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MiyazakiHatesKojima

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It's official: The DualSense is the best controller of next-gen just by the design, look, and features that it brings (and further features to be announced soon!)

Without further or do, post your favourite memes even if they poke fun at the King of Next Gen Controllers ;)

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not really:

- no 3.5 mm jack
- Built-in microphone, horrible for in-game chat, you will hear a lot of people talking lol
- still the stupid glowing light, will destroy battery life
- oh the horrible D-Pad, looks like the PSP D-Pad.
- horrible buttons, not even colored
- questionable two-color scheme
- gimmick features, that mostly dev will ignore, even on the switch those features are mostly ignored


oh, and it uses batteries.

But post those funny memes. It's just not the perfect controller like you pretend it to be and people are even complaining now:



Its on top of /r/gaming and on top of reddit.
 
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Ashoca said:
not really:

- no 3.5 mm jack
- Built-in microphone, horrible for in-game chat, you will hear a lot of people talking lol
- still the stupid glowing light, will destroy battery life
- oh the horrible D-Pad, looks like the PSP D-Pad.
- horrible buttons, not even colored
- questionable two-color scheme
- gimmick features, that mostly dev will ignore, even on the switch those features are mostly ignored


oh, and it uses batteries.

But post those funny memes. It's just not the perfect controller like you pretend it to be and people are even complaining now:



Its on top of /r/gaming and on top of reddit.
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Where'd you get this stuff? You can clearly see the headphone jack in one of the picture amd the in built mic is mutable. It has a built in battery.
 
Ashoca said:
not really:

- no 3.5 mm jack
- Built-in microphone, horrible for in-game chat, you will hear a lot of people talking lol
- still the stupid glowing light, will destroy battery life
- oh the horrible D-Pad, looks like the PSP D-Pad.
- horrible buttons, not even colored
- questionable two-color scheme
- gimmick features, that mostly dev will ignore, even on the switch those features are mostly ignored


oh, and it uses batteries.

But post those funny memes. It's just not the perfect controller like you pretend it to be and people are even complaining now:



Its on top of /r/gaming and on top of reddit.
Click to expand...

Xbox Fanboy Alt Account Android #12

GAF is becoming a lot like Dragon Ball Z these past couple of weeks lol.

Also, you're judging based on incomplete and unverified information.

The controller has yet to be fully revealed in terms of features and specific specs like battery life and so forth.
 
Ashoca said:
not really:

- no 3.5 mm jack
- Built-in microphone, horrible for in-game chat, you will hear a lot of people talking lol
- still the stupid glowing light, will destroy battery life
- oh the horrible D-Pad, looks like the PSP D-Pad.
- horrible buttons, not even colored
- questionable two-color scheme
- gimmick features, that mostly dev will ignore, even on the switch those features are mostly ignored


oh, and it uses batteries.

But post those funny memes. It's just not the perfect controller like you pretend it to be and people are even complaining now:



Its on top of /r/gaming and on top of reddit.
Click to expand...

A lot of FUD in that post starting with the lack of 3.5mm jack lol
 
MiyazakiHatesKojima said:
Xbox Fanboy Alt Account Android #12

GAF is becoming a lot like Dragon Ball Z these past couple of weeks lol.

Also, you're judging based on incomplete and unverified information.

The controller has yet to be fully revealed in terms of features and specific specs like battery life and so forth.
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Indeed he is, part of X discord group "quick reaction force" 💚
 
Ashoca said:
not really:

- no 3.5 mm jack
- Built-in microphone, horrible for in-game chat, you will hear a lot of people talking lol
- still the stupid glowing light, will destroy battery life
- oh the horrible D-Pad, looks like the PSP D-Pad.
- horrible buttons, not even colored
- questionable two-color scheme
- gimmick features, that mostly dev will ignore, even on the switch those features are mostly ignored


oh, and it uses batteries.

But post those funny memes. It's just not the perfect controller like you pretend it to be and people are even complaining now:



Its on top of /r/gaming and on top of reddit.
Click to expand...



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Ashoca said:
not really:

- no 3.5 mm jack
- Built-in microphone, horrible for in-game chat, you will hear a lot of people talking lol
- still the stupid glowing light, will destroy battery life
- oh the horrible D-Pad, looks like the PSP D-Pad.
- horrible buttons, not even colored
- questionable two-color scheme
- gimmick features, that mostly dev will ignore, even on the switch those features are mostly ignored


oh, and it uses batteries.

But post those funny memes. It's just not the perfect controller like you pretend it to be and people are even complaining now:



Its on top of /r/gaming and on top of reddit.
Click to expand...

I don't even know where to start . I honestly suggest deleting this post or burning it
 
I think that opening below the mute button is actually the mic. I'm worried they did remove the mic jack in favor of Bluetooth only 😬.

