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Something your country does well or invented, that you take pride in.

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Linux
IRC
SSH
Erwise (the first graphical web browser)
Ice skates
Sound film
Sauna
The molotov cocktail
Dish draining closet (I still wonder why the hell the rest of the world hasn't caught on with this)
 
You bloody Brits had become such a dominantly powerful naval force that you started recruiting our sailors and convincing them to be your own, and then nobody could afford to buy your incredibly wonderful goods which were in increasingly high demand once they tried terrible American products, so you started banning us from selling our literal junk on your continent in order to prevent the proliferation of terrible low quality products.

hmm yes i agree
 
The Steelpan
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Also Doubles
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You bloody Brits had become such bad sailors that you started taking our sailors and forcing them to be your own, and then nobody wanted to buy your shitty goods once they tried American products, so you started banning us from selling our superior junk on your continent.

Today there are nearly 1300 McDonalds and 550 Starbucks on your rain-soaked hermit rock. That's a full scale, successful invasion. The only American product we haven't been able to successfully export to the UK is toothpaste.

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Are you ok? Something tells me you're bitter.
 
The finds include 42,000-year-old bird bone and mammoth ivory flutes which are the oldest musical instruments ever found, the 40,000-year-old Ice Age Lion Man which is the oldest uncontested figurative art ever discovered, and the 35,000-year-old Venus of Hohle Fels which is the oldest uncontested human figurative art ever discovered.


so proud, so me!


Honestly though the printing press and Bach.
 
All thanks to the big ass brain drain the rest of the world suffers from combined with our odd and unique spirit of individuality.

We've got:
Internet
Cable Television
Modern television
Film
Lighting rods
Swivel chair
Cupcakes
Suspension bridges
Fire hydrant
Dental floss
Combine harvester
Morse code
Gas mask
Jackhammer
Potato chips
Eraser
Machine gun
Barbed wire
Paper bag
Jeans
QWERTY
Solar cell
Vinyl records
Ballpoint pen
Stop sign
Smoke detector
Ferris wheel
Zipper
Powered flight
Assembly line
Air conditioning
Electric light
Electricity for power
Supermarkets
Digital computer
ATM
Deodorant
Microwave oven
Tupperware
Credit card
Defibrillator
Cat litter
Video games
Airbags
Hard drive
Videotape
Lasers
Integrated circuit
GPS
Oral contraceptive
LED
Computer mice
CDs
WiFi
PCs
Microprocessors
Email
Video game consoles
Cell phones
Heimlich maneuver
UPCs
BBSes
GUIs



So fucking much we needed four different Wikipedia articles to fit it all. You're welcome world.

Scary thing is a good third of those all came out of Bell Labs alone.

Interesting to think where the tech industry would be today if we hadn't broken up AT&T when we did.
 
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TV dramas/ soap operas. (Turkey)

Not saying they are good or anything, but it's pretty amazing we are able to sell them to 100+ countries all around the world. Not only that, the thing is they aren't even a niche in most of those places. How many countries can say that they are able to export pop culture? Not that many i reckon.
 
Motherfuckin' Insulin! You're welcome America!
Insulin is a biological compound you weirdo. Your loser country didn't invent it.

Anyway, I feel like being from America sort of disqualifies me, so I'll pick something from my city instead. Pittsburgh invented the Polio vaccine, a medical breakthrough that every human isn't inherently born with.
 
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TV dramas/ soap operas. (Turkey)

Not saying they are good or anything, but it's pretty amazing we are able to sell them to 100+ countries all around the world. Not only that, the thing is they aren't even a niche in most of those places. How many countries can say that they are able to export pop culture? Not that many i reckon.

Oh man my mom loves them! She watches almost everything Greek TV picks up.
 
I appreciate every day that I get to enjoy American football while the rest of the world suffers through another soccer game.
 
Most of The North in Game of Thrones
The DeLorean
Titanic (H&W in general)

I know the first two aren't invented from here but s'all I can think of from Northern Ireland rn
 
My father is Croatian - the tie is a Croatian invention. Keep this in mind on your way to your job ;P

Mother is German, well, Germans have invented nearly everything.
I bet everything US Americans will name itt has been invented by a German, too.

Proud? No, fuck stupid nationalistic sentimentalism.
 
Norway invented fjords.

Like hell you did!

All you did was roll in with your brutish fish-knights and steal them from the indigenous population that created them. Those people had spent centuries pain-stakingly carving them by hand and tooth pick and you took it all from them in a single night. You didn't even get the name right! You misspellt it! They named these magnificent monuments after themselves: the Fnords. You wouldn't even let them have that. A shameful display!

But we Swedes, we remember. We remember the Fnords and their fnords. And we know that one day, when the stars are right, there will be a righteous reckoning. For their great works weren't just the petty decorations you think them... Watch the fnords, Norwegians. Listen to them, as you pull your baby seal skin rugs over your heads at night, as you hear them moan.

And tremble.
 
This thing (on the right):
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plus our longstanding space program and collaboration with NASA and the ISS.

We have a fairly extensive military history, including vital roles in WW 1 and 2, though we tend to get left out of the war movies :(

Oh and we also invented peacekeeping.
 
Another US resident here.
The Movie/Entertainment Industry as we know it.
Video Games
Rock and Roll
Oreos

That's just stuff from the US as a whole. As for where I'm from (central Virginia), there wasn't a ton of interesting stuff, but I do know that a school fairly close to where I live was the last school in the US to integrate fully... so there's that.
 
Insulin is a biological compound you weirdo. Your loser country didn't invent it.

Anyway, I feel like being from America sort of disqualifies me, so I'll pick something from my city instead. Pittsburgh invented the Polio vaccine, a medical breakthrough that every human isn't inherently born with.

Your post is a joke post right? Cause the invention of recombinant human insulin is keeping people alive everyday....
 
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I don't live in Brazil, but I was born there. No idea if they invented that or not but MY GOD, Brazilian Steakhouses(aka Churrascarias) are the fucking greatest thing in the world.
 
- Telephone
- Insulin
- Light Bulb (Edison bought the patent from us.)
- Snowmobile
- Pacemaker
- Standard Time
- Electron Microscope
- Ice Hockey
- Basketball
- Walkie-Talkie
- Alkaline Battery
- Pablum
- Instant Replay
- Canola
- Amplitude Modulation (AM)
- Pager
- Hydrofoil
- Parclo Highway Interchange
- IMAX
- Sonar
- Garbage Bag
- Caulking Gun
- Paint Roller
- Egg Carton
 
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