we needed four different Wikipedia articles to fit it all. You're welcome world.
Insulin is a biological compound you weirdo. Your loser country didn't invent it.Motherfuckin' Insulin! You're welcome America!
Don't forget Basketball. They seem to like that as well.Motherfuckin' Insulin! You're welcome America!
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TV dramas/ soap operas. (Turkey)
Not saying they are good or anything, but it's pretty amazing we are able to sell them to 100+ countries all around the world. Not only that, the thing is they aren't even a niche in most of those places. How many countries can say that they are able to export pop culture? Not that many i reckon.
I'll let you have the Renaissance (technically Italy didn't exist as a country so you shouldn't be allowed to take credit for that), but the Roman Empire is too far out.
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TV dramas/ soap operas. (Turkey)
Not saying they are good or anything, but it's pretty amazing we are able to sell them to 100+ countries all around the world. Not only that, the thing is they aren't even a niche in most of those places. How many countries can say that they are able to export pop culture? Not that many i reckon.
Mexico.
Siestas.
Norway invented fjords.
my manJazz Music
- USA
Norway invented fjords.
Insulin is a biological compound you weirdo. Your loser country didn't invent it.
Anyway, I feel like being from America sort of disqualifies me, so I'll pick something from my city instead. Pittsburgh invented the Polio vaccine, a medical breakthrough that every human isn't inherently born with.