I wonder if it will have the paddles on the back. Also any chance the grips are touch sensetive like the pad in the middle?
 
ghairat said:
What? No 3.5 mm headphone jack?
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There has been no confirmation of this. People are just assuming since they cant see one in the pic. Looks like Sony purposefully left out pics of the bottom and the back of the controller. There is a lot more to be released about it...including battery size, bluetooth version, weight, dimensions, rear buttons or mic jack. Its all up in the air at this time.
 
How can you derail a shit subjective fanboy thread?

Personally, I think it looks quite nice (if a little like a stormtrooper), but those symmetrical sticks instantly make it uncomfortably worse than the xbox controller.

Gonna report this one too?
 
BigLee74 said:
How can you derail a shit subjective fanboy thread?

Personally, I think it looks quite nice (if a little like a stormtrooper), but those symmetrical sticks instantly make it uncomfortably worse than the xbox controller.

Gonna report this one too?
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Derail what but, these memes are shit because they are forced and not born in love and kek like the xbox power memes. But imitation is the greatest form of flattery I guess? (And by that I mean the memes thread, not just the controller)
 
I am baffled with the lack of headphone jack comments, WTF. They crystal clear said it retains the 3.5mm headphone jack since last october when it was revealed via the wired article. All fake news mongering people have to be banned from threads!
 
I don't get why everyone is hating on the built in mic when it hasn't been tested yet?

My friend just uses his playstation camera mic and I can hear him perfectly clearly.

Not to mention Sony have been putting microphones in their mobile phones and noise cancelling headphones for years now.

I'd be surprised if they couldn't fit something acceptable into this now fairly large controller.
 
Ashoca said:
not really:

- no 3.5 mm jack
- Built-in microphone, horrible for in-game chat, you will hear a lot of people talking lol
- still the stupid glowing light, will destroy battery life
- oh the horrible D-Pad, looks like the PSP D-Pad.
- horrible buttons, not even colored
- questionable two-color scheme
- gimmick features, that mostly dev will ignore, even on the switch those features are mostly ignored


oh, and it uses batteries.

But post those funny memes. It's just not the perfect controller like you pretend it to be and people are even complaining now:



Its on top of /r/gaming and on top of reddit.
Click to expand...


Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Put the console war coat of arms and armaments down. This is a thread for everyone to have fun.
 
Prash said:
I am baffled with the lack of headphone jack comments, WTF. They crystal clear said it retains the 3.5mm headphone jack since last october when it was revealed via the wired article. All fake news mongering people have to be banned from threads!
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Yeap the second Wired article talks about that.
 
Ashoca said:
not really:

- no 3.5 mm jack
- Built-in microphone, horrible for in-game chat, you will hear a lot of people talking lol
- still the stupid glowing light, will destroy battery life
- oh the horrible D-Pad, looks like the PSP D-Pad.
- horrible buttons, not even colored
- questionable two-color scheme
- gimmick features, that mostly dev will ignore, even on the switch those features are mostly ignored


oh, and it uses batteries.

But post those funny memes. It's just not the perfect controller like you pretend it to be and people are even complaining now:



Its on top of /r/gaming and on top of reddit.
Click to expand...


You really need something sweet in your life, you seem pretty bitter. Over a controller? Damn, man, you're taking this a bit too personal... in a meme thread, too.

Lighten up your load :messenger_tears_of_joy:
 
For me the controller died with the same problem that persists since 1997: The position of the left stick. However, the resistive triggers are nice.
 
BigLee74 said:
How can you derail a shit subjective fanboy thread?

Personally, I think it looks quite nice (if a little like a stormtrooper), but those symmetrical sticks instantly make it uncomfortably worse than the xbox controller.

Gonna report this one too?
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Mattyp said:
Derail what but, these memes are shit because they are forced and not born in love and kek like the xbox power memes. But imitation is the greatest form of flattery I guess? (And by that I mean the memes thread, not just the controller)
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X fans goes in their so-called "forced and shit thread" and then complains how shit and forced it is. Oh the insecurities
 
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Prash said:
I am baffled with the lack of headphone jack comments, WTF. They crystal clear said it retains the 3.5mm headphone jack since last october when it was revealed via the wired article. All fake news mongering people have to be banned from threads!
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FUD doesn't spread on its own...
 
The only thing people wanted was better battery life. That was the biggest flaw with the ps4 controller.
I guess they did not manage that without going with normal batteries.
Maybe the could cut cost this way.
 
You've come to that conclusion without even trying the thing. Here is something official. Not everyone agrees with you. Your opinion does not represent the entire gaming community. You're biased towards sony. This thread is spam and needs to be closed.
 
Postaldude40 said:
The only thing people wanted was better battery life. That was the biggest flaw with the ps4 controller.
I guess they did not manage that without going with normal batteries.
Maybe the could cut cost this way.
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They are still going with rechargeable batteries like the DS4 ?
 
It's def. a step up. We still don't know about the share button being now something else.. something like creating or something.. anyone know ?
 
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