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Sorry GAF, but the world is going to be annihilated today.

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McCann said that, according to his interpretation of the Bible, the world will be obliterated “with fire”.
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You know, now you mention it, it does feel warmer than usual here...

Wait, what is that orange glow in the sky...

Oh God, they were right, it's happening!

IT BURNS, OH LORD JESUS IT BURNS! GAF SAVE ME.

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Only in 'mericah where doomdays always start in their time.

And as the interpretation of the bible.....theres a reason why there's so many denominations.
 
ElTorro said:
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/06/end-of-world-7-october-ebible-fellowship



So, now to the important questions:

(1) What's the last meal that you will eat?

(2) What's the last game you will play? And is it possible to beat the Uncharted Collection in the few hours that we have left? And why couldn't they wait until after the release of Zelda?

(3) Should we unban all banned GAFers so that they can participate in the last thread on GAF? And what should its title be?

(4) How stupid will Neil deGrasse Tyson look when he finds out that McCann and his buddies were right?

(5) Is it too late for the US government to send Bruce Willies to save us all?
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(1) Whatever I'm feeling like at the time and have in my kitchen.

(2) Probably MGSV since I'm still working through that.

(3) No. Keep them banned. We can't surrender our convictions for something as trivial as the world ending.

(4) Not that stupid.

(5) No. This Apocalypse is actually Bruce Willis saving us all. Or at least saving his true believers. Heretics be damned.
 
(1) Dunno yet. I'll probably end up cooking chilli because I'm lazy.
(2) Probably Undertale. Last boss is hard :(
(3) Banned GAF need to spend their last moments reconciling their actions before the end.
(4) Rather.
(5) Haven't you heard? This is Bruce Willis saving us!
 
Awesome, I have an exam tomorrow that I haven't studied for at all. Think I'll hedge my bets on the world ending.
 
Why are we still here?

Just to make fun of doomsday predictions?

Such a lust for the end of the world.

WHOOOOOOO?!
 
lol these people and their bible end of the world crap , sigh.

Good excuse to rack up the credit card bills?

Also , happy birthday prologue
 
And what timezone will this happen in? Some places are almost done Wednesday after all.

thanks for the heads up. now I can get on with my day while waiting patiently for death.
 
C'mon world, can't you wait until Mirror's Edge Catalyst is released? Or, if that's too long, at least until I get to see David Gilmour live in December?

Fuck you world, you ain't going to take Gilmour away from me, you hear? I won't let you!
 
Over here rifts started forming in the ground and demonic chants seem to be emanating from them.

Oh, and everyone seems to be crying blood.

Strangely enough my internet speed has been upgraded and lunch was pretty great.

As far as apocalypses go I give this a 5/10.
 
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